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Punish the villains. Cats are better than people.

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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This quote should go on Megyn Kelly’s tombstone with a target underneath it so people know where to piss.
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a balding cis man, I have been on the receiving end of some devastating burns over the years targeting my retreating hairline. No one has tried to stick their figurative hand in my pants to tell me where to piss. We can handle a few more pointed jokes.
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He had a funky windup and some real filthy off speed pitches, fun guy to watch
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mommy? I mean uhh hi gaertan nice piece
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI is a cancer that should die but occasionally it is very funny
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think new grads are in a reasonable position to take an anti-AI stance with their first coding jobs at this moment in time.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bleak, but perfectly believable
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sending love and comfort, I’m glad you’re in the care of the right folks ❤️
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026
beast mode
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"what is a dentistry patient but a really good sub?" - @billy1kirby.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/billy1kirby/...
twitch.tv
What IS a good dentist patient? - Billy1Kirby on Twitch
Watch Billy1Kirby's Battle Brothers clip titled "What IS a good dentist patient?" on Twitch.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered.
Close-up of a small wild cat with brown striped fur, large rounded ears, amber eyes, and a dark nose, staring directly at the camera with an intense, slightly irritated expression.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
The very implications of the phrase "AAA pussy eating" are sending me to outer space
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
???????
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you adopt & save every cat in your region or did you make a stupid post on Bluesky?
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 15/09/2026
“Wrongfully labeled as smut by Valve!” is so going in our accolades trailer.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important cat business. You wouldn’t understand. Photo from my collection, 1972.
color photo of a shorthaired black cat standing on the thin ledge on top of a sliding glass shower door. The cat is staring intently up at the ceiling.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026
Not many know that 50 Cent appropriated the term Wanksta from compulsive masturbators so they were forced to pay him back in kind by stealing the word Goon from thugs.
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RappCatsAdopt @rappcats.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there anything cuter than big dogs and little kittens? Our little foster kittens get introduced to Big Ben, early, so they get used to friendly dogs. #exploring #kittensofig #kittensanddogs #adoptdontshop
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@eskay520

I don’t know if I trust this pilot 

(picture of a stuffed Spheal in an airplane cockpit)

I DIDNT REALIZE ITS 9/11 IM SORRY
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It isn’t hard to take an unequivocal, moral, rights-based stance and no one will appreciate you for being a mealy-mouthed weasel. It is sad that so few Dem leaders understand as Sen Markey does.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Papas Place For FIV+ Cats @papasplace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This little scavenger hunts for trash in my neighbors yard to drag home for me cause apparently I’m not a good enough trash hunter 😂 the pickins are getting slim as everyone has cleaned up their yards! He brought me a few work gloves the other day though #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #AdoptDontShop #Animals
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RappCatsAdopt @rappcats.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
After her first bath, this little lady met her first dog! She was very curious about this huge furry cat with a long snout. Big ole foster brother, Ben, is good at making kittens feel safe when they meet him. #dogtestedandapproved #curiouskitten #catsanddogs #newfriends #rappcatsadopt
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh my GOD they actually featured the bulge of hasan piker on big screen at the republican conference 💀💀💀💀💀
David Weigel @daveweigel
X.com
On the big screen: @hasanthehun

pic of the big screen monitors of a shirtless hasan piker in undies taking a selfie & there is notoriously visible bulge in this here thirst trap
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Wren Wrabbit 🐇 @wrenwrabbit.bunnyboy.live · 10/09/2026
check out this cool thing my wife did! painted Pokémon 3d print plus bonsai! #minipainting
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
he is spending his day conceptualizing entirely new paradigms for refusing to take his medicine. he's generations ahead of the veterinary professions' best new tricks.
an orange and white cat appears to be in deep contemplation.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Team bubbler for life.
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Clippers will probably win a war before the army does.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The army is going to have a draft again before the Clippers do.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Tropicalfreeze21 (So very tired) @tropicalfreeze21.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Come home from work, find yellow paint arrows on the wall pointed towards the bedroom. My npc buddy calls on my cell phone "looks like there's something waiting for you in the bedroom better check it out" I stumble around the kitchen in case there's hidden collectibles.
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gotta tell that dusty bitch to go touch a cactus
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
yeah, I knew a lot of vets who used that word. Hard men, veterans of the clone wars. Men who fought droids at Kadavo, Lola Sayu, clones who saw some serious shit. You know who never once said it, though? Plo Koon. The General was built different. Jar Jar used it but only when the cameras were off
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"... while Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet."
"The reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, while Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet."
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry isn't dead, he's simply escaping to the one place that isn't corrupted by capitalism - heaven.
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pandora @pandorainaboxx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hooman iz leavin bed whar the hellys
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pandora @pandorainaboxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ar yew awak
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.
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gallxcbrain @gallxcbrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
lmao at the pure expression of indignant rage from this cat
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Kris Gates @krismgates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m headed out to take my parents to the county fair, where we will admire the livestock, handicrafts, and baked goods. On this occasion I share a past favorite photo: the best rabbit of all time.
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