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Andrew Made of MEAT

@formaldehydefce.bsky.social
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Black Bisexual Horror/Weird Fiction writer | Voodoonauts Fellow 2024 | Alpha Workshop Instructor | Editor @SalonSinister.com | Writing in Ghoulish Tales (2026), Afropunk, and The Black Youth Project | *NO AI* | Insomniac | Mirror ghost | they/he 💀

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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've ridden my bike to work for the last two days, and even though I feel like I'm gonna die the entire way there and back because cycle infrastructure is abysmal, I cannot recommend it enough
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DongWon Song @dongwon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello. I am widening my submissions categories to include: - Epic Fantasy - Space Opera - Near Future/High Concept SF - Horror Details here: www.dongwonsong.com/submission-g...
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Submission Guidelines — DongWon Song
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's just me and my cursed amulet crackling with necromantic energy against the world
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just had this memory of being a kid and thinking "I bet adults play spin the bottle all the time".
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We live in an increasingly isolationist culture that encourages you to be emotionally stunted. Books and stories should be about experiencing minds different from yours. They should expand your empathy and emotional intelligence. But that doesn't happen if the reaction is constantly this:
Scroll of Truth meme, final panel where the adventurer throws the scroll in disgust because they did not like the truth
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried being normal about RESIDENT EVIL today and it hurt real bad so I won't be doing that again
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ugh I can't wait for my funeral. I'm gonna look SO snatched
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I used to hate washing, drying, and folding laundry, but lately it's been the only time I've known peace. The remainder of the time I'm clawing at the unyielding walls of my enclosure until my fingernails fall off.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I ever create shareholder value, just know that it was an accident--a mistake in my neverending quest to kill all shareholders
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/09/2026
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best part about Resident Evil is that the scenes were properly lit. I didn't know that was still allowed. The second best part was everything else because damn, that was fun. I deeply love and care for Bryan, my sweet babygirl 🫰🏾⛱️
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is solarpunk art
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
full frontal???
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The record I ordered is being delivered via FedEx, so I can safely assume it'll arrive in one million pieces
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Edit of a Simpsons meme showing how sad and lonely Millhouse's Dad Kirk is while Homer can't understand because he is not sad and lonely.
Kirk: I generate ideas in a car bed
Homer: I have my own ideas in a bed with my wife
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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Noor Lovelace @noorlovelace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[smashes a table clean in half with my bare hands] THEN WHY DO I PAY $450 FOR ELECTRICITY PER MONTH IN AN APARTMENT WHEN THE SOLUTION IS RIGHT! THERE! [pterodactyl screech of capitalism] ✨✨none of this has to be this way✨✨
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 20/09/2026
still from the end of the musical number in the monorail episode of The Simpsons but instead of "Monorail!" they're all singing "Omelas!"
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*something insurmountably terrible happens* "I'm the horniest I've ever been in my entire life."
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An older woman on a walk looked at me today and said, "don't you look nice", and I almost started sobbing
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thinking about getting into flatlining
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope the ominous green orb they gave the pope kills us all instantly
Men in suits outside the Vatican presenting the pope with what can only be described as a "Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern-esque" orb. He looks confused, as he should.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the care more about property than ppl.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not a single lie was told
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
True Life: I Developed Pee Shyness Later In Life
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of those videos where the kid solves a rubik's cube in 6 seconds but it's me solving the lament configuration because I think the pain dimension is officially the less painful option at this point
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My job is really stupid but my coworkers are the shit because what do you mean this man brought me tiramisu!? 😭
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hear me out
The strange pig-nosed nurse person from The Twilight Zone episode "Eye of the Beholder"
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lmfao get rekt you sniveling little chud
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you don't fucking read, the government wins. They don't want you knowledgeable. They want you stupid and easy to control. I see too many people that are PROUD of not reading. "I haven't read a book in years! Tee hee!" It's not cute. Wishbone and LeVar Burton are ashamed of you.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You should enter to win this book. It's fabulous. One of the best collections I've read recently!
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No thank you ✌🏾
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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Akela Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is adorable
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
A little boy with a bowl cut stands next to a large man with red hair and a red shirt. They are both of a different animation style. The little boy is Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. The large man is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.
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Noor Lovelace @noorlovelace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This goes so hard
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Could the new world struggle to be born a little faster. These monsters are killing me. Get born, dipshit
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rewatching "It" (2017) and not to victim blame but Georgie was fucking nuts for giving that particular sewer clown the time of day. I would have kicked gravel in his face before he said a single word to me. Just fuckin look at the guy!
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People that can do slackline tricks think they're so fucking cool and they're right that shit is tight
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Tamra Bonvillain @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Very disheartening to see more and more Dem politicians lean into anti trans positions and when trans people say "man, this sucks" they get swarmed by people yelling at them for handing elections to the GOP. Wish they had that energy for the politicians.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A certain point so many things got recalled that I stopped paying attention so now I'm just eating whatever and hoping for the best
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My main takeaway from my time as a Facebook moderator was all their weird nipple rules. Their nipple governing body really worked overtime. My other takeaway was lifelong trauma, but if I posted about that I wouldn't get to write the words "nipple governing body".
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