the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey I've gotta step out real quick, could you keep an eye on my house for me while I'm gone? I shouldn't be more than a few minutes! 000
Reposted by the court poisonerwhere the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 23/10/2025 1230341202
Reposted by the court poisonerlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 30/08/2026silence, you scum! the boy king of the circus wishes to grace us with another of his beautiful words 071
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The people of the village discussing the air the morning after I cast Death Fog 120
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The only LMM I care about is the Lake Michigan Monster. Rest in peace, Capt. Seafield, gone but not forgotten. 010
Reposted by the court poisonerwhere the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“cease with these odious tinctures” brother it soothes my ill temperament 😂 1428217
Reposted by the court poisonerrat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026haters will see you clip out of bounds and be like "she doesn't know the intended route" 1102
Reposted by the court poisonerthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/08/2026As someone who spends around 50 nights a year in hotel rooms, I wanted to share a helpful tip: if you open the closet and there's a guy standing inside wearing a clown mask and holding a knife, close the closet, go back to the front desk, and ask for a different room. Trust me, it's worth it 511518
Reposted by the court poisonerBig Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026joey if he made evil slop 71532368
Reposted by the court poisonerwalking mirage @wolf.observer · 22/08/2026city people going camping 08415
Reposted by the court poisonerrat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026she'll let me hit if my sigh is wistful and my gaze is world-weary enough bro. she will. 0186
Reposted by the court poisonerEllie, but spooky @roughling.bsky.social · 28/07/2026to the people who can't distinguish cartoons from real life: I am setting an ultimatuum. Everytime I see one of your dumb fucking takes a stick figure meets their end at my hand. To show you I mean business: I'm a woman of my word. don't test me. 26532
Reposted by the court poisonerfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/11/2025my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to 51028237
Reposted by the court poisonerTAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 31/07/2026happy “today is the only day you can repost this” daystatic.klipy.comDigimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999ALT: Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999 1616341028
Reposted by the court poisonerheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/07/2026[wizard tapping his pockets as we leave the spot] fuck. dude my magicks 120731
Reposted by the court poisoneraudrey @whataretheauds.bsky.social · 23/07/2026when i post mean & edgy stuff everyone can tell it’s inauthentic because i am so pure of heart 1101
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Music my tiny, wizard ass hears as I traipse through my tiny wizard tower on my way to cast tiny evil spells 032
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A tonsure is a kind of over-undercut 110
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Me when things exist in my vicinity, quite frankly 000
Reposted by the court poisonerjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026early on in my transition before there were any noticable changes from HRT, i explained to one of my gamer friends that being on estrogen felt like getting the right drivers installed on a gaming PC. it actually made him understand super well and he said it was a good metaphor 343751745
Reposted by the court poisonerCrippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Having my organs removed and preserved in my collection of Dunkin' Canopic Jars. 2931471050
Reposted by the court poisonerMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Oral sex is one of the most respectful and honorable things an American can do. That place is usually reserved for only one thing for them, eating hamburgers. 218444
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 03/07/2026And buddy, I court poison like it's my job, on account of it being my job 053
Reposted by the court poisonerRick @combattlerrickv.exportaud.io · 25/03/2026This is a video that should be on all platforms with video So here is Sugita Tomokazu + Nakamura Yuuichi + Sakurai Takahiro Playing the Yu Yu Hakusho video game all as Chu to do Norio Wakamoto impressions 121496752
Reposted by the court poisonerthe court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Putting on Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade at the shindig and ruining the vibe for all present 133
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Hits you with the rotating sandwich beam 110
Reposted by the court poisonerThat catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026 427401228
Reposted by the court poisonercola @colamander.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Guys....... I'm starting to think Walter White is actually a bad guy and it's not just the hat turning him evil................ 0163
Reposted by the court poisonerTabbeigh Cat 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @tabbeigh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026新世紀チキンサラダ 1230761100
Reposted by the court poisonercola @colamander.bsky.social · 23/05/2026They've invented a newer, more powerful, and more painful tummyache. And they're testing the prototype on me 021
Reposted by the court poisonerfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/05/2026bro last night was a full gameplay walkthrough with all cut-scenes [NO COMMENTARY] 18532
Reposted by the court poisonerxXx_SorrowfulMaiden_xXx @girlsonthefloor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026can i show you my heart. actually wait can i take that back i don’t like this actually wait this is really scary what the heck give that back to me. Fucker. 02812
Reposted by the court poisonercola @colamander.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Agent 47.... THAT is Dan Hentschel 12610
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Putting on Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade at the shindig and ruining the vibe for all present 133
Reposted by the court poisonerBIA BIGSHOT @arrabbiata.bsky.social · 09/05/2026my wife fell asleep with my vape in her hand like it’s the rose of a sleeping princess 39111
Reposted by the court poisonercola @colamander.bsky.social · 09/05/2026When I look up in the sky and see the iconic Blue Sky from Mr. Blue Sky.... hell of a title drop!! 041
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This is what it's like playing marathon for me. I don't have the heart of a killer, why do we have to kill each other? Why can't we simply be friends? 010
Reposted by the court poisonermaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 04/05/2026some girls r trying to move like me but they just aren't as effortlessly swagless 117213
the court poisoner @skeltnwizrdbignats.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I know what you're thinking. "Did he suck six dicks or five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I lost track myself. But being this is the most powerful penis in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one thing: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? 020
Reposted by the court poisonerlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 02/05/2026no i didn't say "i love you" to the cashier by accident after thanking them for ringing up my cigarettes. it's called solidarity 0265