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Dr. Funk McLovin

@funkmclovin.bsky.social
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Dr of Funkenomics from the University of Hanging Loose www.youtube.com/@FunkMcLovin

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 2h
Man I have to get up for work before dawn... This is whatever the opposite of a boner is :/
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 8h
Even Charmander is happy
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21h
october 1st
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 11h
fortune's weave is trying so hard to be persona 5, even harder than three houses. i just want to get into grid based battles i don't want to manage a time resource
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 11h
i posted this on tumblr in 2018. this single post defined 7 years of my life
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 11h
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 12h
i had some real problems in 2014
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 13h
his evil laugh lacks fundamental terror. he will never be scary. he is too full of delight and smiles too much
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 13h
my gf is playing pokopia. summoning me from other rooms of the house crying out "BABE COME QUICK, TORCHIC IS HERE!"
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 16h
I'm sure everyone here is familiar with the stop killing games movement
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 20h
I asked my gf how long into the night she was playing Pokopia and she just said "I'm up now." Important detail she is currently playing Pokopia as well
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 22h
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 21h
Who among you would do a suspicious task for me? You don't have to do it but there will be a glowing floating waypoint in your HUD until you finish it for me
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maya meeting Gumshoe for the first time:
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave is really good. I love the revenge pervert
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its fucking crazy luna reads chat
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw a Pikmin 3 update for Switch 2. They've been juicing that shit since the Wii U times. And for good reason
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Draw His Penis You Gosh Darn Coward
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Terrifying whispers from the Capital
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One thing about Bsky? No ads
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is much to appreciate in all art
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She didn't use brushes every line was painstakingly crafted using a volume. It took 5 hours long and after she was done an angel thanked her. Every color was correct
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LibetsDelae 🧿 @libetsdelae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drowning #libetsdelae #homestuck #eridanampora youtu.be/OUSV_qouiqc?...
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
recording showing person with slightly feminine body build writing the word "fuck" on a building. ElijahSchaffer posts the video, stating: "Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now"
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Autistic is now the same as OCD where the actual cluster of behaviors is obfuscated by the stereotype
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Primetime: horrible date movie. Go alone or in a well lit room
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also I'm fully biased because my primary mode of interacting with the public is at my job in real life and not through posts online
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The weird part is Visa and Mastercard are still banning porn. Not sure where the disconnect is on that one
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being queer and autistic and into kink used to be wacky and weird but now it's normal. Every millennial and gen z is some flavor of quirk chungus. We have come full circle and it is indeed once again, hip to be square
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used the Wii internet channel to flirt with girls from my school on Facebook and go on Reddit
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*zoomies intensify*
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also he looks like this. EriDirk fankid looking ass
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I read Shakespeare I'm Shaking my Spear if you know what I mean. Haha Shaking My Spear. Much Ado About Cumming
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Found the anime Dr Stone. Fucking amazing. The main characters best friend is inexplicably a mad scientist and the first thing they do after civilization falls is reinvent alcohol
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I understand your criticism but it remains peak. The stupidness is part of it
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What in the hell is Cowboy Church
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICE T
@FINALLEVEL
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today I learned I didn't have to feel bad about all the weird pornography
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nobody cares about frame rate when they’re born. We’re taught to care by our corrupt society.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Average Ska Song: I'm having fun Average Country Song: Consumerism is good Average Pop Song: Auuuahhhhahhhh mm hhhoooongg boyfriend
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The internet? What are you talking about? No the "internet" is gone. We're on Ads now. You just logged into Ads and you're posting to your Ads account. Your phone doesn't have the internet in it, it has Ads. Are you crazy?
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just checked in on my nemesis, it turns out he has a girlfriend, a job, and a thriving community of admirers. excellent. he has everything to lose
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