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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 2h
it’s rough out there for real, indian people suck just as much in canada as they do in the US and the trans friendly stuff mostly isn’t any less white either. canadians are maybe a bit less racist to indian people where i am but its coming and i get collateral anti indigenous racism instead 🙃
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 27/05/2025
if you ever see me wearing an oilers jersey and you have the shot you have to promise me that you’ll take it
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 2h
prosecution: did you or did you not spill milk on the counter me: yes i did prosecution: and did you or did you not then place your cat on the counter so that she would lick up the milk me: 😬 prosecution: i’ll remind you you’re under oath me, crying: i did 😭
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 3h
the bit is beyond stale but this is pretty funny
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 5h
Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 4h
do you think a wizard has ever used fire magic to extend the range on her lightning magic?
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 5h
just had a woman hold the door open for me which is rare but then i saw she had rock climbing shoes strapped to her backpack and it made more sense.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 7h
ok
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 8h
sometimes. it definitely involves some weird reaches with your pinky.
photo of a canadian french keyboard
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 8h
do i have 3 keyboards currently in or on my desk? yes. but there for different things. you wouldn’t wait high heels hiking and you wouldn’t wear hiking boots to a gala
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 21/10/2025
the year is 2012. a boy walks into EB games and buys a playstation vita with the money from his part time job the year is 2025 that same girl is still playing games on that same playstation vita she bought over a decade ago
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 22/12/2025
HRT Wrapped you injected estrogen 104 times this year. you grew 2 cup sizes you spent a lot of time /enjoying/ yourself, but this was your most reliable companion *picture of a magic wand*
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 17/04/2026
this movie is still not streaming anywhere in the anglosphere so i say just find it however you can and watch it it’s the best movie i’ve seen all year no contest.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 10/08/2026
spéculative fiction book released in 2015: the year is 2026. trump is nearing the halfway point of his second term. the US is embroiled in a conflict in the middle east with no end in sight. liking twilight is somehow less problematic than liking harry potter
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 23/09/2026
the year is 2014. a university aged boy is listening to Macintosh Plus’ Floral Shoppe the year is 2026. that same woman is listening to floral shoppe and kind of surprised by how well it holds up
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/06/2026
in my head i understand that menthols will kill me just as quickly as normal cigarettes but in my heart they feel healthier
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 9h
yeahit seems like Jewel, who mclachlan toured with is, but what actually happened is i somehow got Sarah Mclachlan confused with Jenny McCarthy lmao
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 9h
whoever decided this was a good place to put a thermostat: fuck you
a thermostat mounted on a wall directly above a heating register
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 9h
ok wait i was confused it was a different singer :/
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 9h
ok wait she definitely is she preformed at an RFK event
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 9h
i could’ve sworn she was antivax but i feel like i must be getting her confused with someone else
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 9h
she explicitly said trans rights are under attack in the US last year. it was in response to Kimmel’s show being cancelled but www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
Ahead of the screening, McLachlan told the audience she was struggling with what to say in her speech.
"I've grappled with being here tonight and around what to say about the present situation that we are all faced with. The stark contraction to the many advances we've made; watching the insidious erosion of women's rights, of trans and queer rights, the muzzling of free speech," McLachlan said in her statement, just before she announced the performances wouldn't be happening.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 10h
thanks! things are still being finalized but it comes with a fairly substantial raise
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 10h
it is interesting that in pursuing maximum efficiency to account for staffing limitations my work has arrived at an org structure that is basically military. we’re divided up into sections (for my american followers that’s a squad) with what is functionally a pte, cpl, sgt who report to a 2lt
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 10h
i just got offered a promotion 😎
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 11h
small weddings rule highly recommend
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 11h
*alex turner voice* i think you should know you’re my favourite worst poster
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 12h
shirts get a 30% bonus to comfy if u steal them from ur wife
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 12h
i had a dr’s appointment for the first time in a minute and the receptionist saw me and said "oh hi rachel" and then like surveyed me too to bottom and was like "wow you look great" and complimented my hair but i can’t help but feel like the sentiment was a bit "you look great [for a tranny]"
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 14h
like i play league at 4k, i play grim dawn at 4k, pillars of eternity works at 4k, war thunder is playable at lower resolutions and settings, same with cyberpunk 2033. torchlight 2 seems to be fine at 4k but i haven’t played much tbh.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 14h
controversial opinion: mac gaming is totally viable. it’d be more viable if apple had gone with vulkan instead of making their own graphics API but there is now a DXMetal translation layer that works pretty well and i get surprisingly good performance with with my m2 mac mini esp. in older titles
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 14h
ya girl has a dinner table now. living in luxury
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Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 16h
theyre heaping homophobia on top of transphobia, by drawing "#malfoid" with anything more than a b-cup
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/10/2026
i started playing on steam deck but was actually able to get it running on my m2 mac mini at 4k with the graphics turned down. it’l drop frames when there’s too many particle effects but such is life. just happy it works at all. mac gaming is like, totally viable. wish i had money to upgrade.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/10/2026
i’ve been playing grim dawn and it’s really fun. i was a bit too young for diablo 1 or 2 but i did play an inordinate amount of torchlight. anyways grim dawn is fun. the world is dark in a way that is kinda grating but it controls really well, the abilities and items are satisfying and i like it.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/10/2026
i started playing on steam deck but was actually able to get it running on my m2 mac mini at 4k with the graphics turned down. it’l drop frames when there’s too many particle effects but such is life. just happy it works at all. mac gaming is like, totally viable. wish i had money to upgrade.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/10/2026
i’ve been playing grim dawn and it’s really fun. i was a bit too young for diablo 1 or 2 but i did play an inordinate amount of torchlight. anyways grim dawn is fun. the world is dark in a way that is kinda grating but it controls really well, the abilities and items are satisfying and i like it.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 05/10/2026
played like six hours of grim dawn today. smoked 3 cigarettes so far. who needs nicotine when you have a diablo clone je viens de jouer grim dawn pendant six heures aujourd’hui. j’ai fumée juste trois cigarettes. je n’ai pas besoin de nicotine quand j’ai un diablo clone de jouer
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 04/10/2026
we should be arguing about whether or not the first zoids anime counts as mechsploitstion instead
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/10/2026
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 04/10/2026
i would be satisfied with comprehensive high speed rail throughout north america. or if i’m being selfish just between the cities my wife and i live in.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 04/10/2026
bowling is also great because like a lot of other drunk sports (darts, pool, mario kart) if you maintain the exact right level of buzzed you get a competitive advantage
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 04/10/2026
also, (same guy but his main channel. the beatuls one is apparently like siivagunner shitposts but The Beatles. fuck i need to learn to sentence mix so i can mine this niche for several of my faves)
youtu.be
The Beatles - A Cruel Angel's Thesis (Sentence Mixing)
YouTube video by RednasVGM
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 04/10/2026
now replaying je rejoue
torchlight box art
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 04/10/2026
highlights of bowling: - won the first game (i was wearing a skirt) - looking back at my wife and her friend and saying « i have the power of god and anime on my side » and getting a strike - my friend asking for my wife’s pronouns for like the third time - the gin sours my brother made after
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/10/2026
my wife went back home this afternoon so prepare for some weapons grade sad posting
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/10/2026
and when she leaves she takes the most delicate part of your heart you gratefully gave to her all those years ago and suddenly you’re back to being incomplete and that wound that had only just begun to heal is open and weeping and tender and you have to learn how to live like this all over again.
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/10/2026
the thing about living 500 miles away from the love of your life is that she’ll come visit you and you’ll be so excited and as you spend time together you’ll get used to the fact she’s there and forget she has to leave and then just when you start to feel whole again it’s time to say goodbye
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Rachel🎃💍🍉Banshee Wife @frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 03/10/2026
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I regret to inform you that if you genuinely believe Mark “Zionist Palestine” Carney deserves the Nobel peace prize, you have molasses for brains ❤️
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