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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
A series of Reddit posts and replies the top post says are all male D&D groups still that common? D&D gender diorama graphics routinely say that female identifying players make up between 40 to 60% of the player base. 

Someone replies to that comment and says my current group was all mailed the first time we played. Now it's 50/50. There have been no changes in the roster 

The final post comes in with a joke that says the teams have been Auto balanced
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 4h
YOUR INTELLECTUAL POWERHOUSES ARE RACIST OLD WHITE MEN FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 10h
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 17h
the fight for abortion rights is the fight for trans rights is the fight for foundational bodily autonomy for all of us. every issue is a queer issue and if you haven't realized this yet, don't worry. they'll show you.
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 29/09/2026
y’all are just jealous he’s car crash proof
photo is a rendering of a man who had the physiology needed to survive a car crash. barel chested and with a neck and skull that are way thicker than a normal human
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 20h
matching red cross hello kitty decals on our cars 🥰
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 29/09/2026
y’all are just jealous he’s car crash proof
photo is a rendering of a man who had the physiology needed to survive a car crash. barel chested and with a neck and skull that are way thicker than a normal human
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/12/2024
date idea: going to a bar and antagonizing the shortest man we can find
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How-Sen Chong @how-sen.com · 27/09/2026
A U.S. libertarian network called Atlas Network has been funding at least 11 Canadian think tanks that have been fuelling, climate denialism, support for the oil and gas industry, and Alberta separatism.
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How the US Atlas Network Built Alberta Separatism | The Tyee
A global cabal of libertarian and right-wing organizations has fuelled the province’s independence movement.
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 28/09/2026
mrw when the canadian tax payer federation and the fraser institute were discovered to have received dark money from the US
surprised pikachu with a radial blur to make it seem more intense
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
ngl for a brief moment i thought jakey had transitioned
screenshot of the youtube thumbnail for NakeyJakey in which there is a gender swapped version of him holding an excercise ball and soyfacing at the camera
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
wife is here :)
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
ngl for a brief moment i thought jakey had transitioned
screenshot of the youtube thumbnail for NakeyJakey in which there is a gender swapped version of him holding an excercise ball and soyfacing at the camera
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the extent to which online infrastructure is simultaneously 100% funded by taxpayer money and yet is 100% owned by private companies is an all-time world-historic civilization-defining lead-in-the-pipes level failure of every single apparatus of social engineering ever conceived by man.
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
they should do a remake of the ni ha theory dmc devil may cry game but make dante a lesbian. i think that would sell better than the original. it’d also make his haircut more acceptable* *writer had the same haircutand literally brought in screenshots of the game to show the stylist
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
here are my nine
super smash bros melee 
star wars republic commando
world in conflict 
torchlight
eve online
stardew valley
odd world strangers wrath
tearaway
steins;gate
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kaiman from dorohedoro (large man who has a lizard/dinosaur type head with brow ridges and spikes, lots of sharp teeth)

a speech bubble sticker has been added to make it look like he's speaking the quoted post
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
should i watch jojo?
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
ma femme sera ici dans moins que 12 heures
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
my wife will be here in barely more than 12 hours!!!
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
tragic that new mexico had to euthanize their kicker after he brought his leg.
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/01/2026
you know how on the highway anyone driving faster than you is a maniac and anyone driving slower than you is an idiot? this is also how breast size works in my brain. bigger boobs than me? can’t be considered small. smaller boobs than me? can’t be considered big.
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 22/04/2026
dance punk is already coming back in Québec it’s just a matter of time until it comes to the anglo world let’s make it happen the people yearn for obnoxiously loud synths and bad ass rhythms with a campy aesthetic
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/02/2026
my brother absolutely got my ass
screenshot of a signal conversation with btwn me and my twin brother

my brother:
You haven't looked at iPod classics recently?

me:
no not really

it'd be too much of a pain in the ass to rebuild my library from scratch.

him:
Agreed

You seem like more of a Zune girl anyways

me: 

*gta wasted.gif*
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 26/09/2026
just watched it and yeah project hail mary is a good movie
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 02/09/2026
not usually into giant women however would.
Tatsuma Ryūko from My hero academia  she is a giant semi humanoid dragon.
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 25/09/2026
someone needs to build a data centre next to a trump golf course. if we can make him hate those we might actually see a CO2 reduction between the rising cost of oil and beef
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 31/08/2026
john connor: kyle you have to go back in time and fuck my mom kyle: what?!?? john: it is imperative to the future of humanity that you fuck my mom. kyle: if you say so man john, pushing kyle into the time machine: and kyle, one more thing kyle: ? john: make sure you do it raw
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 25/09/2026
my wife will be here in at most 48 hours and if we’re lucky it’l be late tomorrow night
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 20/04/2025
movie about a nun who realizes she’s a lesbian and leaves the convent but has to go back because she is in love with the abess. the movie is called Force of Habit
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 08/05/2026
i need to up my eccentric lesbian aunt game. maybe i should get into crystals 🤔
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 25/09/2026
having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 24/09/2026
almost a year later and i think this is maybe my best post
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)
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hana willow 🐯🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 24/09/2026
look at my pilot bruh i'm landing safe and sound and getting a trading card of the plane as i deboard
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the rationalist sex cult is doing elder abuse to bernie samders to make him sponsor a bill that completely prevents any competitors from doing linear algebra without explicit us government consent
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 24/09/2026
there is no conversation about the homos and our business that the newspapers need to be looped in on. that’s like the really important thing. “it described a real phenomenon and the conversation needs to occur” not with the fucking boston globe in the room it doesn’t
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🥴
orville redenbacher's big naturals

(big naturals drawn with a sharpie onto orville redenbacher)
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminding everyone: if you have beef with he/him lesbians you can go kick rocks
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's a decent paycheck waiting for any cis writer who wants to write chin-stroking articles about trans 'issues,' but a couple of quarters and a cigarette butt for the trans writers standing on the media corner with the sign reading "Will write about my people for food."
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 13/05/2026
It is Wednesday, my dudes with Froggy from MHA
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 23/09/2026
how in the hell is spy still above $700? it makes no sense.
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Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 23/09/2026
the year is 2014. a university aged boy is listening to Macintosh Plus’ Floral Shoppe the year is 2026. that same woman is listening to floral shoppe and kind of surprised by how well it holds up
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 23/09/2026
do you guys think wizards will sometimes hang out and pretend they can only cast level 1 spells. do you think they call it mage regressing.
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