gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This quote should go on Megyn Kelly’s tombstone with a target underneath it so people know where to piss. 010
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As a balding cis man, I have been on the receiving end of some devastating burns over the years targeting my retreating hairline. No one has tried to stick their figurative hand in my pants to tell me where to piss. We can handle a few more pointed jokes. 010
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He had a funky windup and some real filthy off speed pitches, fun guy to watch 010
Reposted by gallxcbrainDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 259184614881
Reposted by gallxcbrainALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI is a cancer that should die but occasionally it is very funny 37621
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't think new grads are in a reasonable position to take an anti-AI stance with their first coding jobs at this moment in time. 120
Reposted by gallxcbraindr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3568431674
Reposted by gallxcbrainTie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience 1834921192
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sending love and comfort, I’m glad you’re in the care of the right folks ❤️ 021
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"what is a dentistry patient but a really good sub?" - @billy1kirby.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/billy1kirby/...twitch.tvWhat IS a good dentist patient? - Billy1Kirby on TwitchWatch Billy1Kirby's Battle Brothers clip titled "What IS a good dentist patient?" on Twitch. 061
Reposted by gallxcbrainBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs 315898916
Reposted by gallxcbrainlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world 434438786
Reposted by gallxcbraindave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered. 1003654622
Reposted by gallxcbrainChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026The very implications of the phrase "AAA pussy eating" are sending me to outer space 3452
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Did you adopt & save every cat in your region or did you make a stupid post on Bluesky? 0100
Reposted by gallxcbrainDave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 15/09/2026“Wrongfully labeled as smut by Valve!” is so going in our accolades trailer. 811816
Reposted by gallxcbrainCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Important cat business. You wouldn’t understand. Photo from my collection, 1972. 351727137
Reposted by gallxcbrainJohn in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 171103401924
Reposted by gallxcbrainLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026Not many know that 50 Cent appropriated the term Wanksta from compulsive masturbators so they were forced to pay him back in kind by stealing the word Goon from thugs. 623454
Reposted by gallxcbrainRappCatsAdopt @rappcats.bsky.social · 12/09/2026there anything cuter than big dogs and little kittens? Our little foster kittens get introduced to Big Ben, early, so they get used to friendly dogs. #exploring #kittensofig #kittensanddogs #adoptdontshop 17312
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It isn’t hard to take an unequivocal, moral, rights-based stance and no one will appreciate you for being a mealy-mouthed weasel. It is sad that so few Dem leaders understand as Sen Markey does. 030
Reposted by gallxcbrainEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights. 150107981822
Reposted by gallxcbrainPapas Place For FIV+ Cats @papasplace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This little scavenger hunts for trash in my neighbors yard to drag home for me cause apparently I’m not a good enough trash hunter 😂 the pickins are getting slim as everyone has cleaned up their yards! He brought me a few work gloves the other day though #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #AdoptDontShop #Animals 91018
Reposted by gallxcbrainRappCatsAdopt @rappcats.bsky.social · 10/09/2026After her first bath, this little lady met her first dog! She was very curious about this huge furry cat with a long snout. Big ole foster brother, Ben, is good at making kittens feel safe when they meet him. #dogtestedandapproved #curiouskitten #catsanddogs #newfriends #rappcatsadopt 3539
Reposted by gallxcbrain👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026oh my GOD they actually featured the bulge of hasan piker on big screen at the republican conference 💀💀💀💀💀 4772587
Reposted by gallxcbrainWren Wrabbit 🐇 @wrenwrabbit.bunnyboy.live · 10/09/2026check out this cool thing my wife did! painted Pokémon 3d print plus bonsai! #minipainting 3406
Reposted by gallxcbraindave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026he is spending his day conceptualizing entirely new paradigms for refusing to take his medicine. he's generations ahead of the veterinary professions' best new tricks. 2688974
Reposted by gallxcbrainbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167554232
Reposted by gallxcbrainUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 01631440
Reposted by gallxcbrainBen Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Clippers will probably win a war before the army does. 1286
Reposted by gallxcbrainJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The army is going to have a draft again before the Clippers do. 11733111
Reposted by gallxcbrainBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there. 146142212079
Reposted by gallxcbrainTropicalfreeze21 (So very tired) @tropicalfreeze21.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Come home from work, find yellow paint arrows on the wall pointed towards the bedroom. My npc buddy calls on my cell phone "looks like there's something waiting for you in the bedroom better check it out" I stumble around the kitchen in case there's hidden collectibles. 133
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Gotta tell that dusty bitch to go touch a cactus 0191
Reposted by gallxcbrainlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026yeah, I knew a lot of vets who used that word. Hard men, veterans of the clone wars. Men who fought droids at Kadavo, Lola Sayu, clones who saw some serious shit. You know who never once said it, though? Plo Koon. The General was built different. Jar Jar used it but only when the cameras were off 988695
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"... while Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet." 000
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry isn't dead, he's simply escaping to the one place that isn't corrupted by capitalism - heaven. 120
Reposted by gallxcbrainpandora @pandorainaboxx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026hooman iz leavin bed whar the hellys 1174
Reposted by gallxcbrainGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist. 3053231078
gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026lmao at the pure expression of indignant rage from this cat 000
Reposted by gallxcbrainKris Gates @krismgates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I’m headed out to take my parents to the county fair, where we will admire the livestock, handicrafts, and baked goods. On this occasion I share a past favorite photo: the best rabbit of all time. 11386112