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@froglvr.bsky.social
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 07/10/2026
Wow I bet that works for Palestinians held captive by Israel
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Israeli Oct. 7 hostage shares how she survived 50 days in Hamas captivity after massacre: I demanded that they respect us'
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s part of the charm. you need people to laugh at on an app
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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epic rap battles of history: Koko the gorilla vs curious George
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
posting in r/leaves: guys what leaf is this it looks so cool lol >AUTOMOD has replied to your post< Hello, dickhead. All leaf related questions go in the megathread that nobody reads. Posts are only for leaf discussion. Your post has been deleted and a SWAT team has been sent to your house
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2 weeks later is crazy. she had to let it simmer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
“Damn, I wish I’d had the foresight to put some money down on rice back in 5000 B.C., because I’d probably be loaded right now.” — Keith Towers
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Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago
ST. LOUIS—Kicking himself for missing out on a potentially lucrative financial opportunity, local man Keith Towers reportedly realized this week that he might have become rich if he had invested in ri...
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How can i justify having a marble run set in my otherwise adult apartment
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We should be giving every living person in the UK a taxpayer funded cheese sandwich even if you don’t need one
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they’re all neolibs it blurs together
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i’d say that’s definitively liberal
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they used to be Bernie and now they’re Joe Biden
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he don’t got internet
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AI asks the question of “what if wikipedia ran on gasoline and was also wrong”
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
guy with one airpod: god the beatles fucking suck
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
type shit I say to the guy next to me in the airport security line
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they’re also more carbon efficient assuming you’re not a homesteader vegan
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
went to a hippy festival and there was a girl doing a sage cleanse in the disco tent
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 31/08/2026
the year is 2036. the president is AI generated Abraham Lincoln presented by Amazon-Google-Tinder. summers in the northern US get up to 130F on the regular. Florida is almost entirely underwater. im still jacking off to hand drawn images of Gardevoir feet
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birDIE 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 جانان @birdiebird.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
smoking on that email that finds you well
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/08/2026
[explaining "leave no trace" to an american] Okay so imagine a clean burgerless plate
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/08/2026
putting yellow paint around my pussy so my gamer girl gf knows where to go
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the purpose of the system is what it does
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draft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
daily manifestation i am unkillable
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
made some tofu katsu :3
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if I was planning an invasion these are exactly the conditions I would want
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Eri!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has liked your post: This Arby's Sandwich got me feeling like theyre injecting mysterious chemicals into me. The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has followed you The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has added you to list: Specimens to Study
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/08/2026
crying laughing bc i know there are people who will see this and get so pissed they throw up
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
try not to clean challenge
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
join the lfg server for it :3
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dude no i’m sorry I CANNOT sit backwards in the Trojan horse bro it makes me like sooooo queasy
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I feel like there is merit to hearing the human sounds around you. I’ve picked up a lot of funny stuff by forgetting to listen to music. Does not apply on noisy transport though
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
how it feels to grab a fly out the air
picture of neo stopping an array of bullets at the end of matrix
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 08/08/2026
"comedy is about timing" no comedy is about saying things like snail elvis: don't pour salt on me now, mama
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my ketchup and mayo ran out at the same time do I need to kill myself now or something
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
how do they know he’s gay
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 05/08/2026
Dog in operating room keeps licking my exposed brain and the surgeon isnt doing shit
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This how I be in the mirror fo I step out
A comedic photo of daffy duck in a purple suit with yellow gloves, a green bowtie, and a wig of blonde hair in a pose with his hands towards the camera
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If Biden had thrown Trump in the slammer we wouldn't be here. You can piss and moan all you want but J6 was history books shit and history books shit requires the President to do President shit. And he didn't. And now the guy who saved millions has to eat shit from a penis like Ron Johnson
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Being in public when the edible hits
Screencap from the television show the Simpsons showing 3D CGI animated homer from treehouse of horror
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cool punk, an asshole would’ve left it in the exhibit somewhere, the punk sees the irony
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Jess @froglvr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sometimes on google maps i’ll fly over the atlantic too zoomed in just to feel what it would’ve been like to be a spanish sailor
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/07/2026
Time magazine passive voice about ice shooting someone in the head and killing them
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ICE officers involved in fatal shooting in Maine
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 11/07/2026
the birthrate concern thing is such a crazy tell. anyone who is normal and who is actually concerned about the very real problems a country with an aging population can face talks about those problems in terms of an aging population
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