Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026walking past my roommate's cat and doing fingerguns so he knows he's in the presence of his cool aunt 020
Reposted by Hylaboocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026more and more these days you'll hear someone put Where's Your Head At over another song at a rave or otherwise electronic dance gathering. and in any other situation this oversaturation might piss me off. but fortunately Where's Your Head At is probably the best song ever. so whatever 9595
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've watched so many of these Insane to actually be in one youtu.be/-wstDCtbPgw?...youtu.beLástima - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)YouTube video by KEXP 111
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026TSA hit me with the "ma'am there's an anomaly" but skipped the tranny cock check in favor of inspecting the Stone Island badge on my pants 150
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026lotta people I enjoy tremendously as individuals but whose social media usage makes me want to kill them and myself 150
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Pointing at a photograph of myself that I have intentionally taken and sent and solemnly intoning "breasts are an affront against nature and the divine" 130
Reposted by HylaPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Do I have to do fucking everything oh my god 1417
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I think rob zombie writes lyrics by stumbling through a spirit halloween drunkenly bellowing the names of whatever he sees 361
Reposted by HylaEmily Bellino @poserviolence.bsky.social · 17/07/2026everything is either emo nite or gambling in 2026 141
Reposted by Hyladan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026gay people i hear you and i see you and i'm watching revolutionary girl utena to figure this whole thing out 10802287
Reposted by Hylams meats @syntheticmeats.bsky.social · 26/05/2026coming away from my experience with a customer support AI chatbot with the impression that everyone involved in rolling this out needs ro be in prison 171
Reposted by Hylathe court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Putting on Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade at the shindig and ruining the vibe for all present 133
Reposted by HylaGhoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026Bring back the ancient knowledge 56165077378
Reposted by Hylabakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle 3660161668
Reposted by Hylaheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12/04/2026the most bold and prescient adaptational choice stand alone complex made was to respond to masamune shirow laying down “the major should have multiple hot lesbian girlfriends at all times” with yeah. and she should be ignoring them to post on forums 101200301
Reposted by HylaPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024This has to be one of my favorite scenes in The Sopranos 7739197
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 31/03/2026In the grocery store, this guy's two daughters (like, 10 and like, 16) said in unison "noooo I don't liiiiike potato salad", followed by the older one saying "I actually don't like any salad because I'm a chud" 020
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Oh no, I dropped my monster contact lense for my magnum eyeball 140
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 28/03/2026mumbling "bless the maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passage cleanse the world" as the septa accordion bus crosses the intersection 060
Reposted by HylaFreya JN @goblinstunts.bsky.social · 23/03/2026realised i’ve been making comics for just over 2 years, here’s one of the first 🐱 171429311
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Nearly every time there's a photographer at the show this happens to me 140
Reposted by HylaPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Been trying to brainstorm new things to call "polyamory" so it sounds less cringe but couldn't. Instead I've decided that castrating yourself at the pillar of humility is the penance one pays to date more than one person at a time 7281
Reposted by Hyla𝑳𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝑳𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒄 | Commissions Open @lavndrlilac.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Zelenogorsk the Pallas cat passed away today 💔 He was famous for putting his paws on his tail to keep them warm. He was a major figure and ambassador for this endangered feline species. He lived his life comfortably in a Siberian zoo. Here's a nice video of him www.youtube.com/shorts/jKLi1... #manul 06422
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Someone's phone just rang at max volume on this bus but their ringtone was a woman's voice going "hello boytoy...." seductively with massive synth stabs around it 050
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 31/01/2026man I really wish this thing had a private account feature 040
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 31/01/2026It's equal parts vindicating and soulcrushing to know that the internet actually didn't just get worse on its own but was in fact deliberately ruined by our nazi pedophile overlords 120072
Reposted by HylaMiss Unagi @bitcoinhater.bsky.social · 18/01/2026the girl with the man is the bastard skull tattoo 021
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Glanced over at my neighbors kindle on the flight and read the first sentence on her screen, which was coincidentally "not at all surreptitiously she glanced over at-" 171
Reposted by Hylaאברה (wingeater) @wingeater.bsky.social · 15/01/2026no condors are in heterosexual relationships. some are widowed, some are happily single, some are just very asexual, a few are actually gay and happily together, but none are ever actively straight *right now* 161
Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 13/01/2026chopper (one piece) holding a chopper (ak-47) and a chopper (wilderness knife) while riding a chopper (motorcycle) being pursued by police (coppers) in a chopper (helicopter) 140
Reposted by HylaFreya JN @goblinstunts.bsky.social · 22/11/2025saw this plushie in my dreams & tried to buy it but my dream card declined :{ 10612118
Reposted by HylaBobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 05/01/2026I must not post a take. Takes are the mind-killer. Takes are the little-discourse that brings total obliteration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 81143394
Reposted by HylaSpirit Desire @desireqwe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Present day ❄️ Present time ☄️ #lain 03313