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The old man is still tryin' to ball out. Love you forever, Jose Altuve. #Astros

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I am forever grateful for the incredible run from 2015-2023 by the #Astros. If it is to end this way, the ignominy puts a black mark on it for me.

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Why the fuck are these yahoos talking about 7 from Brown? Dude has thrown 7 innings, what, 8-10 times in his career? #Astros

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Spence missed the cutoff man, Yainer cant keep the ball in front of him and Brown didnt back him up. Tell me why we fans are supposed to be supportive of professionals who play like amateurs. #Astros

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Stone calling that a tough play at third is some serious nonsense. #Astros mailing it in, so far. Becoming more and more pissed they didn't break this team up in July.

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Shameless man steals hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars while heading the largest hospital system in the country, gets off scot-free with a golden parachute and now pretends he does not know how private health insurance works.

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My ass is hanging out there for you to paddle, Yainer...

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Will they believe it now? Miguel Ullola's future has been in the bullpen at least since mid-2025. It was wasteful to continue to try to make him a starter. #Astros

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I volunteer Bryan King for Elon Musk's first sojourn to Mars. #Astros

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After T1 where the Pale Hose made us work, the hacktacular #Astros offense goes down on 10 pitches.

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3 free passes and 32 pitches thrown, but only 1 run allowed. The #Astros got off easy.

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Hate it, but that was a great AB by Antonacci.

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Big Daddy Crane is praying for a late-arriving crowd today. The stands look pathetically empty. #Astros

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I have dogged Taylor Trammell and Yainer Diaz most of the season, and I would like them to provide me with my comeuppance today. I can take it for the team. #Astros

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Call me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

$40K/yr to attend the private Alpha School in Austin. There is no independent verification of results and Linda McMahon isn't qualified to judge. Alpha was allowed to operate a charter school in Arizona, meaning student performance was scrutinized, and the results were far below state average.

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Paxton did not offer him a plea bargain of 60 days in jail, it was the judge, appalled by Paxton's one day plea bargain, who insisted on 60 days. Hoffman did not serve the full 60 days. He served 30. Ken Paxton is bad at his job and a liar.

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Call me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On Tuesday, Jose Altuve will play in his 106th postseason game. Only 11 non-Astros franchises have played in more. Ex. The Cincinnati Reds have been around for 145 seasons. They have played in 99 playoff games.

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Call me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This may be a new addition to the family after nearly 3 years without a fur baby. Name suggestions?

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Call me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mom survived surgery and the #Astros inexplicably are looking like they'll make the playoffs. Seems like a good day.

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"Sark spending more time with the offense is not paying dividends." - Captain Obvious. #Longhorns

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Last half inning for me. I gotta be in Austin at 6am. Would prefer the offense wakes up before I go to sleep. #Astros

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On a night the #Astros really need their ace to go at least 6, we're gonna be lucky if we get 5.

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Call me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mall Cops lose, 10-2. Magic # is 2. #Astros

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It will never happen. Paxton has the charm of the Ebola virus and wit of soggy gym socks.

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Call me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#Everton will be deducted 10 points this season. Decision pending on further deductions in coming seasons.

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Call me Nash @callmenash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For fun, a comparison of opportunity this season between Alonso v Alvarez (the first largely a funtion of the former batting 3/4 and the latter 2 in the lineup): PA w/men on: Alonso +37 BB w/men on: Alvarez +34 IBB w/men on: Alvarez +25 Steep hill for Yordan to pass Pete in RBI. Imma hope. #Astros

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OK, #Astros friends. Get 'em across the finish line ahead of the Kareners tonight. I have a 4+ hour drive to an early AM meeting tomorrow. Counting on y'all. 😃

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Fighting for a division title, we're throwing out a parade of AAAA pitchers. Gives me sadz. #Astros

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Somebody ask the whiny-ass Mall Cops if the Kareners are trying to win the ballgame. #Astros

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We are going to be lucky to get out of this with the lead. Pecko ain't it. #Astros

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I'd pay a very good sum of money to see video of Yordan calling out his teammates for being lollygaggers last Sunday. #Astros

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Thru 2, Ethan Pecko has thrown 26 pitches and not gotten a single whiff from a Karener. #Astros

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Our old pal Cionel Perez finished off the Mall Cops in B9. Mets 7, Arlingtons 2. #Astros

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Brett Baty just hit a pinch-hit grand slam in T9 at S. Oklahoma Cheap Home Depot Grill Park. The Mets lead 7-2. #Astros

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Watching the new Slow Horses and my wife just said that whenever she sees Jackson Lamb/Gary Oldman she needs a long shower.

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This is one of my professions. The number of mortgage lenders and Realtors who voted for Trump because he was going to "lower Biden's rates" is massive and it almost perfectly dovetails with their Evangelical Christofascism. Works my last nerve.

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Many old football coaches, Republican elected officials, and evangelical preachers are dumber than fence posts. Just keepin' it real.

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Russia or North Korea seems appropriate.

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