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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 17h

The scene in Raising Arizona where John Goodman breaks out of prison by bursting, screaming, out of a muddy hole in the ground. I didn’t know what was happening I was 5 And I was terrified

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 19h

Trump said the Iran war is over But they just got us to withdraw all 12 B-1 bombers from a base in the UK So it seems like maybe not over at all? And we aren’t just pushing them around as much as Trump claims?

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 20h

Another egregious fucking hold by Vegas They’re officially not calling ANYTHING in this game #Chiefs

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 20h

Chiefs d lineman totally fucking tackled No call This is ridiculous

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 20h

Kelce being held Worthy interfered with No call Again Of course #Chiefs

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 20h

That Raiders TD made possible by uncalled offensive holds and a defensive hold that isn’t any more egregious than what the Raiders are doing on every play. This officiating is fucked. #Chiefs

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 20h

ESPN: “Tyquan Thorton carted off with apparent leg injury” I know there are some things they just do in journalism but we don’t have to guess on that. Nothing “apparent” about it. We saw what the injury was. #Chiefs

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Dan Treacy @dantreacy13.bsky.social · 20h

The Raiders took out the Chiefs deep threat for the year with an illegal tackle. Some how “half the distance to the goal” doesn’t seem to cut it. #NFL #Chiefs #Raiders

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 20h

Horrific injury for Tyquan Thornton. I wish I hadn’t seen that. Holy crap that was awful. #Chiefs

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 21h

Chiefs defense has been bad. No excuses. But there is a distinct and noticeable difference between the defense the refs are letting the Chiefs play, and the defense they’re letting the Raiders play

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 22h

Bowers was being held ALMOST as much as Kelce was in the end zone Multiple egregious holds and PIs not called on the Raiders but they get a gift at end of the half. #Chiefs

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 23h

Well that was super embarrassing for the Chiefs defense.

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 23h

Ken Paxton running all these ads about how he’s cracked down on human trafficking and illicit websites even though he’s campaigning next to the dude who is hiding the Epstein files and pardoned Ross Ulbricht Would love to see Paxton answer for this in a debate. But he won’t.

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 23h

Cowboys left too much time again. This is not gonna go their way

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The propaganda and disconnect from reality is STAGGERING

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This moronic, Nazi defending is why you NEVER have to give Tucker Carlson credit for anything. Simultaneously telling a Brit they have no sovereignty bc of US troops AND that they’d have been better off just submitting to Nazi rule is so gross and stupid

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

John Husted sucks and the Republican Party is fundamentally broken It’s CRAZY that Gruden could write the emails he wrote and still have anyone treat him like his voice is important, respected, or respectable www.daytondailynews.com/tncms/asset/...

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Former NFL coach Jon Gruden throws support to Husted during Trump campaign speech

Former NFL and Super Bowl-winning coach Jon Gruden gave his support to U.S. Sen. Jon Husted Saturday, Oct. 3, during a surprise visit at the President Donald Trump campaign rally.

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Russia GDP: $2.6 trillion British GDP: $4.26 trillion British economy is bigger that Russia’s. It’s not close. And it’s laughable to claim there are other ways to measure an economy. Like what??

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Enjoy this video of Vivek trying to pick up a child for some reason, and then publicly fat shaming them

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trump’s supposed to be talking about jobs in Ohio Ends up talking about his aspirin regimen and calling a fictional doctor a son of a bitch No, his mental competence isn’t an issue. Why would you even ask?

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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

James Talarico’s new ad is hilarious. 😂 Also be sure to call! Because that’s literally the best part. 1 (844) WHOS-KEN (1-844-946-7536)

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump saying this for the second day in a row People can’t afford homes, gas, or groceries and this dude is telling fictional stories about Talarico not being able to stomach BBQ What a pathetic, sad, deluded, corrupt dufus

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Northwestern’s trying to convince us all that Colorado getting smoked wasn’t as embarrassing as we thought

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING WSJ: The Trump Justice Department is reviewing whether the special prosecutor's office that investigated Watergate committed misconduct. A revisionist historian went to DOJ HQ to present his case that Richard Nixon and his associates weren't treated fairly.

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Exclusive | Decades After Watergate, Justice Department Reviews Whether Nixon Got a Raw Deal

A revisionist historian went to the DOJ headquarters to present his case that the former president and his associates weren’t treated fairly.

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bad enough these guys think corporations are people, now they wanna lobby religious leaders to convince them machines have souls? What??

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And my Oklahoma COVID rally only killed one former presidential candidate. Pretty solid

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Aaron Rodgers and DeShaun Watson. It’s like the NFL scheduled this game just so BlueSky could spend a while night asking if there’s a way for both these cretins to lose

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t know if the Braves have the pitching for a deep playoff run but I really would not want to face this lineup

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump thinks the only thing that makes America great is him He thinks America under anyone else is fucking garbage How did anyone ever convince themselves this was patriotic? Nobody trashes America more than Trump does

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Astros could have used Dubon’s infield defense this year

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hunter Brown sitting at home feeling Aaron Nola’s pain #Astros 🚀 #Phillies 🐎 #Braves

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Differ on outcome of 2020 election” Part of the reason we’re here is that journalism was SO invested in neutral reporting that they refuse to call out 🦇💩 nonsense even when it is a basic, verifiable fact.

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The super duper tippy top secret program they keep posting videos of on social media? A top priority for the next Dem administration NEEDS to be ensuring people go to jail for this stuff

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pete Hegseth wouldn’t make the cut for Stanley Kubrick’s war room cast because his performance as a deranged lunatic is too on the nose

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Joe Espada, the man that Chandler Rome and his ilk would have us believe was the secret genius behind the Astros success under AJ Hinch and Dusty Baker, is 256-229 overall. 0-4 in the playoffs. And has seen the Astros get progressively worse every year of his reign.

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Astros top offseason needs: GM Head coach Entirely new outfield Entirely new pitching rotation Replace Yainer Diaz

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 30/09/2026

Apropos of nothing, back in July, I was in an elevator with Jose Altuve. This man, who has played in more postseason games than 18 major league franchises, was wearing a “Tuve all day” baseball cap and was two inches shorter than me. It’s honestly wild to wrap your brain around.

chron.com

Astros’ icon will pass entire Mets franchise on wild postseason list

The beloved Houston figure will make postseason history in his next game against the Chicago White Sox.

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m done. Don’t even care if they comeback. See y’all next year if this dipshit owner can finally hire a competent GM, manager, and coaches

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Firing Espada would be a fun 7th inning stretch activity to get the fans back in the game #Astros

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nick Allen. Defensive specialist who can’t play defense What a clown ass team construction #Astros

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Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Flyball pitcher on the mound Yordan in left field Espada is a total dipshit manager #Astros

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wow, Liberty *and* Hillsdale? It's practically a who's who of fuck that.

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