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onion person @junlper.beer · 8h
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chihuahua thing
Comic about Basil the puppy saying; "Sometimes I get asked; "Basil, what the hell are you? Some kind of abhorrent abomination?" Close! I'm actually a Chihuahua mix!" with example pictures of Chihuahua mixes
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
besides his general conduct, the most embarrassing part of this is a guy from Missouri not knowing another midwestern team's name
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
but where will I stop for coffee on my way from the grocery store Starbucks to the Barnes & Noble Starbucks
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trust the process
comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "I think I will do crafts today" next panel shows them freaking out while something is on fire
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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Kwannon Psylocke loves nuking Kid Omega cities in Civ V and VI @durandalx8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No matter the universe, the X-Men are assholes.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026
destroy the global economy mode activated
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 22/09/2026
Have definitely noticed this happening in Ohio.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 21/09/2026
Not leaving.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3447 was born at the wrong time
A bunny sits on the roof of a dilapidated building, the wooden roof destroyed, staring at a ruined clock tower in the distance under a smoky sky. A cloth tent is tied around a board on the roof, as a makeshift shelter
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy #BatmanDay, big guy.
A panel from JUSTICE LEAGUE: DREAM GIRLS by Jadzia Axelrod, Nicole Maines, Nicola Scott, Annette Kwok, J. Bone, Marissa Louise, Brandt&Stein, Vincent Cecil, Stephen Sadowski, Dan Jurgens, Norm Rapmund, Joe Quinones, Dearbhla Kelly, Trish Mulvihill, Hi-Fi, Jan Bazaldua, Rosi Kampe, Adriano Lucas, Triona Farrell, Jodie Troutman and Frank Cvetkovic, in which Batman turns to face Galaxy in the hallway of the Justice League Watchtower.

Batman: THERE WAS NO JUST CAUSE FOR YOU TO HAVE BEEN SINGLED OUT. IF SOMEONE IS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY YOUR PRESENCE ALONE, THEN IT'S THEM WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE, NOT YOU.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
midwest oil refinery shuts down due to lack of supply. saudi arabia is unable to provide any oil to anyone until october. the bab al-mandab and hormuz strait both closed. it’s so cool to be alive in the worst energy crisis in history. can only get this with republican leadership!
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 17/09/2026
There's really no complicated explanation for this, or any kind of grand theory. It's just Econ 101 and he flat out does not understand it because he's an idiot.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh my god the Ed Sheeran statement was so bad that it's going to get the tour canceled. (since I read this post a third opener, Finneas, has also pulled out)
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lukas Graham officially quits the tour. That's literally all of Sheeran's openers.
instagram.com
Lukas Graham on Instagram
4,371 likes, 248 comments - lukasgraham on September 15, 2026
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards. The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Staff also reported that time spent in the small metal enclosures is closely monitored, and
detainees are not locked in, even though we observed locking mechanisms on the enclosures.
Figures 11 and 12. Small Metal Enclosures; Observed January 21, 2026

Underneath is a picture of a metal cage that is 4 feet 3 inches wide by 4 feet 3 inches long, and 7 feet 9 inches high. The cage itself is placed on a tiny spot of fake turf, and then surrounded by another chainlink fence with razor wire on top. The cage is covered by a roof, but it's entirely exposed to the outside otherwise, meaning mosquitos and no air conditioning.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What did Ed Sheeran think was going to happen? Macklemore has been on the Free Palestine beat for years
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
before i read up on what flock is capable of i knew it was scary, but once i read reporting on exactly what cops are able to see and what information its able to parse from very little input, it genuinely became terrifying that this is in every corner of the country
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026
Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hacked by a moth.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is it just us, or does EVERY casino have that one employee who keeps being questioned by police about the car they pulled out of the quarry?
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3439 gives a wake-up call
Two bunnies look over the side of an old bridge at twilight. Underneath them, clinging to the underside of the bridge, a bunch of bats have just awakened, and one spreads its wings. It is just after sunset.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Back to the classics
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-in…
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Trump White House has a plan to deal with the Houthis capturing more Red Sea coast, increasing their threat to shipping, thereby further squeezing the global energy supply: Lie about it. This is marginally better than dropping a bunch of bombs, achieving less than nothing, then lying about it.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible
hunter biden laptop coin scam crashed immediately
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My guiding moonlight...
Kirby and the Moonlight Greatsword
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lmao the Malibu City Geologist is out here on Bluesky explaining Nic Cage’s sinkhole
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/09/2026
Black text on white page that reads:

In 1882, 10,000 workers marched up Broadway in the first-ever Labor Day parade. Led by democratic socialists and organized by New York’s unions, they rallied the movement that went on to win us weekends, safety standards, overtime pay, a minimum wage, and social security.

None of those victories were guaranteed. And none are permanent.

We created the first-in-the-nation Office of Worker Power to put the full weight of City Hall behind the people who keep New York running. On Labor Day, we honor the workers who came before us by fighting for the workers who come next.

Happy Labor Day, New York. The future of worker power is ours to build. Learn more at nyc.gov/workerpower.
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
diesel is closing in on a $6/gal national average as wholesale prices surge tonight 13c/gal with new attacks and threats. BUT the real story may be out West- California could blow past $8/gal, and some pumps aren't even built to display what could come next.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse theonion.com/health-speculations-sw…
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Truly, the despair captured in "I Can't Make You Love Me" could only be composed by someone who played for the Cincinnati Bengals
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bonnie Raitt's "I Can't Make You Love Me" was written by a d-lineman for the Cincinnati Bengals
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