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the court poisoner

@skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social
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Used to be hen, something else now though

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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey I've gotta step out real quick, could you keep an eye on my house for me while I'm gone? I shouldn't be more than a few minutes!
A still frame of a black and white video of a nuclear bomb test showing a house moments before it is leveled in the blast. The front face is brightly lit and a long shadow is cast behind it.
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me when I get you:
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
shit man it is
straight up a dope
night to have a
curse literally 
like what a good
night for this curse
fuck man that rules
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
silence, you scum! the boy king of the circus wishes to grace us with another of his beautiful words
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The people of the village discussing the air the morning after I cast Death Fog
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The only LMM I care about is the Lake Michigan Monster. Rest in peace, Capt. Seafield, gone but not forgotten.
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“cease with these odious tinctures” brother it soothes my ill temperament 😂
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
haters will see you clip out of bounds and be like "she doesn't know the intended route"
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As someone who spends around 50 nights a year in hotel rooms, I wanted to share a helpful tip: if you open the closet and there's a guy standing inside wearing a clown mask and holding a knife, close the closet, go back to the front desk, and ask for a different room. Trust me, it's worth it
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
joey if he made evil slop
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 22/08/2026
city people going camping
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
she'll let me hit if my sigh is wistful and my gaze is world-weary enough bro. she will.
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Ellie, but spooky @roughling.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
to the people who can't distinguish cartoons from real life: I am setting an ultimatuum. Everytime I see one of your dumb fucking takes a stick figure meets their end at my hand. To show you I mean business: I'm a woman of my word. don't test me.
two stick figures, one holding a crudely drawn gun with dots coming out of it. over the other one the words "oh no my head ouch" can be read
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/11/2025
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
happy “today is the only day you can repost this” day
static.klipy.com
Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999
ALT: Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/07/2026
[wizard tapping his pockets as we leave the spot] fuck. dude my magicks
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audrey @whataretheauds.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
when i post mean & edgy stuff everyone can tell it’s inauthentic because i am so pure of heart
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Music my tiny, wizard ass hears as I traipse through my tiny wizard tower on my way to cast tiny evil spells
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A tonsure is a kind of over-undercut
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Paprika (2006)
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me when things exist in my vicinity, quite frankly
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
They pay him for woims
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
early on in my transition before there were any noticable changes from HRT, i explained to one of my gamer friends that being on estrogen felt like getting the right drivers installed on a gaming PC. it actually made him understand super well and he said it was a good metaphor
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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Having my organs removed and preserved in my collection of Dunkin' Canopic Jars.
Eagle headed Dunkin cupsGilded Egyptian Canopic Jars
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oral sex is one of the most respectful and honorable things an American can do. That place is usually reserved for only one thing for them, eating hamburgers.
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
And buddy, I court poison like it's my job, on account of it being my job
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What a shame...
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Rick @combattlerrickv.exportaud.io · 25/03/2026
This is a video that should be on all platforms with video So here is Sugita Tomokazu + Nakamura Yuuichi + Sakurai Takahiro Playing the Yu Yu Hakusho video game all as Chu to do Norio Wakamoto impressions
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Putting on Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade at the shindig and ruining the vibe for all present
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hits you with the rotating sandwich beam
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
gauntletknight
All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet - especially if you're under 18 - lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."

All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrog™️. Always-on connectivity required."
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Guys....... I'm starting to think Walter White is actually a bad guy and it's not just the hat turning him evil................
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Tabbeigh Cat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tabbeigh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
新世紀チキンサラダ
Mass production Eva from The End of Evangelion film. A white vaguely humanoid bio-mech thing with no eyes or facial features other than a large toothy mouth. The teeth and lips have been replaced with a chicken salad sandwich that is presented in such a way that it looks like teeth
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
They've invented a newer, more powerful, and more painful tummyache. And they're testing the prototype on me
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/05/2026
bro last night was a full gameplay walkthrough with all cut-scenes [NO COMMENTARY]
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xXx_SorrowfulMaiden_xXx @girlsonthefloor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
can i show you my heart. actually wait can i take that back i don’t like this actually wait this is really scary what the heck give that back to me. Fucker.
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Agent 47.... THAT is Dan Hentschel
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Putting on Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade at the shindig and ruining the vibe for all present
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BIA BIGSHOT @arrabbiata.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
my wife fell asleep with my vape in her hand like it’s the rose of a sleeping princess
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
When I look up in the sky and see the iconic Blue Sky from Mr. Blue Sky.... hell of a title drop!!
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Komm Susser Thomas
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is what it's like playing marathon for me. I don't have the heart of a killer, why do we have to kill each other? Why can't we simply be friends?
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 04/05/2026
some girls r trying to move like me but they just aren't as effortlessly swagless
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the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I know what you're thinking. "Did he suck six dicks or five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I lost track myself. But being this is the most powerful penis in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one thing: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
no i didn't say "i love you" to the cashier by accident after thanking them for ringing up my cigarettes. it's called solidarity
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