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sarah ravencroft

@gallowscalibrator.bsky.social
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she/her ~ eco goth ~ woman about whom nothing is known; possibly a companion of Sappho

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POV you’re on a training exercise with the house leader and her shirt rides up in the back
digital drawing of edelgard von hresvelg crouching down in the bushes beside a wooded path waiting to do an ambush or something. her academg uniform shirt has slid up a bit to reveal a lower back tattoo that says “Crests are to blame but not for this ass.” we can assume that after this incident she swapped uniforms for the romper
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bisky posts for yanderes only @terezi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
starfox adventures
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pretty masc for a female clown @logarius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
stream necrofusion by zak bagans & praga khan Sound of the summer
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they should just put this caption on every episode
screenshot of an episode of ghost adventures. zak bagans is holding out something to talk to ghosts with and the caption says “we don’t know if that’s true or not.”
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
saag aloo tonight
saag aloo covered in hearts because i love her
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hubert’s Perfectly Normal Day #035: Stash yourselves in the corner. stergeon.tumblr.com/post/8293147... #fe3h #hpnd
thumbnail from Hubert’s Perfectly Normal Day #035 of hubert and edelgard eating breakfast. we’re gonna get out of the dining hall by the end of the year trust
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
inception is such an all time movie. its got so much style and so little actual substance. so many interesting concepts that are just not at all explored. great actors given bad dialogue. scenes that are clearly written just bc they thought the effects would be really cool (and they are really cool)
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026
voted most likely to let it linger
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🫧🪼🌺mickey🌺🪼🫧 @residualpink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shouldve called out 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ alas
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some elfs drawn at the festival #1 - butch elfs gather weapons at the hardware store #2 - prelude to the final battle between the young elf queen and the milven sorceress interrupted by sound check for the next final battle #3 - tall straight partypooper boyfriend spends all day speaking over women
three butch elfs are in the sledgehammers poison and garbage bags aisle at the hardware store. somebody off-screen tells the first elf “Why don’t you go back to the carabiner aisle” and they respond “keep it up, bruh, i’ll go to the gun store and buy a gun” while doing the “no balls” gesture. they’re actively picking a box of rat poison off the shelf. an elf in a hammock suspended from the shelves plugs their ears and angrily yells “Flirt elsewhere,” clarifying that “um. I’m sleepy.” a sign beneath them points up at where their ass would be their hammock and reads “fire here soon - don’t worry about it!” another elf with huge gauges in their real ears and bunny ears on their head is on the floor at the first elf’s feet by the shovels and sledgehammers and sheepishly says “a hee hoo. there’s no change here.” i was real stoned when i drew this and i reckon you can telltwo big elf women stare each other down. we see the back of the elf in the foreground, who is muscular with no shirt and a bass clef tattoo on her shoulder. she has a vaguely bass clef shaped ponytail and her huge ears have several piercings, one of which is also bass clef shaped. the elf in the background is leering and casting treble-clef shaped magic in one hand. she’s wearing a crop top with no bra and a loincloth to show off her massive quads. her hair is long and swirly and roughly treble clef inspired. she smirks at the foreground elf and rambles: “O! so you have defeated my minions and survived to meet me… so lovely to make your fine acquaintance… you must have trained sooooooooooo long and hard to get all the way here.” (the Os in sooooooooooo have stems like music notes as she’s singing this.) “why i’d swoon at the effort if you didn’t make me so sick. have you brought the vorpral blade? or do you intend to kill me with your own two pretty little hands? how intimate—too bad only the vorpral blade can kill me. well, so it ends. snicker-snack, darling, i’m sure you’re busy—“ she says something else but it’s cut off by the speech bubble of another elf in beaglepuss shutter shades and a raccoon tail hat shouting “chECK ONE TWO” into a microphonethe main stage at merriweather post pavilion is currently occupied by the elf enchantress and her slew of mind controlled backup dancers, two of whom have been crucified upside down with arrows labeling them as “dead.” big banners on the sides of the stage read “evil!” and the one in the middle reads “time left: 10 mins.” the enchantress is wearing knee pads, a strap harness, a bra, and a big cape, with glitter on her face. she smiles to show off her shark teeth as she sings “OoOoOoOoOo my cloak of shadow, my sweet lil sacrifices, we summon us a dark and cruel god tonight.” in the foreground some elf girls are dancing to the music and loving life while watching the enchantress cast her spells. one girl is in tears telling her tall straight partypooper boyfriend “jakey jakey, look, it’s really her, it’s really the enchantress omggg.” jakey, presumably, is not listening as he’s on the phone with somebody else and loudly saying “yeah i’m not really into this type of music myself. uh huh. nah. nah i’m really just here for jenna y’know. yeah she’s right here. jenna you wanna say hi? no? okay. rude. anyway how are my bets looking”
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
anyone at all things go dc rn with super glue…the heel on my shoe is breaking off 😭
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bisky posts for yanderes only @terezi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
joker meme with the comedian format. "let me get this straight. you need to pee?" and joker says "i do. and i'm tired of pretending i don't."
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FIFTY THOUSAND MORE YEARS OF WOMENS BASEBALL!!!
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ive been trying to apply this mindset and its been really fun. like now when im on my phone too long i can be like “spending this much time on your phone is NOT hot. go do something else” and it works better than any other method ive ever tried 😭
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bisky posts for yanderes only @terezi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is igor
igor the black cat looking up. he's wearing a pink bell collarigor the black cat looking right at the camera
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
edelgard’s crab tutorial like and subscribe for more #marylandmention
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aj soprano in season 6 is killing me this kid is sniveling and weeping every second hes on screen 😭 they really started making his actor work in season 5 opening with the bear scene
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
edelgard: oh hubert i know this one shez: you do? edelgard: yes, one of the golden deer showed me. it’s a hand motion and a phrase, like this. right shez? hubert: [claws embedded in shez’s shoulder] listen to me. listen very carefully. you may never tell her she’s wrong. shez: [in tears] i know
edelgard hitting a fat dab and saying SIX SEVEN!
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i was going to give these clowns some free publicity but as i was drawing this i got an email saying my game is DELAYED so ive sent her to retrieve it
edelgard hefting aymr on her way to best buy to get my video game
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
quote from girl about to drop the bong
fivehead academy edelgard holding a bong with her whole fist and flicking you off angrystyle saying “of course i know what to do with this”
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Heads up DC friends!!! He’s playing Sunday!!!!! dc9.club/event/aaron-...
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Aaron Rowe
CELEBRATING 21 YEARS OF MUSIC 🎶 Bar, Music Venue and Dance Space est. 2004 💃🏻🎸
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
feh isn’t ready for the “harvest jewels” banner
ferdinand and hubert fe3h feh drawn in a squash and corncob suit respectively. the corncob is the “art is hard” corn man and the squash is some squashtume from google images
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
they say i tricked knuckles into fighting sonic but if you saw him fight youd know he wants it too. theres a darkness in him
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026
We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 14/09/2026
Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum:
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“you could still go to the club”
the end of azure moon where dimitri is extending his hand to defeated edelgard
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
at the nail salon today overheard a woman say her son just called to tell her hes going to propose to his girlfriend of ten years! theyve been together since high school how sweet! hes going to propose on his birthday 😬 his birthday is today 😬😬😬
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
decided im going to spend my 30s becoming as hot as possible. please let me know if you have any suggestions for things i can do or skills i can learn that will make me hotter and i will take them into consideration ty
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sopranos spoilers but i really hope [spoiler] stays in new hampshire and has a beautiful gay life. im enjoying tonys “who cares” style of radical acceptance but no ones allowed to be happy in this show lol i know its gonna be over for him but i can dream
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
youtu.be/7ZWaWrvJ7nA
youtu.be
Star Trek: Tik Tok
YouTube video by MissSheenie
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
GOOD NEWS! Phase I clinical trial results out of Johns Hopkins show a first-of-its-kind vaccine designed to target common KRAS mutations was safe AND stimulated KRAS-specific T-cell responses in 90% of study participants who were at HIGH risk of developing pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma (PDAC).
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Pancreatic Cancer Vaccine Triggers Immune Response Before Tumors Develop
Phase I results show early promise for a vaccine designed to prevent pancreatic cancer in people at high risk of developing the disease.
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
college comic (c. ~2016/17), micron pen based on a true story
panel 1: a cat person, a bunny girl, a dog boy, and a sheep boy are hanging out in a dorm room. the cat is sitting at a desk littered with marijuana paraphernalia, studiously rolling a joint. the bunny is eagerly watching the process. the dog sits on the bed with his shoes on, scrolling on his phone, while the sheep sits on the floor, zoning out. some lil visual gags and references: the cigarettes on the desk are Muleboro brand, and there’s a poster for a band that played a show at the “Octobar”. the bunny’s hoodie is “Hoof College” branded, and the cat is wearing a leather jacket with “Skate Witches” on the back. one of the dog’s ears is stuck under his hat, and he has a “Pussy Liquor” shirt of a cat making a vulgar gesture and drinking a martini. the sheep’s shirt has a peace sign and reads “piece”

panel 2: close up on the cat and the bunny as the bunny asks the cat, “you almost done over there, man?”
“be calm,” says the cat. “i’m working on it. i was gonna roll an L, but i changed my mind.”

panel 3: over the bunny’s shoulder, the dog sits up, looking confused as he asks, “an ‘L’? the fuck is that?”

panel 4: the sheep explains, “you put the papers in an ‘L’ shape and roll it like that. uppercase ‘L’. makes it longer. and stuff.” inset is a diagram: one paper is placed vertically, the other horizontally at its end, rolling up into a nice long joint.

panel 5: the dots connect for the dog, if not the right ones. his eyes are wide as he goes “… wow.” the same diagram is shown, though the dog has pictured it rolling not into a straight joint, but one with a right angle, shaped like an uppercase L.

panel 6: the dog sits up excitedly, putting a hand on the bunny’s shoulder as he asks the sheep, “yo, but dude… does the cherry make the turn?”

panel 7: the cat is shown, paused in the middle of licking the paper to seal the joint. “…”

panel 8: exactly the same as panel 7, but the cat’s ears are flat and their pupils are big as they glare at the dog and say “What.”
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Woah, certainly makes you think
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i was in broadus montana two thousand years ago and i will be yet
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
arrived back in md and immediately cars are zipping down the highway 1000 mph weaving around and almost colliding. its good to be home 🥰
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
calgary
“the calgary stampede” - i know that’s a rodeo but in this case it’s a guy we saw on the way into the city who was walking a small army of teeny tiny dogs. i tried to get a proper count but more of them seemed to appear every time i thought i had a number. at best guess i’d say there were eight, a mix of mini schnauzers and chihuahuas and shih tsus and other lil bitty thingsseptember 2nd, 2026 - skate sesh at prince’s island park - “getting mogged severely by a child.” me and xtine were practicing ollies in the grass when a small child, maybe seven or so, flew past us on a longboard, crocs stamping as he went. meanwhile sarah was cold chillin on her phone or whatever minding her business (which is to say laughing at us)“a man and his cat” - prince’s island park. a silver-haired dude in a waistcoat and jeans was walking his bengal cat around the park. the cat seemed to be having a fantastic time
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Anathema 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @anathemaweatherwax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.fauna-flora.org/news/celebra...
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Celebrating Kazakhstan’s first wild-born Przewalski’s horse in 200 years
A Przewalski’s horse foal has been born in Central Kazakhstan for the first time in 200 years- a big step on the road to population recovery.
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
road trip car window landscape sketches (montana edition)
august 22nd 2026: pryor creek/indian arrow near yellowstone river state park off I-90 in montana. a big cliff with a sheer face and some small hills and lots of skyreaching out: a shrub on a hill has a long arm-like branch extending way out past the side of the hill so it looks like it’s wavingoutside billings: the median of the interstate featuring some scrubby plants, a barrier fence, telephone poles, and a handful of isolated treescabin by the yellowstone river: a field of prairie grass and a little thicket of trees frames a collapsed log cabin. there’s a river on one side and a train track on the other
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
deer meetup along the sides of us-212 in montana tonight. i heard every deer in the world is gonna be there
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You do not, under any circumstances, have to lay Lindsey Buckingham in the tall grass and let him do “his stuff”
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bisky posts for yanderes only @terezi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it is amazing how much easier it is to pay attention to baseball when its all beautiful women playing
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Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fields of Mistria 1.0 is here!✨ Thank you to everyone who's joined us on this journey, shared feedback, showed us your farms, created fan art, and loved Mistria as much as we do. 1.0 is just the beginning. 🌱 Download on Steam: bit.ly/Mistria
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Frank 🏴 @newtalax.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lets gooooo @stergeon.bsky.social @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social @residualpink.bsky.social
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
pikachu pichu & pichu and shinx playin cards. pikachu is chillin but pichu 2 looks a little aggro
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ink drawing of pikachu in the headband backlit and arms up doing a down b thunder attack and hollering upward “To me, thy power, O skies, O heavens; I, divine lightning rod, receive thee, beseech thee: Destroy, and make as ash (not Ketchum), with thy faithful conduit, that chucklefuck Yoshi”
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bisky posts for yanderes only @terezi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i hate car dealers
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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