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Flukeman

@flukeman.bsky.social
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Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter. He/him. SoCal native now mostly found searching for a decent burrito in or around Raleigh. Cat dad to a horrid cat son. Go Dodgers.

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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
update:
static.klipy.com
Beef Smell
Alt: I smell like beef
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sous vide was a great investment
Two plates with beautiful strip steaks, baked potatoes, and spinach salad
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh my god (source: www.instagram.com/reel/DdL76P3...)
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How does this even happen?
White Lincoln sedan with a badge spelled “LINCON”
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“We must secure the existence of our distro and a future for opinionated dotfiles”
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was lucky enough to witness this in person!
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Doctor Strange: We Are In The Endgame Now
Alt: Doctor Strange: We Are In The Endgame Now
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They just put one of these on a bike path near me, obviously to record all the bike license plates that pass by
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
oh
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me when I've gone down a PDF hole
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The sickos yes guy saying “damn even by my standards this is deeply fucked up”
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Might be the best chocolate confection I’ve ever had
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh my GOD
TRADER JOE'S Dark Chocolate Bark with pistachios, dried jalapeños & sea salt
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There he is
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Airplane ears alert
Now Bob (still a gray tabby cat) is laying his head on his paw and his ears are in airplane mode
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Airplane ears alert
Now Bob (still a gray tabby cat) is laying his head on his paw and his ears are in airplane mode
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Extreme closeup of Bob, a very cute dilute gray tabby cat with green eyes and a pink nose
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Garth-Gasu ガース in日本語 @gasugasu1984.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
'do I have a dream' ..................... 'wouldn't that be nice' it sure would Sam
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Looking forward to the inevitable prestige documentary about this whole mishegoss
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Update: maybe not
Gray tabby cat rolling around on his back in the sun like a goober
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We’re seizing the day or some nonsense like that
Gray tabby cat squinting in the sun on a wood floor
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Incredible scenes on the drive home today
The rear of a teal Ford Taurus station wagon with a North Carolina license plate and a dog kennel visible inside. The car features several dog-themed bumper stickers that read: On the 8th Day God Created French Bulldogs, On the 8th Day God Created Whippets, It Takes a Lot of Liver to Make a Champion, A Well-Balanced Dog Has a Title at Both Ends, and Old Dog Trainers Never Die - They Just Drop on Recall.
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh boy!
Steam Controller box
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Incredible scenes on the drive home today
The rear of a teal Ford Taurus station wagon with a North Carolina license plate and a dog kennel visible inside. The car features several dog-themed bumper stickers that read: On the 8th Day God Created French Bulldogs, On the 8th Day God Created Whippets, It Takes a Lot of Liver to Make a Champion, A Well-Balanced Dog Has a Title at Both Ends, and Old Dog Trainers Never Die - They Just Drop on Recall.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Few people ever find a niche passion that intersects with a niche talent and at an age when they’re unapologetic about both. Before the world says “you should be embarrassed.” He’s gonna end up being a world renowned ornithological researcher or educator.
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
KIA RIO UTE 🫡
A matte grey Kia Rio modified into a ute with a massive black spoiler and wide tires on a North Carolina street. Looks like it’s at least 50% bondo and primer by volume.
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
KIA RIO UTE 🫡
A matte grey Kia Rio modified into a ute with a massive black spoiler and wide tires on a North Carolina street. Looks like it’s at least 50% bondo and primer by volume.
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ladies and gents, the Ferrari Afeela
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
wow
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
White people would rather fart than go to therapy
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Dedra Meero looking absolutely aghast at her phone
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@skywatch.blue You might consider adding @blockedforthispost.bsky.social to an allowlist so it doesn't keep getting labeled as inauthentic fundraising
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Dylynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @dylynn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Saw this decal on a utility worker truck that goes so unbelievably hard
Picture is of a dodge ram with a black decal sticker that is a reference to the American troops raising the flag at Iwojima but instead is a bunch of utility workers raising a power line pole Picture is of a dodge ram with a black decal sticker that is a reference to the American troops raising the flag at Iwojima but instead is a bunch of utility workers raising a power line pole
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This was the first movie I ever streamed on Netflix during the super janky PC-only early beta
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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
May the 5th be with you too
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 05/05/2026
The man who blew up a nuclear power station and disappeared
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The man who blew up a nuclear power station and disappeared
The long read: In December 1982, South African Rodney Wilkinson walked four bombs into Koeberg power station – the crown jewel of the apartheid state – pulled the pins and then left on his bicycle. How did he do it?
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Paws with us for a moment
A grey tabby cat lies sleeping on its side on a green and white gridded blanket, with its front paws stretched forward toward the viewer.
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
To paint the picture a bit more: The principal had a paddle hanging on his office wall, which some parents had given him written permission to use. Every day we pledged allegiance not just to the American flag, but to the Christian flag, the bible, and the holy spirit.
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tiny lore drop: I went to a Christian elementary school, and they gave us the Scholastic book fair order flyers with all of the Goosebumps and similar books crossed out so we couldn't order anything that would corrupt us
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Goddammit Pluto TV stop showing me this shit
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
These very real, not at all AI generated people are definitely gonna help seniors get $1200 in groceries and certainly would never scam anyone
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
How can you not be in awe of the english language
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/04/2026
yeah, so two things. first, i have been saying for some time that *this* is the message. and that it is a broad one that can fit a large number of concerns. and second, this dude has the juice.
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Nathaniel William Horadam @horadam.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
1. I wouldn't take at face value anything a candidate up for reelection says about his future plans for a higher office. 2. He's running. 3. He's going to win. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnj-...
youtube.com
This Is Why Things Don't Work For Ordinary People
YouTube video by Jon Ossoff
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
@techconnectify.bsky.social any chance you'd be willing to share your carefully curated collection of notification sounds?
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