Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235892836
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/08/2026there’s lot of cool cars out there these days. ferraris and stuff like that 2154328
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026bookshelf arriving tomorrow too ooooh we moving up in the world 000
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026murphy is so lucky i love him unconditionally bc he keeps trying to put his poopy butt on my pillows and the only emotion that really stirs in me is "sigh guess i'll have to wash my pillowcases more often" 120
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026am i allowed to sing an xmas song at karaoke on xmas or will i be chased out of town with pitchforks...... 110
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026very funny to love being in the water as much as i do for someone who does not know how to sw*m 120
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 30/06/2026moving is DONE ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ work's not over yet but i have essentially been working for 7 days straight and by the end of my week it will be a 12 day marathon so im just gonna take it real easyyyy 040
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Is Mini Mamdani in the room with us now 2323215339
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 17/06/2026got some really horrifically bad news at work today and i've been a crying mess all day 100
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026picking up the keys to my new place on monday.... where doing it where making this happen 000
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 06/06/2026posted on twit but i'll update y'all too: just signed a lease on a new apartment!!! my months long stressa of apartment hunting has ended and now we're embarking on a new series of stress. but it'll be Good 230
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/12/2025the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated 261277143
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)mylesOS [ FLICKSHOT 🔜 PRGE ] @myles.zone · 17/10/2024trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball” 3039251253
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me 695307315174
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)The Old Man From Zelda @theoldmanfromzelda.bsky.social · 26/04/2025@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball 1373082
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 19/04/2025bunny 203177364523
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 22/03/2025how do i send this tiktok to my therapist, a 50-60 yr old Man 010
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 22/03/2025overheard these two people talking about the new ashnikko single and they were like "omg have you heard it???? it's so cunty!!!" like god bless. nature is healing etc etc 010
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)selfcaregamer @selfcaregamer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025what if we all went back to bed. how about that 181220591
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 12/03/2025was at a work training yday and we got to play with fancy skincare and do mud masks for an hour and the brand educator came around to take pictures of us in the mud masks and tell me why my instinct as soon as i saw the camera was to do ✌️😝 160
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 10/03/2025customer the other day jokingly said "oh i hate you!" when i told him i didn't have problems sleeping bc i was helping him find a sleep remedy and i said "oh i have lots of other problems, if that makes you feel better" 💀🤪 010
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)The Needling @theneedling.com · 14/02/2025Tesla Owner Running Out of Room For Bumper Stickers Explaining Tesla Ownership: bit.ly/3X1tdOs 241146344
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Cathy W @cathyw.bsky.social · 06/02/2025"would you please put that in writing" is how you pull off insubordination without actually being insubordinate. Very useful when you are getting sketchy (whatever 'sketchy' might mean) instructions from someone who might not want to take responsibility for it later. signed, a former union steward. 4147991955
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/02/2025sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world 6664331228
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Me opening the news every fucking morning 4691892568
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Rocky Beat! @rockobeat.bsky.social · 04/02/2025My notifs frequently look like this 71120468
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)✨𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖓 𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 ☾✨🔞🏳️⚧️ @staticsable.bsky.social · 17/10/2024I saw this on tumblr earlier and I think it's a pretty good outlook to have, especially as people leave twitter for bluesky. You don't have to dunk on people. You do not have to spread bigotry by trying to mock it. You can report, block, and move on. Don't unintentionally give bigots a platform. 1914466
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025 548223987
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)clevermanka @clevermanka.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Be sure to check the second step in the thread. Apparently you gotta do the steps in that order. Also thank you OP for giving URLs instead of just a screenshot with no info on how to get there 6121114
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Fooligan @crispycreamie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025a fluffy dog..... i need to start drawing bgs 😔 021
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Fooligan @crispycreamie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025this is over 10 years old (which is why it doesnt have my bsky info lol) but i still really like how it turned out 041
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Fooligan @crispycreamie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025also old but really liked this too! I think i might have done it with touch pad but i honestly cant remember 021
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 25/01/2025add me on airbuds!!! i promise i'm super cool and my music taste is immaculate i.airbuds.fm/commonalitie...i.airbuds.fmTap to see my listening activitysee what Emily is playing. on your homescreen. 000
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 25/01/2025moots ignore my next tweet im trying to farm for engagement 🤐 010
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 24/01/2025this reply under lrt lmao... bro people are Plenty aware it's time to actually do smth about it. well that time was yesterday (metaphorically speaking) but at any rate 000
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/01/2025One effective tactic, and I'm not suggesting anyone do this, is for a person to call 25 of their best friends and all go stand in the path of the detention bus. And then each of those people calls 25 of their best friends, and so on, and everyone comes down for the "block" party. 20461122
Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 24/01/2025they should invent a kind of hand sanitizer bottle that doesn't dump a metric ton of sani every time you use it 020
Reposted by Grandfather (grandfather)Fooligan @crispycreamie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025wanted to try and draw smth rlly simple and also was trying to make a fursona design cus i cannot draw people ..... except the kirby isnt accurate to the actual sweater i own lol 141