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Vlad ⚓

@vjlonir.bsky.social
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Lvl. 28 Partnered. Ace/Demi. INFJ-A.

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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 2h
Man.
A gif of a pair of hands pulling apart a fresh loaf of white bread
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Unfriendly Soulaani Princexx @lenadreamsingld.blacksky.app · 2h
Wassup.
User under a blue light in a dark brown tank.
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Paris ♡ @celfieparie.selfhosted.social · 4h
Lu Bu >>>>>
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 2h
And y'all tryna tell me this ain't an angel
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 3h
"Stick a quarter in yo ass bucko, ya played ya self"
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Ms. Hunny 🎃 @chelleeeee.blacksky.app · 3h
I need to lay down and be rubbed on while we watch something funny.
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 3h
Me with J Cole
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Pennywise’s Donk @inayahb.blacksky.app · 3h
On everyone I love, and they mama, I HATE these fucking car LED headlights
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 5h
I'm more a Cookie Crusader really
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 6h
Hi
A selfie of the user, they're wearing a grey shirt and a simple gold rope chain with an anchor pendant, they have medium length locs that are dyed blue halfway down their length and there is a light blue curtain in the background
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 22/05/2024
wagon 🖤
Indigo's ass in black and white being lit only by candlelight so there's heavy shadows.
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 22/01/2025
kiss my transsexual ass 🍑 #nsfw #ass #thighs #femboy
Indigo's ass and thighs from a low angle looking up.
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Wisdom🎑 @backwoodsweetie.blacksky.app · 7h
Super Boof & Purple Punch 💨💨💨
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 9h
Type shit I'm on rn
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 12h
Why is there a bald brother in my chair...
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HottieGolightly @breakfasthost.blacksky.app · 12h
Fried fish Friday is about to happen soon as I log off 😋
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 12h
At the barbershop 💈😌
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Lavender🪻 @lavender77x.bsky.social · 12h
k i’m in pain send me money CA: $lavender77x
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Dai Thee Cutiepie Confectioner 🥧 @maniamademe.bsky.social · 12h
$maniacbitch happy Friday freakums!
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 12h
Put that on my headstone 🪦😤😤😤
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 13h
wake up . roll up smoke that shit
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 13h
I'd turn his prehistoric ass into a pair of BOOTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 13h
Why it sound like somebody tickling it's neck 😭
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 13h
The watcher is what my food sees from inside the microwave:
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 13h
a stranger on here will leave you a long paragraph in your mentions & it has nothing to do with whatever they commented on.
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🍋✨Bb✨🦇 @bbcelestialtoo.bsky.social · 14h
Do all the bills gotta hit at the same time? They can at least let me pretend this money is mine lmao
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I hope Regina King is having a lovely day today
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15h
Everyday The Internet introduces me to a new white man that avoids therapy at all costs
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PussyPulpLEES 🫦 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 16h
Happy Friday to you all 😚🫴🏾🍃
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"Bro I was in the work bathroom bouta beat my meat and somebody came in and just stood in front of my stall door for 15 seconds and then walked out bro I am SHOOK. Putting my shit away and getting back to work."
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 15h
Mood
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 15h
Funniest dinosaur joke me and a friend ever made.
A scene from Jurassic park where Sam Neill portrays paleontologist Alan Grant, in this scene he is coming face to face with a brachiosaurus, comedically the words "what's brachin" a play on "what's cracking" as a greeting, superimposed over the creature's neck
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SWIIRL (Sativa Diva 💅🏿) @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 15h
Here we gooooooooooooo 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
This will be the toughest round yet. Everyone in your group has compiled a lot of votes, but only one of you can claim 1st place. We hope it's you! Keep an eye on the rankings as we expect a lot of jockeying within the leaderboard this week. End the week in 1st place and you'll be 3 wins away from the coveted interview invitation.
about 12 hours ago
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 15h
New Amon Amarth!? What a lovely day 😩
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 16h
Almost nothing pisses me of more than a cheery "Your bill is ready" email
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Angry Kid Throws Tablet
ALT: Angry Kid Throws Tablet
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baby bit o'hunny 🍯💋 @iridescenthunny.bsky.social · 17h
"Good morning fine ass"-- me in your texts after you did that thing I like
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Idc, I'm lovey dovey as a southern man gets
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 17h
When you're allowed to be melodramatic >>>
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 17h
Man y'all loud for no damn reason 😭
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Paris ♡ @celfieparie.selfhosted.social · 17h
All of these advertisements & commercials being thrown at us yet none of them are good Where are the jingles? Where is the creativity?
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 17h
Good to see the local Republican attack ads have dropped the "men in girls' bathrooms" and gone back to "them liberals like high taxes." So that means that shit is clearly not working
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17h
And this is why just staying ten toes deep on what you believe in also works politically, these people are wishy washy.
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 17h
My ma used to do the same when she used to walk me to school:
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 17h
Best intro imo, I used to be POSTED every Saturday night
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
🥈 TOP 2 🥈 OP5 v2 - Naruto (2002) Seishun Kyōsōkyoku - Sambomaster #Anime #Animesky #Opening #AnimeOpening #TopOPED #Naruto #NarutoShippuden #MasashiKishimoto #Pierrot
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OP2 - Slam Dunk (1993) Zettai ni Daremo - ZYY #Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #TopOPED #SlamDunk #TakehikoInoue #Toei #ToeiAnimation
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the biscuit lady. @leenuhbee.blacksky.app · 17h
woke up happy af..
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 17h
They say it's supposed to rain but I'm STILL running errands after this cut 😌 🌧️
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Vlad ⚓ @vjlonir.bsky.social · 17h
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 17h
Taking it real easy today
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