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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why no citywide at mona im tryna feel like I'm filming mamma mia

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cars are dangerous too! Take Amtrak you coward

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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'd rather my wife's cool I'll tell you that much

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had hoped our first cat would get less neurotic as he aged and interacted more with our second cat but so far he's become more and more wound up by everything he interacts with and this better not be a sign for me

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not a Jays fan but his comments don't seem entirely wrong? Baseball players are super underpaid for the first 6 years of their MLB career and then overpaid after if they're good (especially in the time frame Vlad signed), Toronto knew they'd be eating some bad seasons with that contract

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Free Press should be called The Politically Homeless Shelter

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.

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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026

“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear

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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Goku Ash Naruto @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i want shorter episodes with worse sets made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026

NEPO BABY CAVEMAN WHOSE DAD INVENTED HITTING STUFF WITH A ROCK: We’re innovating the product space with a planned pivot of Rock to an aspirational lifestyle brand centered around hitting stuff with a rock culture

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

kirkin hard or charlie kirkin

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please

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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

*John Coltrane voice* Taco Supreme Crunchwrap Supreme Burrito Supreme Gordito Supreme...

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Women are so strong for mostly being the people who get utis, this is awful

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Early morning city walks are lowkey goated when solitude and reflection are the vibe

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm perfectly happy to be automated out of a job. Jobs suck shit. It's the part where I also lose my living that's worrisome.

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Last day at this fuckin job, beautiful Friday, seeing friends tonight youtu.be/WA3zjc3TBtA?...

youtu.be

At Last I Am Free (2018 Remaster)

YouTube video by Chic - Topic

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

There are two kinds of beaches: party and melancholy. Both are crucial to man's relationship with the ocean

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

tim curry died of big natural causes

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Manzi Rae @manzirae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP queen you would have loved the moonlight greatsword 💔

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

dolly parton died of big natural causes

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Grocery store is playing a club remix of No Scrubs by tlc????

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If the Astros get into the playoffs with a sub .500 record that might be worse than when they were cheating

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just saw a bunch of people at the Philly portal doing the 67 juggling motion at the camera and everyone wherever that's linked to nowadays was doing it back. Human connection is beautiful

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

carly rae jepsen is sort of like if they might be giants were mother

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killkemalpohan.bsky.social @killkemalpohan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

you don’t let her hit for one day and she starts posting inspirational quotes on instagram 😭

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Long Island is truly all the downsides of New York City with none of the upsides

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killkemalpohan.bsky.social @killkemalpohan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

why is there a cuck chair in this bathroom stall

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killkemalpohan.bsky.social @killkemalpohan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

she said what I like for aftercare and I said some rocky road ice cream and $2000

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Wake up babe, human 2 just dropped

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killkemalpohan.bsky.social @killkemalpohan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

the other parts of ohio rock tho

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Pregaming dutch wonderland, any noise-cancelling headphone recommendations?

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026

There's just something gut wrenching about a man who comes from the first Republic founded by ex-enslaved people to end up fucking shackled in 2026.

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

*doctor eggman voice* I miss my bidet, Tails

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Bandcamp @bandcamp.com · 04/08/2026

This Friday, August 7, is Bandcamp Friday! From midnight to midnight Pacific Time, we’ll waive our revenue share and pass the funds directly to artists and labels. What will you be adding to your collection? bit.ly/4wEWMVT

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Spiro the Dragnew @funkekong.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

When I am philosopher king, bidets will be mandatory

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

when i see "wireless keyboard" i only see downsides. the keyboard sits on the desk with the computer at all times. why would i want to have to worry about battery life when the humble USB cord can power a keyboard forever?

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/07/2026

“QWOP but for jerking off” remains my greatest idea ever

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Great. Now we’ve angered Poseidon by barfing in the lake. This frat is fucked

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