Reposted by Fryjade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 07/06/2026CHOTINER: You’ve gone on record before saying that at the call of the stork, the forest exults. ME: I hold that to be true, yes. CHOTINER: Yet here I have some old posts where you claim that at the cry of the francolin, the forest exults amid plenty. ME: Well, now hold on, 1364
Reposted by Frylit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare v0.48: Placing a bomb and then switching to a weapon no longer applies its enchantments to the bomb damage. 07720
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 12/06/2026My go-to bar trivia team name is Hotel? Trivia-go and I still don't know what trivago is 0110
Reposted by Frylowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 07/06/2026maybe it’s just the office environments i’ve worked in but ime it is trivially easy to *not* get hauled into hr. like, how do you have experience with the hr lady, let alone enough to form an opinion of her? 371347126
Reposted by Fryarr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs. 437153834208
Reposted by FryLincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Ted Chiang on AI: www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2... 3336401069
Reposted by FryKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/06/2026We just use broken glass in the early stages of scrambling eggs to make it more efficient, obviously the finished breakfast doesn't have any broken glass in it 545299
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Shmaybe, but then we never would have gotten this bit of peak cinema. And the headband? Iconic. 010
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My AP bio teacher had alpacas that she took backpacking because she had a bad back and couldn't carry a heavy pack. She was not wealthy, but she was spiritually rich. I flunked out of her class 000
Reposted by FryStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/05/2026*conflates you making you a different and discrete concept* 1027347
Reposted by Frylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/05/2026Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little to no money in my crypto x FTX wallet, and nothing particular to interest me on twitch, I thought I would discord surf a little and see the wavy part of the chat. 15969124
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 27/05/2026No way are we getting in a fight in SF then organizing a 40-person carpool to an aquarium over 2 hours away, especially not when Aquarium of the Bay is right there at Pier 39 010
Reposted by FryDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 24/05/2026If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it? 165114942798
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This was a test to see if @findmobydick.bsky.social would reply to any Moby Dick quote. I'm disappointed. 000
Reposted by Fryderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts 924151812265
Reposted by FryMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026i cannot. I CANNOT.nytimes.comBook on Truth in the Age of A.I. Contains Quotes Made Up by A.I. 611972331
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 13/05/2026See, I tried to trick her into cursing me with big balls, but she just gave me jock itch instead Gosh darn testicular witches and their inconsistent hexes 000
Reposted by FryWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 09/05/2026If we imagine no worse of them than they of themselves, they may pass for excellent men. 731052
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 08/05/2026We don't get a lot of wins on the quarter system, but at least this Canvas outage isn't during finals week. 010
Reposted by FryUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026you are canadian 422580913
Reposted by FryAlbert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026“They’re targeting foreigners to establish the principle, but there’s no question it’ll be turned against all of us if they succeed.” - @jwdwerner.bsky.social Je suis Khalil. Incredible reflections from him. nymag.com/intelligence... 222386
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 30/04/2026As for his true brain, you can then see no indications of it, nor feel any. 000
Reposted by FryBruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 29/04/2026The moment that you carve the heart out of the chest of another writer, the quality of the essence held within starts decaying almost instantly. So you really want to have the location where you're going to consume it prepped and ideally you want to bring your victim to that location. 2457
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"...and room for a spare pair of shoes!" Ma'am, your US women's size 7 flats do not account for my men's size 14 feet. 030
Reposted by FryChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 27/04/2026Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson) 192360771
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I mean... yeah, I probably would have. You win this round, tightpants 110
Reposted by FryBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Also for fuck’s sake copyedit your blood libel, this libel is about me and even I’M bored. 48251045
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I have a number of jokes that I think would be very funny, but unfortunately my primary mediums for telling jokes are 1) stand-up comedy: the more exposition required, the more likely you are to lose the audience, and 2) absurdist fiction: the more exposition you use, the less absurd it is 000
Reposted by FryDan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4youtu.beWhy was I invited to Beast Studios?YouTube video by Folding Ideas 13458361235
Reposted by FryMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 13/04/2026"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard." 12364771173
Reposted by FrySean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 13/04/2026I'm gonna get this out of my system so I don't go insane: What Trump said about the pope is easily the most genuinely anti-Catholic thing any American politician has ever said in my entire lifetime, and if Obama or Biden had said it, there would literally be calls to disband the Democratic Party. 222453429
Reposted by FryDelilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026*sigh* If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it. If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it. If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you. I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross. 6170262841
Fry @frymondius.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I've never heard the term 'Eurojank' before and I love it, thank you Cat 000
Reposted by FryRobb @robbj.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Six stars for the six quarters it'll cost you. 043672
Reposted by FryNick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually. 5479731845
Reposted by FryJoel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If they keep the Canadians through Artemis, real possibility the second language spoken on the moon is français québécois 7755
Reposted by Fryjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/04/2026“We propose to settle all the difficulty of the Dred Scott Decision by putting it into the Constitution. If a man is not a citizen of the country in which he is born, in God’s name of what country is he a citizen? If he may not live there, where has he a right to live?“ 62838545
Reposted by FryTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026with woodcock mania sweeping the nation it feels like the right time to post this New Yorker reject that, in hindsight, was way too specific 7655169
Reposted by FryMariana Colín @themorbidzoo.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Made a little video about the metaverse, adapted from the part of my dissertation I had to write twice last week because the cat deleted it youtu.be/aWRzvOiqc-s?...youtu.beZuck Never Understood the MetaverseYouTube video by The Morbid Zoo 48316
Reposted by Frydaria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 04/04/2026MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern 171852586