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@stergeon.bsky.social
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garrulous internet butch / elfposter in chief 🎨 art: stergeon.tumblr.com 💻 elfs: iloveelfs.com 📚 words: ao3.org/users/stergeon 🗣️ fe3h shitposting: right here babey edelgardsucks.com 👈

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magnolia 🗡️🐉 @pencilpai.bsky.social · 10h
Where's your head at??? #theodora #fefw #FireEmblemFortunesWeave #TheodoraSergioSavangren #FE18
A drawing of Theodora from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave. She is shown from the waist up. A silhouette of a brain is on her face, with one eye visible. Blood vessels travel from the brain down to her heart, and then to her arm, which is all black with a few highlights. She is painted in neon oranges, reds, and yellows against an olive green background.
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 15h
distant cousins
a buff and sturdy dagdan horse and a lanky and wiry fodlan horse appraise each other. they seem equally unimpressed
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world’s gentlest weed puller @reflektion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nathan keeps sending dragoons over the mountain with only dietrich in range and he just keeps critting them and i said sounds like you’re just feeding dragoons to dietrich and nathan started crying
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Em @etherealwill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrote a little Setleth drabble #FE3H archiveofourown.org/works/93538581
By its Cover by EtherealWill
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

General Audiences
No Archive Warnings Apply
Other
Complete Work

29 Sep 2026
Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, My Unit | Byleth/Seteth, Seteth (Fire Emblem), My Unit | Byleth, Pre-Relationship,  Pre-Timeskip | Academy Phase (Fire Emblem: Three Houses), POV First Person, POV My Unit | Byleth, Ambiguous Gender My Unit | Byleth 

Summary: Byleth responds to a summons from Seteth. They end up surprising each other.

Language: English
Words: 944
Chapters: 1/1
Hits: 0
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
charli xcx i did not know your game
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🔞 circus academia 🌈🐌 @benetnash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the cool thing about doing stuff anyway is even if you never suck less at it you WILL get faster at getting it the hell out the way. but you’ll also eventually suck less. and be really sexy and interesting
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
feeling rather behind on fortune’s weave and manually electing not to have fomo about it
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
feh isn’t ready for the “harvest jewels” banner
ferdinand and hubert fe3h feh drawn in a squash and corncob suit respectively. the corncob is the “art is hard” corn man and the squash is some squashtume from google images
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got excited by the thought “what if rhea did girlscience on edelgard 😳😳😳😳” but then remembered i already wrote that !!!!
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nel @nelfes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*shaking my head* needs more dragons
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s actually for the best that brandi didn’t play you and me on the rock because that was the first time i made it through one of her sets without boohoohoohooing and if she’d played that one i would have been done for
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in my future band we will have rhythm and lead pedal steel
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
live music is the point btw
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no shade whatsoever to the other acts on the roster tonight but i do wish remi wolf went all night
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some elfs drawn at the festival #1 - butch elfs gather weapons at the hardware store #2 - prelude to the final battle between the young elf queen and the milven sorceress interrupted by sound check for the next final battle #3 - tall straight partypooper boyfriend spends all day speaking over women
three butch elfs are in the sledgehammers poison and garbage bags aisle at the hardware store. somebody off-screen tells the first elf “Why don’t you go back to the carabiner aisle” and they respond “keep it up, bruh, i’ll go to the gun store and buy a gun” while doing the “no balls” gesture. they’re actively picking a box of rat poison off the shelf. an elf in a hammock suspended from the shelves plugs their ears and angrily yells “Flirt elsewhere,” clarifying that “um. I’m sleepy.” a sign beneath them points up at where their ass would be their hammock and reads “fire here soon - don’t worry about it!” another elf with huge gauges in their real ears and bunny ears on their head is on the floor at the first elf’s feet by the shovels and sledgehammers and sheepishly says “a hee hoo. there’s no change here.” i was real stoned when i drew this and i reckon you can telltwo big elf women stare each other down. we see the back of the elf in the foreground, who is muscular with no shirt and a bass clef tattoo on her shoulder. she has a vaguely bass clef shaped ponytail and her huge ears have several piercings, one of which is also bass clef shaped. the elf in the background is leering and casting treble-clef shaped magic in one hand. she’s wearing a crop top with no bra and a loincloth to show off her massive quads. her hair is long and swirly and roughly treble clef inspired. she smirks at the foreground elf and rambles: “O! so you have defeated my minions and survived to meet me… so lovely to make your fine acquaintance… you must have trained sooooooooooo long and hard to get all the way here.” (the Os in sooooooooooo have stems like music notes as she’s singing this.) “why i’d swoon at the effort if you didn’t make me so sick. have you brought the vorpral blade? or do you intend to kill me with your own two pretty little hands? how intimate—too bad only the vorpral blade can kill me. well, so it ends. snicker-snack, darling, i’m sure you’re busy—“ she says something else but it’s cut off by the speech bubble of another elf in beaglepuss shutter shades and a raccoon tail hat shouting “chECK ONE TWO” into a microphonethe main stage at merriweather post pavilion is currently occupied by the elf enchantress and her slew of mind controlled backup dancers, two of whom have been crucified upside down with arrows labeling them as “dead.” big banners on the sides of the stage read “evil!” and the one in the middle reads “time left: 10 mins.” the enchantress is wearing knee pads, a strap harness, a bra, and a big cape, with glitter on her face. she smiles to show off her shark teeth as she sings “OoOoOoOoOo my cloak of shadow, my sweet lil sacrifices, we summon us a dark and cruel god tonight.” in the foreground some elf girls are dancing to the music and loving life while watching the enchantress cast her spells. one girl is in tears telling her tall straight partypooper boyfriend “jakey jakey, look, it’s really her, it’s really the enchantress omggg.” jakey, presumably, is not listening as he’s on the phone with somebody else and loudly saying “yeah i’m not really into this type of music myself. uh huh. nah. nah i’m really just here for jenna y’know. yeah she’s right here. jenna you wanna say hi? no? okay. rude. anyway how are my bets looking”
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi i’m your friend rex here to help you by providing links to albums by the auckland nz band the beths so you can listen to them again or for the first time. you’re welcome! thebethsnz.bandcamp.com/album/warm-b...
thebethsnz.bandcamp.com
Warm Blood, by The Beths
5 track album
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
excited to get trenchfoot at the remi wolf set tomorrow
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THREAT: in three years i will either become the dictionary definition of a fuckboy guitar lesbian OR i will join the army.* * DISCLAIMER: i am not going to join the army nobody should ever join the fucking army
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
being extremely damp at merriweather and packed in with a bunch of other extremely damp people is giving me warped tour nostalgia so hard
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
magdalena bay does make skeleton music but they put the skeletons in the computer
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i forgot i love mitski so much i love mitski so so much i really love mitski
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mer @mercurymajo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fefw bravely asked the question "what if jeritza had a hubert" and im grateful
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pretty masc for a female clown @logarius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
much as i like my current job it’ll be reeeeal nice to no longer have to dev stuff with this authoring tool. there’s a bug on my project that is making me nuts and there’s nothing i can do about it save finding a work-around that will make me look insane once the platform finally rolls out a fix
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Ah, yes, “DO NOT WANT,” a meme proliferated in the mid-00s as a sort of precursor for modern reaction images. THEODORA: I would hear more. TOBIAS: Oohhhh you’re gonna love this one boss
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
pov-ray, ray tracing software, promotional screenshot, windows 3.11 (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961224...
windows 3.11 window, header reads: povdemo. below this is a line of menus. below this is a bar of user interface icons and below this is input and an image of colourful geometric lines and shapes.
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Zee | local vampire connoisseur 🦇 @brainwormexpert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‼️FE CREATIVES SAVE THE DATE‼️ Spooky season's almost upon us and everyone (read: me) desires more vampire content. So I'm happy to announce from October 30th through November 1st, 2026, we're hosting, Fire Emblem: Vampire Weekend. A mini-event dedicated to our favourite blood-sucking pests. ♥️🩸
A poster for an event titled: Fire Emblem (FE): Vampire Weekend. 
Running Friday, October 30th through Sunday, November 1st, 2026.

The prompt list is as follows: 

Devil's Night. (10/30/2026) 
1. Familiar.
2. Transformation.
3. Enthrall/Disenchant.
4. "I would give anything to drain the life from your eyes."

All Hallows’ Eve. (10/31/2026)
1. (Blood) Lust.
2. Betrayal.
3. Sunrise/Sunset.
4. "You collect scars so you can prove you're paying for the sins you've committed."

All Saints’ Day. (11/01/2026)
1. Cure.
2. Ritual.
3. Daydream/Night terror.
4. "You think I felt something for you? You’ve forgotten what I am."


Bonus: All Souls’ Day. 
1. Mirror
2.Weakness
3. Destined/Doomed
4. “What is with your weird fascination with me?”
5. “It's not a favor, it's the cruelest thing I could do.”
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pls consult the chart
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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
perfect is the enemy of finished perfect is the enemy of finished perfect is the enemy of fini
Ferdinand's eyes fluttered closed as he turned his face to the sun, letting the breeze ruffle his hair. He would've liked to have Hubert's rejection in writing, too, to reread whenever his resolve to keep his distance faltered. 

A pompous, arrogant whelp, who flaunted his family name as though he'd done something to earn it. Too blinded by the glow of his own self-importance to see-

He shook his head, a melancholy smile on his lips. One day he might be able to think back to Hubert's rejection without wincing, but it wouldn't be today.
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they called this one the year of madness cause it
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
✌️
bad snapchat drawing of me snug as fuck in bed and cheesin big time because in my dream edelgard and byleth are there and edelgard is bringing me a baja blast freeze and byleth has a bag of taco bell in her hand and some of it’s for me also
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
not putting morrowind, radiant dawn, smash bros OR zelda on here hurt me physically but had to give cred to those with the largest overall impact
the nine games that shaped who i am: golden sun, sonic advance, neopets (all of it), sly 2 band of thieves, we love katamari, guitar hero, oblivion, life is strange, fire emblem three houses
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FIFTY THOUSAND MORE YEARS OF WOMENS BASEBALL!!!
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bisky posts for yanderes only @terezi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
womens baseball
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the annaphant 😊🤗 @dogsithea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Basically being scared of bugs is a privilege.
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
résumé of me rex w. squink BA from iloveelfs.com ———— things i do & if i am good at them: making websites - you bet drawing - can writing - yep jokes - eh figuring stuff out - try and stop me stuff i’ve done: elearning, web dev, spreadsheet wrangling want to do: something really fun hmu. thanks
iloveelfs.com
I LOVE ELFS
I love them pointy-eared freaks!!! I think they're great!!!!
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man. i’m back in the trenches doin the job hunt thing but boy am i bummed i’m not gonna have this job anymore
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Nero Villagallos O'Reilly @itsnero.com · 22/09/2026
Going to plug my website guide once again: blog.itsnero.com/webguide/ This will get you online with a website in an afternoon. It's not the fanciest or most modern way to do it, but it's code that has worked for decades. Get yourself a site ASAP and figure out what else you need to do later.
blog.itsnero.com
The Quick ‘n’ Dirty Guide to Making a Website (2026) – Nero Blog
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Duke Stephens @oliveoilcorp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
everyone's going to have to stop leaning on platforms like this to 'find their audience' because the audience is fake and also it doesn't actually belong to you. it belongs to the platform and it will remove you from the equation as soon as they can.
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adam musa @admooosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if somoene sent me storyboards of several mugs of beer running down a plank held by 2 characters that's also rotating at the same time i would freak out
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WISH I WAS WATCHING THE TERROR 2018!!!!!!
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
seteth offers you a benediction. (he’s gotta workshop it a bit)
seteth fire emblem three houses with his head bowed and hands together, sincerely wishing you “sothis speed.” like godspeed except, you know, sothis. but he’s spelling it as one word and instead of having the double s he’s reduced it to “sothispeed.” which doesn’t read quite so good. don’t worry though an incenses rhea is letting him know “you can’t say that, seteth!!! you can’t fucking say that!!!!”
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bisky posts for yanderes only @terezi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is igor
igor the black cat looking up. he's wearing a pink bell collarigor the black cat looking right at the camera
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
did not get to play the video game today… colossal bummer…
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
been entertaining putting together a little (emphasis: small) writing-focused server for talking storycraft, getting concrit and the like
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cya❤️‍🩹cagliostro's wife @cagayc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
👑👑👑 #fe3h
edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem three houses, looking down at her bloodied hand with an exhausted stare while blood is also splattered on her facedimitri alexandre blaiddyd from fire emblem three houses, his horrified face covered by his hands stained in bloodclaude von riegan from fire emblem three houses, with blood splattered on his cape, face and hands looking at the distance with a seemingly confident smile betrayed by crying tears
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cya❤️‍🩹cagliostro's wife @cagayc.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
edelgard from fe three houses #BRart #BRartistas
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new hpnd within a fortnight btw
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
didn’t feel like drawing a real background for this so repurposed one from this pic i did a few months ago of hubert stuck in a hole
“YOU are HUBERT VON VESTRA and you are stuck in a HOLE.” that’s the kind of thing someone might say if you were hubert and you were in this situation. it’s hubert von vestra von fe3h buried up to his armpits in a hole somewhere in a forest. he doesn’t look too chuffed about it. the background is much too high effort for the joke but it is what it is
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