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Hyla

@frogmantha.bsky.social
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I wish there was a way to combine the words "blastbeat" and "butch" that didn't sound stupid

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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
walking past my roommate's cat and doing fingerguns so he knows he's in the presence of his cool aunt
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
more and more these days you'll hear someone put Where's Your Head At over another song at a rave or otherwise electronic dance gathering. and in any other situation this oversaturation might piss me off. but fortunately Where's Your Head At is probably the best song ever. so whatever
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So true queen
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's kombucha
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've watched so many of these Insane to actually be in one youtu.be/-wstDCtbPgw?...
youtu.be
Lástima - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is the stuff cookies Cuz if it's not cookies
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Mr. Callinan he is so cool and awesome He covered the Laibach cover of life is life lmaooooo
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've never been able to deal with reality/game/prank shows alas
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would also leave the instant someone put on kenny vs spenny
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Solidarity
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is that what those fireworks were
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Reasonable godspeed
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The people cause the razor burn
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My fave TSA experience is saying to the sky-cop "my boots are gonna set off the scanner" and them saying "no you have to keep them on" and then the machine goes off and they yell at me for keeping my boots on; this happens every time I fly
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TSA hit me with the "ma'am there's an anomaly" but skipped the tranny cock check in favor of inspecting the Stone Island badge on my pants
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess on the bright side it does create an impetus to simply open the platform(s) less often, which is good, I guess, but I truly don't know how y'all tolerate these places
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the issue is that the only worthwhile use for social media is to interact with people you like, so if the activity of the people you like continuously inflicts abhorrent hellrot onto you it makes the whole thing either pointless or functionally self-harm
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lotta people I enjoy tremendously as individuals but whose social media usage makes me want to kill them and myself
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pointing at a photograph of myself that I have intentionally taken and sent and solemnly intoning "breasts are an affront against nature and the divine"
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Reading murderbot's internal monologue is exactly the same as talking to you" - many of my friends to me
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't remember where it came from sorry bsky user whose art I have stolen but in my defense I wasn't paying attention
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
somebody's crayon-lookin drawing of a very 90s sonic the hedgehog saying "i hate dog girls"
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
on the contrary talking like this rules
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You are defined eternally in my mind by this exchange; truly your oafish or non oafish nature barely enters into it
Screenshot of posting dated July 22, 2021, text as follows:

Last night [the person this tweet is a reply to] said over the phone, and I quote: 

"galumph galumph galumph, galumph
[long pause]
I hope no one hears me galumphing along to myself, well, I guess galumphing to you, but it'll look like I'm galumphing to myself.
[long pause]
It's on account of my prodigious size, you see, that I galumph around."
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
How do I differentiate the blind bumbling from the normal kind
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Do I have to do fucking everything oh my god
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The cover of Coil's iconic album "The Ape Of Naples" but it says "Bape of Naples" and the figure is wearing the iconic wwii-plane full zip hoodie from iconic japanese streetwear brand A Bathing Ape

I like the word iconic, I guess
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You wouldn't pet a byte
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I would like to be clear: I am about this
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think rob zombie writes lyrics by stumbling through a spirit halloween drunkenly bellowing the names of whatever he sees
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Emily Bellino @poserviolence.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
everything is either emo nite or gambling in 2026
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is what I look like irl
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think the last interaction we had was also literally just greggs bit possibly peak interaction nothing more or less is required see you in six months for another round
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
in greggs?
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ye but why
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
tell us what happened lad
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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
gay people i hear you and i see you and i'm watching revolutionary girl utena to figure this whole thing out
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ms meats @syntheticmeats.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
coming away from my experience with a customer support AI chatbot with the impression that everyone involved in rolling this out needs ro be in prison
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Putting on Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade at the shindig and ruining the vibe for all present
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
scrappy doo hadn't occurred to me but now that you've said it nothing has ever fit more
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12/04/2026
the most bold and prescient adaptational choice stand alone complex made was to respond to masamune shirow laying down “the major should have multiple hot lesbian girlfriends at all times” with yeah. and she should be ignoring them to post on forums
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hell on earth
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Closeup of hideously smug pallas cat // manul, a small and fluffy variety of wild cat
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This has to be one of my favorite scenes in The Sopranos
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Hyla @frogmantha.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In the grocery store, this guy's two daughters (like, 10 and like, 16) said in unison "noooo I don't liiiiike potato salad", followed by the older one saying "I actually don't like any salad because I'm a chud"
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