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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 1h
imagine fumbling this
selfie of me
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 2h
arugula salad with a blackberry vinaigrette and lemon butter steelhead trouts
trout plus arugula salad
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 10/10/2026
winter weather ain’t gonna keep me from getting prettied up
me in black sweater dress
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 09/10/2026
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 09/10/2026
pleased to announce the jank keyboard has gotten slightly jankier
a 5 row by 12 column keyboard with an inscrutable layout (qwerty)
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 09/10/2026
i fixed a keyboard im literally her
gadget mouse from rescue rangers
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 06/10/2026
the bit is beyond stale but this is pretty funny
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/10/2026
sometimes. it definitely involves some weird reaches with your pinky.
photo of a canadian french keyboard
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/10/2026
whoever decided this was a good place to put a thermostat: fuck you
a thermostat mounted on a wall directly above a heating register
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/10/2026
she explicitly said trans rights are under attack in the US last year. it was in response to Kimmel’s show being cancelled but www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
Ahead of the screening, McLachlan told the audience she was struggling with what to say in her speech.
"I've grappled with being here tonight and around what to say about the present situation that we are all faced with. The stark contraction to the many advances we've made; watching the insidious erosion of women's rights, of trans and queer rights, the muzzling of free speech," McLachlan said in her statement, just before she announced the performances wouldn't be happening.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 04/10/2026
now replaying je rejoue
torchlight box art
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/10/2026
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 29/09/2026
y’all are just jealous he’s car crash proof
photo is a rendering of a man who had the physiology needed to survive a car crash. barel chested and with a neck and skull that are way thicker than a normal human
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 28/09/2026
mrw when the canadian tax payer federation and the fraser institute were discovered to have received dark money from the US
surprised pikachu with a radial blur to make it seem more intense
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
ngl for a brief moment i thought jakey had transitioned
screenshot of the youtube thumbnail for NakeyJakey in which there is a gender swapped version of him holding an excercise ball and soyfacing at the camera
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/09/2026
here are my nine
super smash bros melee 
star wars republic commando
world in conflict 
torchlight
eve online
stardew valley
odd world strangers wrath
tearaway
steins;gate
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 22/09/2026
if i could have just a moment of your time
my cat ritchie sleeping on the couch which is in full sun
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 18/09/2026
loaf 🍞
a black cat sitting with her legs under her body
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 13/09/2026
i have to be the hottest bitch at coyote vs acme
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 11/09/2026
shout out to the time a saudi youth org threatened to 9/11 the cn tower
image of an air canada flight heading towards the CN tower with text that reads 

« Sticking one's nose where it doesn't belong!
As the Arabic saying goes:
"He who interferes with what doesn't concern him finds what doesn't please him" »
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 11/09/2026
the crying goose is genius, using je me souvien in a 9/11 joke is also great. twin CN towers is hilarious because of the time the saudi's threatened to do that exactly that and even if that maybe wasn't an intentional reference on your part
image of an air canada plane flying towards the CN tower. the text reads 

« Sticking one's nose where it doesn't belong!
As the Arabic saying goes:
"He who interferes with what doesn't concern him finds what doesn't please him" »
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 07/09/2026
prideosaur
me standing next to a tricératops painted like a people’s flag.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 06/09/2026
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/09/2026
devestated because i’ll never be her
a tricératops sitting on a bench. she has a bow on her frill and is wrarivv bc a cute little dress and red shoes.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/09/2026
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
a tiny derpy statue of a dinosaur with a bigger less derpy statue of a dinosaur behind it.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/09/2026
they got cacti in alberta
me soyfacing and pointing at cacti
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/09/2026
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/09/2026
the problem with bluesky’s anti-dogpile rule is that it prevents us from being able to do the rhetorical equivalent of breaking this dude’s kneecaps with baseball bats. this is one of the few things that has, until this point, made being a trans woman on this site bearable.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 02/09/2026
not usually into giant women however would.
Tatsuma Ryūko from My hero academia  she is a giant semi humanoid dragon.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 01/09/2026
⚠️𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮⚠️
my cat licorice laying on the top of her cat tree. she is a black cat who is passed tf out on her side with the side of her face smooshed into the platform she’s on.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 01/09/2026
monogatari fans are gonna love this
guardian headline 
the header image shows the dyson ceo holding an electric toothbrush 

Dyson launches £420 toothbrush that films
'live cleaning footage' inside your mouth
James Dyson says 'complete dental system' will also include toothpaste a F
mouth rinse that each cost £8.50
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 31/08/2026
bout to go see teenage sex and death at camp miasma
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 30/08/2026
new earrings just dropped 🐝
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 28/08/2026
would you still love me if i was mid?
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/08/2026
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 26/08/2026
i used to listen to crystal castles but i stopped once i learned about the allegations so i didn’t mark them. also i think arcade fire should be on this list.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 26/08/2026
*xbox 360 achievement sound* new experience unlocked: anti-french canadian racism
Rachel - French Canadian Wife
it's not too late to delete this post

Ron Vara
It's not too late to quit taking yourself so seriously.


RonVara @arniesjunk.bsky.social • 1 h
Never mind, I see you are French Canadian and realize no sense of humor and inflated sense of self importance is genetically coded.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 26/08/2026
black cat sleeping with her head resting on my thigh. her name is licorice btw
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 24/08/2026
*ahem*
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 20/08/2026
it is imperative that i fabricate an excuse to wear this dress before winter arrives
a green dress i thrifted last weekend. its very lacey, long sleeved and goes to about mid thigh
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 18/08/2026
these are the positions by the way. it’s basically "current military women has shitty conservative opinions" which like, kinda to be expected.
Virginia Army National Guard pilot Jo Ellis isn't hiding who she is, even if speaking openly makes the transgender woman a target once again. Her beliefs include that gender dysphoria is a mental illness, that transgender women should face some restrictions in women's sports, and that gender-affirming health
care for minors warrants greater caution. Those positions have drawn sharp criticism from Instagram followers and an outspoken transgender veteran, who said, "She's fueling the fire that will ultimately consume her along with the rest of the
trans community."
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 15/08/2026
felt ugly so i did my make up. i still feel ugly but now im wearing make up. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 14/08/2026
my fave magical girls
osamu from World Trigger
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 13/08/2026
she deserves to be pardoned for any and all crimes she is alleged to have committed
antagone from Frisky Dingo
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 13/08/2026
bro i can’t be getting gender envie from a fucking leek
esther from veggie tales
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 13/08/2026
cool weather in edmonton today. normally when we have tornadoes it’s on the tail end of a heatwave but nope it’s been cold and rainy since monday.
Edmonton, AB
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT

11:55 AM MDT Thursday 13 August 2026

Conditions will be favourable for the development of funnel clouds today.

Conditions favourable for the development of funnel clouds will last until early this evening.

These types of funnel clouds are generated by weak rotation under rapidly growing clouds or weak thunderstorms. This weak rotation is normally not a danger near the ground. However, there is a chance that this rotation could intensify and become a weak landspout tornado.

If conditions become more favourable for the development of landspout tornadoes, watches and warnings will be issued by Environment Canada.

Landspout tornadoes do not usually cause significant damage but can still be dangerous.
They can be strong enough to topple trees, damage roofs or toss debris short distances.

Treat any funnel cloud sighting seriously. Should a funnel cloud develop nearby, prepare to take shelter. These funnel clouds usually appear with little or no warning.

Please continue to monitor alerts and
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 10/08/2026
new ragebait keyboard just dropped
silver and white tenkeyless apple magic keyboard but is the canadien-français layout
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 09/08/2026
anybody else watch this?
poster for the jason statham dungeon siege movie
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 07/08/2026
*bill wurtz voice* 🎶just did a bad thing 🎶
screenshot of a mac with the riot games launcher open to Leagueblf Legends™
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Spectral Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 07/08/2026
oh shit new scam just dropped
instagram ad that reads 

THIS IS WHY EVERYONE IS
SWITCHING TO HYPNOSIS FOR FRENCH

START
HYPNOLEARNING
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