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Franklinstein

@flopwizard.bsky.social
1.5K followers 576 following 21K posts

High Dexterity, High Intelligence, White Trash, Creed posting

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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 22h
Charles is a bitch.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Proud of him.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
75 minutes of me just walking around the office ripping ass.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[sopranos intro voice] "woke up this mornin', turned into a slug."
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As do you playboy
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
god this genuinely sounds like a banger of a Friday night for me after this shit ass of a week
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a cursed soccer club in the making
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what the fuck is this assholes name im coming to kick his ass
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He needs to know.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
banger
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
End of Oak Street was straight ass yes.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
goddamn, you nuked skip from space
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuckin buttholes how do they work
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[to the tune of duality by slipknot]:
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh shit this also works lmfao
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🔪𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙹 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚢🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 01/10/2026
Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards on September 11, 2024. there's a speech bubble below them.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think you speak for us all when you say this
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TOOK MY KIDS AND BLACKED MYEUEYYYES
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[to the tune of Hawthorne heights Ohio is for lovers] "she took my kids and blacked my eyes"
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that thing should burn in hell
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what did i do this time
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And then theres rainbow in the dark, man had fuckin BANGERS
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dog one of my favorite songs is the mob rules from the Dio run with Black Sabbath
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bro you're projecting, im just here for support
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It kind of sounds like you are finger blasting gills, why would you have brought it up if otherwise
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
.....what the fuck dillo
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
disgusting
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This hat is so fucking stupid and I love that I own one now
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm proud to announce that I will be going as Jamiroquai from the virtual insanity music video for Halloween
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We already have Miami Vice. It was directed by Michael Mann.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[to the tune of the ghostbusters theme] coffee makes me shit gooooood
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's all sticky now after the clean up
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck my fucking chungus life
a tall boy spilled into the cupholders of my Subaru
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what the fuck man
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
uwuber
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing Michael Mann's Manhunter (1986) "The Final Cut" at the local theater this weekend. Movies are so fucking back.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolute U N I T
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Snowblind is such a good fucking song. Black Sabbath Vol. 4 has nothing but bangers all the way through
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
put sugar in they gas tank
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IMPORTANT: A big ole ass should be sitting on my face
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a resident wizard, it's fucked up
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please kill all of us
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HES THE RHINESTONE COWBOY FOR A GODDAMN REASON
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's called investing in your future sweaty.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm 36 and i own 15 heating pads
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you don't fw Glen Campbell, you don't fw me
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paul Frieza can ban deez
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not give this man a platform
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
let Mamaw and papaw smoke weed, they've earned the right
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why would you say something so brave yet so controversial?
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