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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea what this is about.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kircher
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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nnnilabs.net @nnnilabs.net · 26/09/2026
oscillators don't, but amplifiers always seem to 😖
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop sanewashing his blathering.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're a dipshit! When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a stupid thing to say.
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nalgene merlot @figuresix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah I got an NDA. No Dodos Alive 😔
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am not joking when I say this is one of the few movies in recent memory that addresses exploitation of the working class in an immediate and visceral way. This is the problem of our times. OpenAcme. Acmethropic. Making their living off the pain of 'the resilient.'
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"She stayed neutral" No. She was a hardcore liberal who dazzled everyone into thinking she wasn't and then acted like Jesus with her every waking breath.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ahh, sorry.
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dog @furr.red · 30/08/2026
the midi standard
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dog @furr.red · 21/08/2026
Skill issue on your part. Works fine for me whenever GitHub isn’t actually down.
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🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
...what the fuck do you mean "pay for their own electricity"?
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dog @furr.red · 17/08/2026
The anti-speeding-camera takes sound like disc horse posts. Wait until they find out about red light cameras.
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dog @furr.red · 15/08/2026
We take logarithms of magnitudes (absolute value) all the time. And whether a logarithmic presentation is useful or necessary depends on the the relationships and scale of the data, not something as arbitrary as being positive-definite.
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Erika Andiola @erikaandiola.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My friend Guillermo is terrified he will not make it out of immigration detention alive. Memo, a welder and construction worker, has lived in Arizona for over 20 years, building a life and raising his family. He’s been in immigration detention for a year with no due process.
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dog @furr.red · 14/08/2026
The most annoying person you know
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ThePupCup @thepupcup.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm taking emergency commissions to get our car up and running again! Anything helps!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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Blue @bluecoyote.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
listening to a guy with balenciaga slides argue with his bank about his locked debit card but won't give them his full name because it's 'none of their business'
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dog @furr.red · 17/12/2025
Whenever I think we’ve hit rock-bottom stupidity, The Atlantic publishes and reveals new levels of inane horseshit.
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dog @furr.red · 10/08/2026
Georgia Tech is great
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dog @furr.red · 07/08/2026
I am increasingly drawn to cellular sheaves
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dog @furr.red · 01/08/2026
Dealing with a printer made my SI relapse
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming issue about dart frogs. They were interviewing the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen and liked the comic. They mailed me a copy, which just arrived:
Magazine coverInside pagesMore inside pages, including my comicBack cover
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dog @furr.red · 16/07/2026
This theorem is due to Clairo
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dog @furr.red · 15/07/2026
In your timezone, sure. In mine, DST puts sunset at 9:30pm.
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dog @furr.red · 08/07/2026
Red-sparks silhouetted Pepe the frog, masked Anonymous hacker, and Microsoft edge icon. 
Captioned “Opsec level: Microsoft Edge”
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dog @furr.red · 06/07/2026
Fun fact: specializing that template manually is ill-formed. One just writes const float pi = std::numbers::pi;
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dog @furr.red · 05/07/2026
Really cool! One thing: In the latter portion of the video is says “qtuber.com” (unregistered) instead of “qrtuber.com”
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dog @furr.red · 04/07/2026
The sequel to kidney stones
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dog @furr.red · 03/07/2026
Floating point numbers are so funny. Of course 3pi - 2pi is not equal to pi, where pi is defined as std::numbers::pi_v<float>.
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dog @furr.red · 03/07/2026
You can take my private Minecraft server from my cold dead hands
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bold strategy to build modular synthesizers and also be transphobic. Let’s see if it works out for you.
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dog @furr.red · 02/07/2026
You missed the joke
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dog @furr.red · 29/06/2026
Truth nuke
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 29/06/2026
He brought a megaphone so he could talk over the boos.
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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Made a whole bunch of these awhile ago.
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randitawu🍁 @randitawu.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bubbly bathtub
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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this is a terrific opening paragraph for a dystopian pulp novel released in 1997
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Tauss @yote.gay · 22/06/2026
So this might accidentally be one of the funniest one drive notifications possible
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Majima Drinking a Forty in the Death Basket @fingerguns9mm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
WHY WILL YOU NOT CONDOM HUMMUS
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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dog @furr.red · 04/06/2026
IEEE Xplore is down :(
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dog @furr.red · 04/06/2026
Gmod
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Luna 🏳️‍⚧️ 🪰 @lugreena.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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