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Chris Johnson (she/her)

@garlicknitter.bsky.social
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Transcriptionist for Smart Podcast, Trashy Books - available for more transcription work! Knitting instructor and Yarn Doctor at Fillory Yarn in San Jose, California Helping with cat rescue at Friends of San Martin Animal Society (aka FOSMAS)

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 6h
Why would a physical search of Omar’s home in 2026 be relevant to or necessary for an investigation into whether her dad filled out a form incorrectly decades ago?
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🏳️‍⚧️ Decomposing Princess Jackie @jackiesupernova.northsky.social · 6h
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New bro code: "Protect women. Respect women. Believe women." The code is accountability, human decency, human kindness, respect. It has to be.
New bro code:
"Protect women. Respect women. Believe women."

Photo of Mychal in Valkyries shirt.
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🎃 BOOdhacat 👻 @buddhacat8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m hooked on Romance novels right now. I’m constantly amazed at the plot details, mystery elements, and actual history that is incorporated in them. The only formula that I can see is that main lovers meet early on, and there is a happy ending. Now, more than ever, we need some happy endings
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dani_B @danib.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dolly Day 9/25 Let's Go
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Dolly Parton - Workin' 9 to 5 Performance
Alt: Dolly Parton - Workin' 9 to 5 Performance
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
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Julie the Cranky Crone @juliethecranky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/YQFEK...
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Glowing Gnomes Were Chickens
YouTube video by Ghosts of History
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A thing that does annoy me about artists who say they aren't interested in taking a political stance is that BIGOTRY ISN'T POLITICAL!
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Commodified fantasy takes no risks: it invents nothing, but imitates and trivializes. It proceeds by depriving the old stories of their intellectual and ethical complexity, turning their truth-telling to sentimental platitude.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
-Are these same worried adults leading the trans panic doing anything to address non-sports violence in schools, like bullying? Because there's a heck of a lot of that. -If the concern is too much T, isn't this really an argument in favor of puberty blockers?
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would just really like someone to explain to me how the "but cis girls might get hurt!" rationale even plays out. -Do girls never get hurt playing all-cis teams? -Are the sports intended to violent? If so, they're not for kids. -Do adults not step in if it looks like there's deliberate violence?
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Tom🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @norab84.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(actually if we invested in children anywhere near the degree we invested in AI, society would be far better off)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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Nails the Tabaxi 🍉 @nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bare minimum it should be required by law that the thing being written off become public domain since technically the taxpayers have already paid for it.
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Mike Rhone @mikerhone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Re: that Sasse essay, do you know what we actually need our boys to do? Theater. Theater teaches them collaboration, think ing on their feet, empathy, public speaking, getting things done with no budget, and much more. And they’ll meet girls and be less likely to get traumatic brain injuries.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Milwaukee’s experience shows that the Left not only can govern, but that it can do so considerably more effectively than either establishment politicians or progressive solo operators. That’s… why defenders of the status quo are so worried about a democratic socialist like Zohran Mamdani.”
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Chris Johnson (she/her) @garlicknitter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Y'all, Sarah is great to work for: fun, but also professional. Smart Bitches, Trashy Books is an awesome site. - garlicknitter, transcriptionist for Smart Podcast, Trashy Books for...I don't know, like a decade?
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Smart Bitches @smartbitches.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We Are Hiring! We're looking for a Content and Community Assistant.  This is a paid, part time remote position from Nov. 1 through June 1 2027, for a US-based person who is as into romance & discussion as they are into details & organization. You can find all the info here: bit.ly/SBTBTemp
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
BIG TIMI (@OrevaZSN) on twitter: "YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels."
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/08/2026
Nearly everything the public believes about trans people is false and that is fundamentally a failure of media.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
>imperial concubine controls national security >court eunuchs are ceaselessly fighting for internal influence >the viziers are scheming over who replaces the leader >the leader fritters away all his time repeatedly replacing the grass on the lawn >the palace debt grows greater by the day
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not for nothing but DEI isn’t charity, it’s good business. It’s about asking what you’re missing, what you’re undervaluing, fixing those sorts of deficiencies. It’s just good strategy.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A scene from final fantasy tactics advanced where a pink haired girl a blonde boy an moogle wearing green and 3Bangaa 2 in hvy armor one the jailer where Ritz the pink haired warrior says (when prisoners become an essential part of the labor force, reducing crime is "inefficient.")
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seriously 🙄😡
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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Go compliment a friend! Like is there a thing you don’t know if they know about themselves? Or like is there something you think they need a reminder that folks value their creativity or integrity or persistence?
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Like. Do we WANT a toxic culture of doubling down, coverups, & never admitting mistakes? Because "any admission of error can fuck you up worse than pretending you never messed up at all" is how you GET a toxic culture of doubling down, coverups, & never admitting mistakes.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 24/07/2026
honestly hoping that we come out of this current shitshow into an age of appreciating competence, because the cost of not appreciating it is BECOMING. VERY. EVIDENT.
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#booksky
My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/07/2026
I think @govandybeshear.bsky.social should just appoint a Dem to fill McConnell’s seat. It would force proof of life, and the state law that stripped him of that power should be challenged in court. I’m sure Thune would refuse to seat the appointee, but I think it’s a fight worth having. BE BOLD!
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In other "excellent news from religious bodies", the US Presbyterian General Assembly has formally voted to start the process to (correctly) declare white Christian nationalism a theological error incompatible with the teachings of Jesus: pres-outlook.org/2026/07/pcus...
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PC(USA) labels White Christian nationalism "Theological Error"
Calling White Christian nationalism incompatible with the teachings of Jesus, commissioners approved a proposed constitutional amendment and a new policy statement opposing the ideology.
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Data for Progress @dataforprogress.org · 02/07/2026
NEW: Americans are pessimistic about the future. But which actors do they think are having the worst impact on the economy/society? Voters find the most harmful actors to be: 1) Billionaires 2) Corporate landlords 3) Sports gambling 4) Artificial intelligence 5) Cryptocurrency


Scatter plot titled "Billionaires and Corporate Landlords Are Seen as Most Harmful to Society and Economy." X-axis shows economic impact (3.0-5.5), y-axis shows societal impact (3.0-5.5), on a 1-7 scale where 4 is neutral. 40 numbered dots, colored dark red-brown (negative) to green (positive), follow a diagonal line showing economic and societal ratings are closely correlated. Most negative, in a shaded pink zone below 4 on both axes: Billionaires and Corporate landlords (~3.15-3.2), followed by Sports gambling, AI companies, Cryptocurrency, Payday loan companies, both major political parties, Social media companies, For-profit universities, and Cable news networks. Most positive, in a shaded green zone: Libraries and Small businesses (~5.0-5.3), followed by Hospitals, Charitable organizations, Small regional banks, and Churches. Most of the 40 actors fall between 4.0-5.0 on both axes. A numbered legend of all 40 actors accompanies the chart.
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026
As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.
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Chris Johnson (she/her) @garlicknitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'd walk with my people if I could find them (I've found a bunch of my people, and yes, it is nice walking with them)
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Robert Mahon @bedform.org · 07/05/2026
I don't think there should be a work requirement for SNAP. I think there should be a wage-should-be-enough-for-employees-to-eat requirement for employers.
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Sterling Dodge (aka Justin Eger) @fugitivecourier.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Six episode anthology. Different story every episode. Han shows up at the table for the last one and finally calls B.S.
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Rosemary Picado Calhoun @rpicado.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
While Billy Dee is still alive, I think they really need to do a Lando movie. Like, have him sitting around the card table with the ladies telling tales, and Donald Glover can act them out AND THEY DON'T NECESSARILY MATCH!
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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.
Handwritten note taped to a power pole that reads: if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means NECESSARY. I ain't giving up. I swear.
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Shematologist, MD @shematologist.medsky.social · 15/04/2026
Some universal truths from your friendly neighborhood hematologist -every baby should get vitamin K -no baby needs a chiropractor -all menstruating and pregnant people should be screened for iron deficiency -vaccines save lives, prevent cancer, and are a fucking MIRACLE
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
what if we normalized mental/emotional/social health checkups like physical checkups? just quick meeting once a year, covered by health insurance. Oh a referral for therapy? would you like maybe career counseling? you're feeling sad but you think it's reasonable level, shall we check in in 3 months?
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
1 like = 1 pet for Bowie. 1 repost = 1 kiss for Bowie.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If you want Bluesky to be good you need to be weirder
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