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this just in folks i'm now getting reports that [emily] is still gay

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
there’s lot of cool cars out there these days. ferraris and stuff like that
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
bookshelf arriving tomorrow too ooooh we moving up in the world
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
couch couch couch couch couch
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
murphy is so lucky i love him unconditionally bc he keeps trying to put his poopy butt on my pillows and the only emotion that really stirs in me is "sigh guess i'll have to wash my pillowcases more often"
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"butthurt EDM GOAT"
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
am i allowed to sing an xmas song at karaoke on xmas or will i be chased out of town with pitchforks......
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
justin timberlake "it's gonna be may" meme
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
very funny to love being in the water as much as i do for someone who does not know how to sw*m
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
oh u know she's addicted to the pool
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
moving is DONE ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ work's not over yet but i have essentially been working for 7 days straight and by the end of my week it will be a 12 day marathon so im just gonna take it real easyyyy
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is Mini Mamdani in the room with us now
Speaker Mike Johnson & E
@SpeakerJohnson
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There are MINI MAMDANIs popping up all around the
country.
It is a dangerous thing - this is NOT a joke.
We are in a fight RIGHT NOW to save the Republic and EVERY
AMERICAN needs to take this seriously.
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
got some really horrifically bad news at work today and i've been a crying mess all day
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
picking up the keys to my new place on monday.... where doing it where making this happen
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
posted on twit but i'll update y'all too: just signed a lease on a new apartment!!! my months long stressa of apartment hunting has ended and now we're embarking on a new series of stress. but it'll be Good
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
brady 👏 photocard 👏
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
mods r asleep spam murphy pics
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Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
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mylesOS [ FLICKSHOT 🔜 PRGE ] @myles.zone · 17/10/2024
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
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The Old Man From Zelda @theoldmanfromzelda.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
bunny
An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
jon bois is in fact my favorite
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
how do i send this tiktok to my therapist, a 50-60 yr old Man
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
overheard these two people talking about the new ashnikko single and they were like "omg have you heard it???? it's so cunty!!!" like god bless. nature is healing etc etc
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selfcaregamer @selfcaregamer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
what if we all went back to bed. how about that
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
was at a work training yday and we got to play with fancy skincare and do mud masks for an hour and the brand educator came around to take pictures of us in the mud masks and tell me why my instinct as soon as i saw the camera was to do ✌️😝
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
customer the other day jokingly said "oh i hate you!" when i told him i didn't have problems sleeping bc i was helping him find a sleep remedy and i said "oh i have lots of other problems, if that makes you feel better" 💀🤪
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 14/02/2025
Tesla Owner Running Out of Room For Bumper Stickers Explaining Tesla Ownership: bit.ly/3X1tdOs
Back of Tesla covered in bumper stickers like "Bought before we knew Elon was crazy" and "bought before the hand gesture."
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
stardew & minecraft 🙂‍↕️
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Cathy W @cathyw.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
"would you please put that in writing" is how you pull off insubordination without actually being insubordinate. Very useful when you are getting sketchy (whatever 'sketchy' might mean) instructions from someone who might not want to take responsibility for it later. signed, a former union steward.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Me opening the news every fucking morning
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Rocky Beat! @rockobeat.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My notifs frequently look like this
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✨𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖓 𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 ☾✨🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @staticsable.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
I saw this on tumblr earlier and I think it's a pretty good outlook to have, especially as people leave twitter for bluesky. You don't have to dunk on people. You do not have to spread bigotry by trying to mock it. You can report, block, and move on. Don't unintentionally give bigots a platform.
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
introduce yourself with 4 movies 🫡✌️
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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clevermanka @clevermanka.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Be sure to check the second step in the thread. Apparently you gotta do the steps in that order. Also thank you OP for giving URLs instead of just a screenshot with no info on how to get there
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Fooligan @crispycreamie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
a fluffy dog..... i need to start drawing bgs 😔
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Fooligan @crispycreamie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
this is over 10 years old (which is why it doesnt have my bsky info lol) but i still really like how it turned out
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Fooligan @crispycreamie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
also old but really liked this too! I think i might have done it with touch pad but i honestly cant remember
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 25/01/2025
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
add me on airbuds!!! i promise i'm super cool and my music taste is immaculate i.airbuds.fm/commonalitie...
i.airbuds.fm
Tap to see my listening activity
see what Emily is playing. on your homescreen.
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
moots ignore my next tweet im trying to farm for engagement 🤐
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
this reply under lrt lmao... bro people are Plenty aware it's time to actually do smth about it. well that time was yesterday (metaphorically speaking) but at any rate
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/01/2025
One effective tactic, and I'm not suggesting anyone do this, is for a person to call 25 of their best friends and all go stand in the path of the detention bus. And then each of those people calls 25 of their best friends, and so on, and everyone comes down for the "block" party.
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Grandfather (grandfather) @garudyne.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
they should invent a kind of hand sanitizer bottle that doesn't dump a metric ton of sani every time you use it
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Fooligan @crispycreamie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
wanted to try and draw smth rlly simple and also was trying to make a fursona design cus i cannot draw people ..... except the kirby isnt accurate to the actual sweater i own lol
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