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@freaklenuts.bsky.social
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Somewhere to show off my selfie collection- some old, some new. Don’t make it the bad kind of weird 🔞 ngl.link/ficklenuts ko-fi.com/ficklenuts throne.com/ficklenuts

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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Not in this economy! 🤣
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
moist
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Proof of life
A middle aged woman with ridiculous hair smirking in the shower
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Aww ❤️ Sorry I've been so quiet- this is a weird and stressful time of year for me and my social battery has been getting used more on irl interactions, so if you follow my main account you might've noticed that I'm a bit quieter there, too. I'm sure I'll be back to my usual self before too long 😘
An image that says: Miss your freak, js
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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Hot singles in your urethra
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Thanks! I just started the PT sessions, but I'm optimistic 😊
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Yeah, it turns out that it's a lot harder to get rid of your own than it is to get rid of someone else's. So that's inconvenient
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Phew was my sigh of relief that you still had your body
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
What? Do I smell bad?
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I wasn't sure if anyone even noticed I hadn't posted on here in a couple weeks, tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
An image that says: lovely to see you back on here again
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Probably the same one where I was born, you're not special 🙄🤣 I'm pretty sure all of us from that area were born there because there wasn't anywhere else yet- it was still the middle of nowhere
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Same. Not only that, but the place that built it has been completely wiped off the face of the earth. I can still contact one of the parts manufacturers, but all he said is that I was built with one screw
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Don't worry, I still have it! 😆
An image that says: missed seeing your beautiful body
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I'm no good at housework, Ducky- I can't even make a bed 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Not bad, just busy and distracted. How are you?
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Sorry I haven't posted, I got tangled up in my sheets
A middle aged woman who is clearly very bad at making the bed
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you all keep being so nice to me, I might get an ego about it 😅🥰😂
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Goodness gracious!!
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
i wish somebody would attack me with a cold cut
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Always looking out for me 🥰
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Taking a hot, relaxing shower to wind down for the evening. Who can help scrub my back?
Getting all squeaky clean before I climb between my cozy, freshly-washed flannel sheets
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MemeStar Spooky @memestarspooky.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Actual footage of me deciding which pics to post
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a man wearing a hat and a leather jacket is holding a knife in his hand .
Alt: Indiana Jones carefully calculating the weight of the idol he's about to steal
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
🤔
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a man in a suit is shaking hands with another man in a suit in a room .
Alt: a man in a suit is shaking hands with another man in a suit in a room .
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MemeStar Girly @memestargirly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I'm glad, because it's not changing anytime soon 🥰😂
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Above all else, I'm a huge fuckin' dork 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Happy to be of service!
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I try 🤷🏻‍♀️ (I even have a pic somewhat fitting for that 😂)
Me as Saint Blankethead the Lazy, patron saint of playing video games in bed all day
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I'm happy to help! 😘
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I felt like I was being summoned, and sure enough your post was the first one I saw 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
😏
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Just doing what I can to be part of the problem
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
👀
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I heard that a number of you like fishnets and I found these in the archives
My fishnets ripped- oops!Me being some kind of trouble Me laying on my bed
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Men who read are hot
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
bluesky: “popular with friends” my friends: BOOBS
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I'm glad you think so 🥰🥰🥰
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
One of the cool things about having an alt is that I get to see all the good shit that gets missed on my main 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
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MemeStar Girly @memestargirly.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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marie @muhree.ing · 03/11/2025
u can block me all u want but u can't stop me from haunting u in ur dreams
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Fake beer and real potato chips time, I’m trying to keep my figure
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I live in mortal fear of mispronouncing pecan in public.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Went through your photos looking for recent pictures of you, but ended up liking all your wounds.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s not that I hate people, it’s just that I don’t like them
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Can’t wait to use my extra hour tomorrow for depression napping like God intended.
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My name is actually pronounced "Godzilla".
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
i was away from home for a few days and *my boyfriend moved out* *i can’t find my favorite vibrator*
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freaklenuts @freaklenuts.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Thank you 🥰🥰🥰
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