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For a country that extols so much gun violence it is strangely incompetent at judicial executions.

Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The name Ella Langley sounds like some fake AI pseudonym, like Tilly Norwood. I have neither the evidence nor the confirmation to believe that she actually exists, and I lack the compulsion to care to find out.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Do they still have this promotion? Damn I'm hungry.

Was this a real promotion? Who's to say.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Hey yo why is there no Capitalist's Day?" ~ Straight White Males, probably

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A compromise: With a bear around, the woman need fear no man.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

That's the thing about coyote: No matter how catastrophic the outcome.... he always survives. And tries again.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

oh no not King Harald V of Norway!

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I remember the day Farrah Fawcett died. I always remember her death because no one else did. TV, radio, all the talk shows skipped her death. Social media didn't post tributes, there was almost nothing about her. Maybe a quick blurb here or there. Because it was also the day Michael Jackson died.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Go ahead. Invade Canada. There will be a shotgun behind every blade of grass.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The purpose of a tariff is to raise the price point of an imported good to such an extent that it compels the populace to choose a cheaper domestic alternative. Since Canadians have opted to boycott American products anyway, the tariffs are mostly superfluous. What Carney is doing is performative.

bbc.com

Canada says it will match US tariffs 'dollar for dollar' as trade talks break down

A new 50% levy on $20bn of Canadian imports comes into force after a last-minute breakdown in trade talks.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is a terrible thing to say and I'll ask the lord's forgiveness, but that man really needs to die.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hi, I'm illegal 7-day rave party in the woods.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Dammit kids, I still go to raves *NOW*. What is wrong with your generation? Get out there, do some drugs, go fucking party.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I invented a new word today: Defenejaculate. It means to ejaculate out of a window. Super useful in many circumstances.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

RIP William Orbit. Here's his best track by far: Water From a Vine Leaf. None of his other tracks even come close. No, fuck you. You're wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PneA...

youtube.com

William Orbit - Water From A Vine Leaf

YouTube video by atmosfearic1

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Lyrics are overrated. The best songs are instrumentals.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

His there a word for that paranoid itchy feeling you get when you think a mosquito is biting you but absolutely nothing is on your neck/arm/leg and you're just slapping at nothing?

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Okay thats enough dribbling and kicking for the next few years

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

When England plays France today please do not bring up the war. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I guess we're never gonna get that Peter Gabriel biopic.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In the 8th circle of Hypocrites, Lindsey Graham is stuck in the mud with no arms or legs. Protruding out of his forehead is a large black penis, dangling just in front of his eyes. He longs to suck it but every time he tries it grows erect and away from him. It is forever his desire and his torment.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Harry Kane looks like evil Charles Dance.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

All the bullshit in this sport could be cleaned up really quickly if they only sanctioned fighting.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

When producers send out new music. Regular person: OMG this track is so awesome! I love it! You're a genius! Me: Nice you used the bassline from Charles B - Lack of Love. Great oldskool Chicago acid tune.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Everything Trump Touches Dies: USMNT Edition.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Seriously, fuck this game.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It's such a dull, plodding sport.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I wonder if, back in Sumeria or whenever, people argued over this new invention called reading, how it can never replace the passion and persuasion of a master rhetorician, how something is lost in the words when there isn't a good storyteller there to tell them.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

So for those of you keeping track, countries eliminated from the World Cup: Italy Germany Netherlands Countries not eliminated from the World Cup: Canada

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Soccer is such a dumb sport.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Okay I'm a soccer fan again.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The Africans who play for my European country are better than the Africans who play for your European country.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Get the fuck out of my city you stupid, corrupt, piece of shit sport.

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Ishkur @ishkur.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I, for one, fully support putting trillionaires on rocket ships and firing them off to other planets.

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