Reposted by starstar @foundbysara.bsky.social · 13/08/2026pete hegseth, halfway through his fourth margarita: I've got this child in a pit that i torture. just absolutely beat the shit out of. she's always crying, she never sees the sun— dude from omelas: yeah man. it sucks, but that's the price of utopia pete: what 04912
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 35mI have been a digital illustrator for TWENTY FIVE YEARS and this week I saved a document at 300 dpi and 8.5x11 centimeters 230
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"can't believe that NONE of you told me the truth about sidewalks 😭" 170
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I was today years old when I learned about dairy farms??" 160
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"did anyone else go their WHOLE life thinking that ducks could actually fly??" 1100
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026engagement baiting on threads like "my autistic ass really thought ketchup was a condiment" 1151
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026one of the fun things about being a zinester is that sometimes i just get an email that says I AM GOING TO FIGHT SAM EZERSKY in all caps strongly recommend 020
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there were Demuths in my community growing up, and they pronounced it "dee-myooth" I just overheard a commercial say "Lisa Demuth" for the first time and it gave me the whole body rejection shivers 030
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I once had a coworker who did a bike tour of australia, and he accidentally got our entire department saying "no worries" 120
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026she's only been in office for like a week how did she manage this 020
Reposted by starTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098392766
Reposted by starAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026CNN pulled a clip of Michele Tafoya recently saying "I've never said I was embarrassed to be from Minnesota" and then displays an unearthed and deleted tweet of her saying "I am embarrassed to be from Minnesota" 🥴 40896072818
Reposted by starPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 21/09/2026Brookline. Brookline Blvd at Pioneer Ave. Caller says some guy walked into a business and asked if they were hiring. The caller thought that this was really weird and wanted the police to know. 101147
Reposted by starPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 20/09/2026Lawrenceville. Butler Street. Caller says some guy is offering food and a good time for anyone who joins him in his U-Haul. 810411
Reposted by starErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025My kids think Groverhaus is "millennial coded" when, like, that's not my fault that's just how old we are 4885
Reposted by starActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group 541989458
Reposted by starKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025fool me once: shame on you fool me twice: shame on me fool me three times: damn that’s crazy 120921
Reposted by starEric Brandom @ebrandom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a medium term goal I have just discovered I have is to greet someone I know slightly in a crowded public space with a loud "as I live and breathe" and then their full name. 7362
Reposted by staralec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Anyone who wants to understand how policing works in the U.S. needs to read this incredible local investigation about what Minneapolis police did after feds killed Renee Good. 8940321
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026for some reason Every Single Person on threads is arguing whether or not bringing a coffee to an interview should be disqualifying 110
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i like that the top of his hat looks like a little halo 050
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comKristen Bell: This is the Bad PlaceAlt: Kristen Bell: This is the Bad Place 020
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i regret to inform you that the discourse has broken containment 260
Reposted by star👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x 65245604
Reposted by starsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i see you baby on board bumper stickers and raise you this 121237295
Reposted by starElle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey as fall and winter and cold and darkness approach, have all of us considered on an individual level how to deal with trauma anniversaries? That winter was brutal but winter is returning and if you are not particularly introspective, now may be a good time to start. 76412
Reposted by starKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11996981921
Reposted by starMarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach?static.klipy.comBeverly Hills, 90210: Minneapolis SceneAlt: Beverly Hills, 90210: Minneapolis Scene 2356
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026looks like a dryer coin! they can get stuck outside the rotating drum sometimes and get ground down (relatively) fast 030
Reposted by starIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 14/09/2026Not even joking, Love Will Tear Us Apart was playing in there the last two times I’ve been to CVS. TWICE. 121865
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026friend who understands things: that's such a great jacket, I've never seen it before. is it one of those that you can only wear for like three days a year? me: YES 1172
Reposted by starTony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026According to my name app we are living in peak Rowdy tonydamiano.shinyapps.io/peakbaby/ 0216
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 12/09/2026am i saying you should be worried about how clean your children's toys are? no am i saying that the people who do worry about how clean their children's toys are, are the EXACT demographic targeted by this product? yes 040
star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I used to jumpscare coworkers by cleaning—REALLY cleaning—just *half* of a surface so they could see how dirty it really was, even with daily (or even more frequent) wipedowns (this is very satisfying, but it does lock you in to having to clean the whole thing) 120