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Andrew Made of MEAT

@formaldehydefce.bsky.social
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Black Bisexual Horror/Weird Fiction writer | Voodoonauts Fellow 2024 | Alpha Workshop Instructor | Editor @SalonSinister.com | Writing in Ghoulish Tales (2026), Afropunk, and The Black Youth Project | *NO AI* | Insomniac | Mirror ghost | they/he 💀

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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There aren't nearly enough t-shirts designs featuring Cordelia from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", which is strange because she's the best character
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The Mole" did this and it absolutely ripped
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think that sounds way more fun ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish shows like "The Traitors" had alternate edits you could watch where you didn't learn who the traitors were. You could play along at home and be in the dark and try and figure it out.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn this movie sucks out loud. The casting is honestly really good, but the writers just said, "let's get rid of the story that everyone liked and replace it with a boring one filled with 'Final Destination'-esque mousetrap deaths instead."
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is there a movie you actively dislike but you occasionally put it on because you REALLY like one performance? Because that's the netflix "Death Note" for me. I wish it had been a good movie, because Willem Dafoe ate that shit up.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Restless legs IG: @nicokokartinspiration Heemskerk, Netherlands www.instagram.com/nicokokartin...
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are both infinite and running out of time
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay but skeletons aren't actually scary, right? Am I crazy?
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I actually don't understand how people can drink energy drinks, let alone multiple energy drinks in one day. I want to rip my skin off and I had ONE.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
9 days of 10+ hour shifts has me wanting to go into the men's restroom and violently rattle the door of an occupied cubicle just to feel something.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd like to put it back on but I'm not married to that
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What useless superpower do you wish you had? I wish I could make my head fall off my body on demand
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tired in a way they would have written folktales about
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's still tiiiiime. Mine is just a regular bike, but it's nice to wake up and immediately exercise? Sets a good tone for the day
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've ridden my bike to work for the last two days, and even though I feel like I'm gonna die the entire way there and back because cycle infrastructure is abysmal, I cannot recommend it enough
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DongWon Song @dongwon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello. I am widening my submissions categories to include: - Epic Fantasy - Space Opera - Near Future/High Concept SF - Horror Details here: www.dongwonsong.com/submission-g...
dongwonsong.com
Submission Guidelines — DongWon Song
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's just me and my cursed amulet crackling with necromantic energy against the world
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And like, maybe we should
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just had this memory of being a kid and thinking "I bet adults play spin the bottle all the time".
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We live in an increasingly isolationist culture that encourages you to be emotionally stunted. Books and stories should be about experiencing minds different from yours. They should expand your empathy and emotional intelligence. But that doesn't happen if the reaction is constantly this:
Scroll of Truth meme, final panel where the adventurer throws the scroll in disgust because they did not like the truth
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried being normal about RESIDENT EVIL today and it hurt real bad so I won't be doing that again
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ugh I can't wait for my funeral. I'm gonna look SO snatched
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I used to hate washing, drying, and folding laundry, but lately it's been the only time I've known peace. The remainder of the time I'm clawing at the unyielding walls of my enclosure until my fingernails fall off.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I ever create shareholder value, just know that it was an accident--a mistake in my neverending quest to kill all shareholders
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/09/2026
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best part about Resident Evil is that the scenes were properly lit. I didn't know that was still allowed. The second best part was everything else because damn, that was fun. I deeply love and care for Bryan, my sweet babygirl 🫰🏾⛱️
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is solarpunk art
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
full frontal???
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The record I ordered is being delivered via FedEx, so I can safely assume it'll arrive in one million pieces
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Edit of a Simpsons meme showing how sad and lonely Millhouse's Dad Kirk is while Homer can't understand because he is not sad and lonely.
Kirk: I generate ideas in a car bed
Homer: I have my own ideas in a bed with my wife
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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Noor Lovelace @noorlovelace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[smashes a table clean in half with my bare hands] THEN WHY DO I PAY $450 FOR ELECTRICITY PER MONTH IN AN APARTMENT WHEN THE SOLUTION IS RIGHT! THERE! [pterodactyl screech of capitalism] ✨✨none of this has to be this way✨✨
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 20/09/2026
still from the end of the musical number in the monorail episode of The Simpsons but instead of "Monorail!" they're all singing "Omelas!"
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love existing within the meat.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*something insurmountably terrible happens* "I'm the horniest I've ever been in my entire life."
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love you too! A second thread has been added to what I'm holding on by!
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An older woman on a walk looked at me today and said, "don't you look nice", and I almost started sobbing
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thinking about getting into flatlining
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rightfully so. I would have the same face, I fear.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope the ominous green orb they gave the pope kills us all instantly
Men in suits outside the Vatican presenting the pope with what can only be described as a "Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern-esque" orb. He looks confused, as he should.
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
the care more about property than ppl.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not a single lie was told
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
True Life: I Developed Pee Shyness Later In Life
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hell Priest: We've put glass in an IV and inserted- Me: Heard it.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of those videos where the kid solves a rubik's cube in 6 seconds but it's me solving the lament configuration because I think the pain dimension is officially the less painful option at this point
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My job is really stupid but my coworkers are the shit because what do you mean this man brought me tiramisu!? 😭
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