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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes

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“The best way to describe Joe DiMaggio is he was a penis with a man hanging on it.” -HoF’er Pete Rose

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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 6h
Christian Walker is going to give the fans a stern talking to after his 0-4 game tonight
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 9h
Already 4-0 White Sox? Why would the Astros fans do this?
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 9h
Hunter’s about to cry. I feel bad for him. #Astros
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 9h
Make sure you cheer loud if the Astros ever get out of this inning so that Christian Walker doesn’t get butthurt and whine to reporters
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 9h
I gotta say this season was more fun than last year. I hope we have a next year. I don’t do football but maybe Rockets? #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 11h
What’s up with that right field corner in ATL, has it always been like that? I don’t remember it from 2021. Maybe I blocked it out. #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 11h
Bennett Sousa has apologized to Astros fans. Unfortunately the apology came out of his hand at 92, missed arm-side by three feet, and went directly to the backstop. #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 12h
I want to wish a very happy Male Loneliness Epidemic for B. Sousa.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 13h
I’ve decided to pay only the portion of my taxes that won’t go toward supporting Bennett Sousa. #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 13h
Bennett Sousa calling #Astros fans spoiled after putting up a 6.00 ERA and uncorking two wild pitches in the WC series is precisely why farmers used to nail a dead crow to the barn. Sometimes the harvest goes bad and you need everybody to understand which crow did it.
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Duchess of Doom @kilagreene.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
It’s too bad the #Astros have home field disadvantage in this series.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 14h
Just came out. Give it an hour, but then what’re you bringing to lunch? #Astros
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 14h
I need someone to contact the Astros for me. I can be in town by game time and will hit or walk just as many if not more White Sox batters than the existing staff. I will set the MLB record for intentionally hit batsman in a single inning
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 14h
Abolish the DH and you’ve got my vote for commish. #Astros
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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And now you’re burning Abreu in a game you’re losing by 4 runs Espada is managing the Wild Card series like a child playing a video game And he’s not very good at that video game #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 15h
Sousa ain’t man enough to come say it to my face at the Torchy’s on Bissonnet I know that much. #Astros
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Russ99 @russ99a.bsky.social · 16h
Also we expect some level of postseason competence, those boos were deserved. Maybe raise your games than bitch about fans who expect better.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 17h
Reading about Sousa of all players criticizing HOU fans for not showing up for a bullpen game at 4 pm on a Tuesday after the team went 81-81 is just absolutely de lujo insane. #Astros
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Machado and Kershaw just hugged each other because despite the Dodgers/Padres rivalry, they can still bond over their shared love of Donald Trump.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
0-6 with RISP #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you knew Hendrickson made this team you’re lying #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is still on the table.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does my Creator want me to watch the White Sox dump on my team for the length of my life. #Astros
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Call me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I volunteer Bryan King for Elon Musk's first sojourn to Mars. #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well if we can’t get it done in that situation, gonna be tough to get the W. We get two more after this. #Astros
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Believe it or not, I’m a practicing Catholic. I put in a good word with YahooWahoo. We’ll be fine. #Astros
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Breathin' Orange Fire @orangefire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got anxious hoping they'd get to the playoffs because it would offer something positive in an otherwise dreary season. Now that we're here, the playoffs are all langniappe. Fuck it, we ball.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Build the Ullola statue on top of the King urinal. #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I ever post this, call the police.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“The bullpen game will be fine, who needs a starter, Hunter needs rest.” #Astros
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Clown Transformation Meme
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loser shit, aka Arlingtonese. #Astros
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did the Houston Astros cheat at baseball? Sadly we will never know, because nobody ever wants to talk about it or brings it up ever.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So … “Strokin’” What’s this all about? What’s going on here.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
72nd anniversary of The Catch. Great day for the #Astros to sage the playoffs and be rid of a certain 2005 bugaboo.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a sidenote, a syndicated, rave review of the Chicken Grill published in March 2000 included this bizarre aside: "This is a far cry from the humdrum, assembly line pizzas delivered in America by a kid named Todd with green hair and a spike in his tongue, who never has the correct change."
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Astros dropping a few draft spots is no biggie. I looked at HoF inductions since 2000. The average draft position of those players is 125. For every CC Sabathia (#20) there’s a John Smoltz (#574). It’s a dumb analogy to say “dropping a few spots probably won’t mean serious harm.”
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Dustin Nguyen @allweareis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just saw scott tweet something that said jose altuve has played in more postseason games than 18 mlb teams have in their entire history
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rizzo made a good point about #Astros being built for short series.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=e67T... I’m glad Dusty got to be there. You know he was rocking out. Also, rare for Jerry to be in such fine voice.
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FLA@SF: Grateful Dead perform national anthem
YouTube video by MLB
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna lose my shit tomorrow if I see Joe Crede, Scott Podsednik, AJ Pierzynski, or Mark Buehrle
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like this. Blubaugh has worked in all nine innings. In fact, he’s entered the game in all nine. He’s ready. He’s already a Swiss Army knife. Let’s go. #Astros
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I get it, but short rest in a year where he had shoulder issues worries me
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Astros
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Pedro Pascal Laughing and Crying Meme
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tom McCarthy’s voice gives me flop sweat diarrhea. What do. Mute it? #Astros
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think watching Charlie Kirk get merc’d about three times a month is good for my soul. But I do it anyway. “Char-lay!”
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bluesky is never beating the allegations, etc.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Astros Great story.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, sowing: ha ha fuck yeah this rules Me, reaping: wow wtf I hate this
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
i've seen enough, the astros are winning the AL west
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