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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Today's big mystery is Am I The Asshole?

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

@hobjobgoblin.bsky.social you are a cinnamon bird

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Something I've found out about myself on day 2 of Inktober is that my attention span has been completed obliterated

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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

that time of year again! 🍂

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm a big fan of lurking, looming, scurrying, scrambling, skulking, skittering, scrabbling and clambering, but at the end of the day nothing beats a good scamper

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Once again ruminating on the horrors of what could have been instead of recognizing the little horror that was.

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ringa ringa roses @zyla.top · 28/09/2026

HEY IM BAWKIN HERE

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 27/09/2026

The worst part about twitter is there are a number of people who think they have to be active there who are left-leaning but have had their brains absolutely cooked by the site. You can't inundate yourself in exposure to that stuff without it having an impact on you.

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well folks, the numbers simply aren't there. They're putting me in a meat grinder on Tuesday. I guess a slurry is what customers want. It's been nice knowin' you!

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Emmaline (big tiddy) @sockart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The unifying theory of “fuck that guy”

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Public service announcement: if you draw a "bear" and I can't tell if it's Link from Legend of Zelda, in his 40's and with a gym membership, YOU HAVE NOT DRAWN A BEAR, YOU'VE DRAWN A DILF. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!

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Hikkora @hikkora.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Portobello the Grey, the greatest burglar amongst mushrooms, with his trusty companion, the Snapdragon

An illustration depicting an anthropomorphic mushroom running away from somewhere at a fairly brisk pace. It is holding a smiling snapdragon and has a tattered, patched sack of loot slung over its shoulder.

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hope things get better.

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I had a dream I came across the cabin of a serial killing witch that had passed away. Unfortunately I soon found myself hunted by her ghastly spectre.

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You want my phone number? More like my FOE NUMBER, GET IN LINE TO GET SERVED, SUCKER!!

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New mystery: what bug keeps biting me about the legs and feet as I sit on my couch

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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm unfortunately an expert at pissing my loved ones off #hobgoblinlife

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/09/2026

Amtrak didn’t tell us about this exposure, so heads up: if you took an Amtrak train last week through Chicago or anywhere on the Southwest Chief, Coast Starlight, or California Zephyr routes like we did, you may have been exposed to measles! Please let the train people in your life know about this

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

my baby is crawling on the ceiling and bellowing ancient curses at me, which essential oils will help

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why in Fuck would Appleflea's put the Extra Sauce for my Fettuccine Alfredo on the SIDE in a CUP WHY WOULDNT THEY PUT IT ON THE 𝑭𝑬𝑻𝑻𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑶?????

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The amount of vitamins I need to consume has increased

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Being a hobgoblin means I know the differences between xylophone, vibraphone, glockenspiel and marimba.

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: I'm hiring for this full-time job, must have a high school diploma or equivalent. Applicant 1: I'm still in high school :) give me job Applicant 2: can this be a part time job? I already have a part time job Applicant 3: you don't get a single detail about my life. Give me a job

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I can solve every locked-door mystery right now: Ghosts. Now pay me money.

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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Time of man over. It goblin time now.

a drawing of a goblin who is roaring, with their hands raised

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026

Share if you agree

Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There was a murder today. The victim? The very last fuck I could give

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm sorry for tampering with the crime scene, but how was I supposed to know the hoagie was the murder weapon??

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh shit, someone was murdered? That's kind of fucked up :/

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*standing over a body at a crime scene* I don't know officer, those fingers are weird. This could be AI.

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm going to grow an eccentric mustache and solve murder crimes

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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They call me Lightning Leg, not for electricity-based magics or super speed, but because a nerve in my thigh keeps shocking me.

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please.