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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea what this is about.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kircher
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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nnnilabs.net @nnnilabs.net · 26/09/2026
oscillators don't, but amplifiers always seem to 😖
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop sanewashing his blathering.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're a dipshit! When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a stupid thing to say.
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nalgene merlot @figuresix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah I got an NDA. No Dodos Alive 😔
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am not joking when I say this is one of the few movies in recent memory that addresses exploitation of the working class in an immediate and visceral way. This is the problem of our times. OpenAcme. Acmethropic. Making their living off the pain of 'the resilient.'
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"She stayed neutral" No. She was a hardcore liberal who dazzled everyone into thinking she wasn't and then acted like Jesus with her every waking breath.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ahh, sorry.
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dog @furr.red · 30/08/2026
the midi standard
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🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
...what the fuck do you mean "pay for their own electricity"?
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dog @furr.red · 17/08/2026
The anti-speeding-camera takes sound like disc horse posts. Wait until they find out about red light cameras.
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Erika Andiola @erikaandiola.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My friend Guillermo is terrified he will not make it out of immigration detention alive. Memo, a welder and construction worker, has lived in Arizona for over 20 years, building a life and raising his family. He’s been in immigration detention for a year with no due process.
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ThePupCup @thepupcup.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm taking emergency commissions to get our car up and running again! Anything helps!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
listening to a guy with balenciaga slides argue with his bank about his locked debit card but won't give them his full name because it's 'none of their business'
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dog @furr.red · 17/12/2025
Whenever I think we’ve hit rock-bottom stupidity, The Atlantic publishes and reveals new levels of inane horseshit.
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dog @furr.red · 07/08/2026
I am increasingly drawn to cellular sheaves
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming issue about dart frogs. They were interviewing the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen and liked the comic. They mailed me a copy, which just arrived:
Magazine coverInside pagesMore inside pages, including my comicBack cover
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dog @furr.red · 16/07/2026
This theorem is due to Clairo
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dog @furr.red · 03/07/2026
Floating point numbers are so funny. Of course 3pi - 2pi is not equal to pi, where pi is defined as std::numbers::pi_v<float>.
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dog @furr.red · 03/07/2026
You can take my private Minecraft server from my cold dead hands
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bold strategy to build modular synthesizers and also be transphobic. Let’s see if it works out for you.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 29/06/2026
He brought a megaphone so he could talk over the boos.
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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Made a whole bunch of these awhile ago.
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randitawu🍁 @randitawu.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bubbly bathtub
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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this is a terrific opening paragraph for a dystopian pulp novel released in 1997
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Tauss @yote.gay · 22/06/2026
So this might accidentally be one of the funniest one drive notifications possible
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Majima Drinking a Forty in the Death Basket @fingerguns9mm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
WHY WILL YOU NOT CONDOM HUMMUS
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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dog @furr.red · 04/06/2026
IEEE Xplore is down :(
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Luna 🏳️‍⚧️ 🪰 @lugreena.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
esta es mi opinion
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Shutter @poisonedshutter.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We're back with another fursuit posing guide! This is Part 2: Cute Poses #FursuitFriday
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Do you live in maine
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dog @furr.red · 23/05/2026
If this isn’t obvious, deliberate corruption and proof that the whole thing was intentional then I don’t know what is
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ink drawing of a cat on pieces of paper drawing her own body with a pen, with text "I have to keep making things or I'll disappear!!!"
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”
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Seth Rogen Says If “Your Instinct Is to Use AI” to Write Scripts, “You Shouldn’t Be a Writer”
'The Studio' creator said people who are thinking about using the technology to aid their writing skills should try another occupation: "Go do something else."
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
it’s the bland apathy and incuriousness of it all that really bothers me. you’re not even trying to use AI to improve your skills or reallocate your time to another project you just want to do nothing and learn nothing
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If someone belittles what you create or make or do, don’t stop. Consider creating, making, doing it more.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 27/03/2026
**Q. You want to raise every boy as a girl?**
Yes.

**Q. Why?**
A boy will learn to hate girls as long as he is raised in such a way where he is treated as better, and superior to, his girl peers, whenever he is cruel to girls. So, instead, we raise boys as girls.

**Q. What if they say they are not a girl, and want to be acknowledged as a boy?**
Then you know they are a boy, so you must make sure to understand them as a boy, and not a girl. 

**Q. What does it mean to be 'raised as a girl'?**
That's up for you to decide. The only difference is that you should not raise boys any differently than you raise girls, since you raise every boy as a girl.

**Q. Girls and boys are raised in specific ways for specific purposes, so it does not make sense to raise boys as girls.**
If you raise every boy as a girl, then there is no being which is not raised as a girl, so anyone raised as a girl necessarily must learn to do anything and everything to grow up, without restrictions on tasks, labours, or interests.

**Q. But boys and girls are different.**
All two girls are different, and raising girls in one specific way destroys this individuality in favour of moulding girls to serve the same master. Still, the girls resist to live life on their own terms. If girls can be raised such that they know they can do anything they want, including not being girls, so too will boys raised as girls. 

**Q. Why not raise every girl as a boy?**
Because if a girl does not exist among boys, then the girl is made. 

**Q. Why not raise girls and boys as themselves?**
The self must be made in a world where girls and boys can first and foremost be themselves. One step towards this goal is to raise every boy as a girl. 

**Q. The way people raise girls is cruel, so why would you raise boys with that cruelty?**
If you raise girls with cruelty, then you should stop being cruel to girls.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/03/2026
MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore
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dog @furr.red · 27/03/2026
A small, green frog on old red brick steps.
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dog @furr.red · 25/03/2026
Captain Crunch “oops all berries” cereal box but captain crunch is replaced with Karl Weierstrauss, the box says “Oops! All non-differentiable”, and the graph of the Weierstrauss function is superimposed atop the berries.
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