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Flukeman

@flukeman.bsky.social
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Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter. He/him. SoCal native now mostly found searching for a decent burrito in or around Raleigh. Cat dad to a horrid cat son. Go Dodgers.

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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 1h
tucker carlson too, I’d bet :(
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 22h
got my fuckin ass
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Likely considers Hario for coffee equipment
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Brews specialty coffee at home
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Systematically building smart home ecosystem
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Builds and manages smart home system
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Invested in the Apple ecosystem
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Favors Skechers for comfortable footwear
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Likely has an outdoor space
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Likely has a home workout setup
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Has 2 adults
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Collects physical 4K moviesInterests & Hobbies
Builds or upgrades computers
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Favors physical media over digital
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Likely has a home desk/computer setup
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
let’s also make it cash only, and they’re not allowed to have an ATM on site
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
cobra dane even more ominous
Cobra Dane phased array radar - it’s a big dark colored monolith with one angled face with a lighter colored pixelated circle. A couple of soldiers walk along a security fence in the foreground.
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😬
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had to scroll down too far to find this correct take on grape nuts We cannot help but stan a cereal with the density of a neutron star
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back when Google was trying to make Bard a thing I tried gaslighting it that its name was actually Brad and it started acting really frustrated with me
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be
winnie the pooh heffalumps and woozles song
YouTube video by swingmaster
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Its accursed beveled eyes look exactly like the questionable blueberries that you’ll put in a smoothie but would never dare eat on their own
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus drinking wine on the beach, looking aghast at this post on his phone
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Revolvers are more reliable
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Specifically the whole “you can worry about lot less about over penetration” with a shotgun for home defense idea Maybe with birdshot I guess
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah why don’t we also make the experience of receiving new checks and credit cards a unique and memorable experience starting with the envelope
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’re absolutely right - that one’s on me.
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn, Raleigh’s cooking
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its going to be okay but its going to be different - yellow lab sitting in a mostly submerged lawn chair with a can of beer
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s literally a single family of models that might give you those answers, and it’s the one built to reflect the views of its shithead space nazi owner
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unfortunately most of the local “wrong goddamn rec rooms” are in the process of being reclaimed by the sea
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think that’ll hold a key but it might fit an ounce or so
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s true - and I did really enjoy a couple of Panny Lumix cameras back in the day…
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
brb while I look at rx100 prices again…
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d almost certainly stretch for the 6600 since it finally goes up to the bigger battery from the a7 line and upgrades the AF system significantly My work camera is an a7IV and Sony’s newer AF is *legit*
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dammit now I’m looking at used camera bodies and realizing I can get a a6500 or a6600 for ~$500-700 net after selling the a6000
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only thing I *really* wish it had is IBIS However, the amount of money I’d need to spend to get IBIS in a Sony APS-C is absolutely not justifiable for me
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have yet to be able to justify replacing my a6000
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tbh even if the frontier companies all go bankrupt tomorrow, a bunch of open weight models are already extremely useful and are being served by multiple companies very cheaply
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz: We Got One!
Alt: Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz: We Got One!
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when we moved from CA to NC it meant leaving the kindest and most trustworthy dentist my wife and I ever found, and we legitimately toyed with the idea of flying back to see him thankfully we eventually found another awesome dentist out here
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
considering the fact that this dentist is apparently not an outright fraud who pushes to do unnecessary and potentially harmful dental work for profit, there is unfortunately worse out there
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ಠ_ಠ
Screenshot from the video showing types of charts you can makeCropped way in on “sankey diagrams”
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah I eventually saw your “amerikkka” reply and that was on point
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
surprised there’s not a “USian” sprinkled in there somewhere
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I consider it to be a weird little guy that lives in the computer and that’s been a useful rubric for me
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you never forget your first
D-Link DMP-100 digital mp3 player in extremely early 2000s extremely cool packaging featuring young people wearing interesting sunglasses
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still miss my Rio Karma so much
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
an honest dentist is truly worth their weight in gold teeth
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah that’s liquor straight from the bottle time
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here, I clipped the good part
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
update:
static.klipy.com
Beef Smell
Alt: I smell like beef
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
polytoken would never
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sous vide was a great investment
Two plates with beautiful strip steaks, baked potatoes, and spinach salad
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Show me that can
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I scored a giant box of commercial TP during the worst of the covid shortages and got to drive around dropping off rolls to desperate friends Opening that box is the closest I’ve ever come to knowing the feeling of true wealth
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yep!
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Serious Eats pressure cooker chicken chile verde
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I knew it had to be something with terrible custom fiberglass work, and oh boy did it not disappoint
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Flukeman @flukeman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
oh my god (source: www.instagram.com/reel/DdL76P3...)
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