dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 13hthey unfortunately need to bite the bullet and delay gta 6 because the game of the year is here and it's dynasty warriors 3 remastered 1141
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026when i saw resident evil there was a guy in front of me playing the worst mobile game ive ever seen and every 10 minutes he had to watch the exact same kalshi ad it was a little comforting in its repetition 0192
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026went to catch this nl stream and immediately chib was asking justin to get him pregnant. zero beats missed since the army drama 2161
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026corpse husband has officially dropped out of the ed sheeran tour 1284
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026watching the first ep of the mormon wives reality show and i feel like this 0192
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you can always be certain that stanley tucci is out there searching for italy 1164
Reposted by danUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Block me 411113319
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026telvanni morrowind playthrough is actively making me a worse person. i just want to spread kindness and not have to cast a levitate spell to traverse every single building 1100
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026can you believe this username wasn't taken? one of the all time greats 1100
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026last thing my grandfather said before he passed in my arms 04321
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026as a lebron stan for about 2 whole months now i'm in his replies like this over the polymarket thing 0222
Reposted by danjules ☔️ @rainydayjules.bsky.social · 01/08/2026this is gonna be a really useful clip 2136031372
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026boy george pro-israel ai generated reggae song is an incredible combination of real words 0100
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026these types of photoshops are becoming impossible to find with a search now that he's actually here, i just want to preserve history 1110
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026everyone asking if embiid can last four rounds man i dunno i've never had sex with him before 0133
Reposted by dandan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026rumor has it that lebron was in philly over the weekend looking at schools for his adult son bronny and that he "really wants to play with superstars paul george and dominick barlow" 0115
Reposted by danUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Thank you for your opinion on waffles but we're talking about pancakes little buddy. 201696420
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i was just picked with the 611th pick in the mlb draft. i've never even played baseball before 1130
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026cristiano ronaldo was playing in the world cup? fatal fury's cristiano ronaldo? 0122
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026brad stevens saying this trade gives them more optionality 050
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026this is kinda how id envision barney looking in human form i don't know why or how to explain my thought process 1101
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026it's awesome that the only way angel studios can get anyone in to see their movies is to give away tickets and you bet i'm there tomorrow absolutely hating young washington 030
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026whoever is in charge of jaylen brown's wikipedia page is refusing to accept reality 0195
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i keep checking if the jaylen brown trade is fake and it keeps being real 1121
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026rumor has it that lebron was in philly over the weekend looking at schools for his adult son bronny and that he "really wants to play with superstars paul george and dominick barlow" 0115
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026one of the most important things in a penalty shootout is making the shots go into the net 191
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026it really hits you how bizarre love island is when they're doing their sexual gameshow challenges 130
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026they should've let the nets announce their pick in an email or something it's so mean to remind anyone about the 2nd new york basketball team right now 040
dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026people love to say shit like "this team is going to be soooo fun" i don't watch sports to have fun i'm here to overreact and get really upset all the time 1293
