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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg guyssss ShitPosting is like totes my love language aren’t I so wacky 🤪
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His handle checks out. Definitely posting like a boy and definitely posting like he’s from Alberta. Bigoted little bitch boy
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky needs to understand how to hurt someone like Michael Tracey. He doesn’t care about anything other than eliciting negative attention online. Use the nuclear block to excise him like the pustule he is. That’s how you shut up a ghoul like that.
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It's not legal for someone to punch Michael Tracey in the mouth but I do think someone ought to do it anyway.
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rulesfollower.bsky.social @rulesfol... • 12h
Someone ought to make an actionable plan to remove Michael Tracey from society. Look, I believe in human rights, but he is lower than subhuman. I was once interviewed by him, and I can still smell the stench of his disgusting body.
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I am in a completely different state, and will in no way personally do this or try to make it happen, so it's in no way a
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re one busted election away from people falling to their death from first story windows
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It takes a certain level of refusal to introspect to be able to type those last eleven words unironically.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you can’t decide if your guilt-fueled cynicism about aid/charity or apathy towards Palestinians is a stronger force:
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Layla, you're American.
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V.XIII Fillmore @fillfriend48.bsky.so... • 3h
Hey man this is extremely weird behavior l think you may be thinking about @diplomatofnight.com too much to an unhealthy degree
King shit.
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We've wreaked generational damage on the
US, killed millions worldwide, & crucially killed countless Palestinian civilians by electing Trump & all because Joe Biden revealed certain folks fantasy-version of middle east relations weren't real.
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1ks, Layla!
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I don't drop into her comments the way she does mine, so I'd prefer you not snitchtag.
That's bad net-tiquette.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Bluesky is less annoying today Wife: Are you posting less
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Does He Know Paul Dano?
Alt: Does He Know Paul Dano?
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you definitely get the joke:
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This guys good
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man I’ll bet this shit slaps if you’re stupid
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will, unfortunately, no longer be able to offer an opinion on Nancy Mace nor can I be reached for comment on her situation.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol, lmao even
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it also looks like he stole his mustache off the guy behind him
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Says the kid so obsessed with maintaining the comfy liberalism he’s clearly enjoyed his whole life, that he’s willing to sacrifice a marginalized group’s human rights, and berate them while doing it.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/t5Ned... He’s appeared on Rogan and Kill Tony before which is a detractor, but damned if I don’t get a solid nugget of wisdom from most of his bits
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Having a kid is like... #jimmycarr #crowdwork #hecklers #standup #comedy
YouTube video by Jimmy Carr
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cool Suzy, let’s hand over your human rights so we can maintain our comfy liberalism. You certainly aren’t putting them to good use.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They have to vaguepost bc they can't speak plainly. They cant speak plainly bc they are defending some insane bullshit proposition that has no legal or moral or ethical or logical force. They defend this idiocy for various reasons. Some are insane. Some are just idiots. Some are virtue signaling
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You guys might call him a “shitlib grifter sloppily catering to the pool of mindless boomers on here” but he’s convinced me to start drinking again and I think that’s beautiful
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When asked about his least favorite player
Jim Leyland with a quote text box coming from his mouth.
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
____ __|__ | | | | | | | {<🐝~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | one large bee hits the north tower
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am literally willing to waste a limited amount of American money to see if I can actually get this
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s always two bald zionists saying exactlllyyyy
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Jason S @jasonswritings.bsky.social • 16m
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So unshowered.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is how I find out Tony Blair looks vaguely like Skip Bayless?
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Futurama's Bender: I'm Feelin' Pretty Good About It
Alt: Futurama's Bender: I'm Feelin' Pretty Good About It
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Rainbow - How About No
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
fuck Gavin Newsom, all my homies hate Gavin Newsom
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kindainteresting22.bsky.social @kindainteresting22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck a Gavin Newsom
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All my homies hate Gavin Newsom
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Following all the people you’re following so I can sync our following feeds and better anticipate your poasting needs
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lmao, the only skeet I had about Lorenz
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do we think he understands either irony or hypocrisy?
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trans rights are human rights. Don’t fuck with my trans homies or you’re not a friend of mine.
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
something I posted elsewhere yesterday got a very positive response. thought I’d share it here. 🌟🙏🏻 #relationship #peace
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just in case anyone saw this post and mistook it as someone being genuine or asking a question and expecting a good faith conversation:
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Sarcasm has been a tool of professional journalist columnists since before the United States was formed.
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greenbirds.bsky.social @greenbird... • 2h
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Are you 12?
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Nope! Many of the founding fathers were much more cutting with their sarcasm in newspaper columns than I am.
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greenbirds.bsky.social @greenbird... • 2h
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So you are 12
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I have a fun exercise you can do if you,
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am the morning DJ at WOLD Playin' all the hits for you, wherever you may be
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck Tommy Pham
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 16/09/2026
This is how I find out Kim K and Lewis Hamilton are dating.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You probably don’t want to bring up people’s sexual preference if you’re an older, single white man who has “kid friendly” in their bio and has demonstrated a fundamental lack of a moral compass. I really don’t think you’ll like where that conversation goes.
Aree @arjlit.bsky.social • 1h
Incoming lesbian that doesn't know what
Zionism means.
Go be a gay person in any Middle Eastern country other than Israel and see how that works out for you.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A single old white man in Florida? Yeah that checks out
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“This place is a cesspool” That’s why I’m feverishly checking every five minutes to see how many people have given me the attention I desperately need! If you’re gonna bootlick babysnipers, can you do it quietly and somewhere else?
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never really liked frogs tbh
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man I can’t stand that Croaker account. Gets me so mad that I wish I never had to hear about him again. Stay tuned for more updates on this.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No one’s buying a house means no one’s selling a house means the economy is the boat in the suez soon
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