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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 2h
Brother I’m just a fellow smokefleeter trying to resist that gotdang cheeto in the white house dRumpf and his merry band of tankie wreckers 😤💪💪😮‍💨🔥🦅🇺🇸
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 4h
I can’t unsee a huge man talking to a door
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 5h
I used to be pro-seatbelt until someone wisely pointed out to me that I was encouraging car crashes.
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Tyler 🎃 👻 @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 5h
Today’s a high of only 50, I am about to have the coziest day.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 5h
You guys smoke feet? Like human feet?
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 7h
There’s no secret to his success, Fat Steve could eat
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 8h
bsky.app/profile/floo...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 9h
donald trump has died
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 19h
lucky shirt on, go guards
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 20h
Would you be willing to share where you got them if available online? I neeeed to get these for wifey
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Napoleon Dynamite - I Want That
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite - I Want That
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21h
drugs
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21h
It’s almost like the guys referred to as “bloodless quants” on here are out of touch with most American’s relationship with money. They think we don’t understand the money part so they show us graphs. In reality, they don’t understand the relationship part.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 22h
Go easy on him, it’s an instinctual reaction for finance bros
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23h
Unfortunately the out of pocket cost for the childless fags corner is $6,000 before it hits your deductible with an 80/20 split after.
Oh that's right I forgot, I'm not allowed to talk about healthcare or education policy or whatever because i dont have any kids. My mistake, I'll go sit back down in the "childless fags" corner.
Anybody know how to un-register to vote
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
There’s a sprinkle of weaponized self-pity in there
Sky Marchini
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Oh that's right I forgot, I'm not allowed to talk about healthcare or education policy or whatever because i dont have any kids. My mistake, I'll go sit back down in the "childless fags" corner.
Anybody know how to un-register to vote
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
By differently he means “Hating brown people in America after spending years in their country, killing their families.” What a patriot
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Barking seals when you give them three reaction images to choose from:
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It’s ok to admit that you don’t understand how the website you obsessively post on works. The inability to reconcile with their own intellectual shortcomings continues to plague the liberal mind, it seems.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You’re pointing to your own post, genius. Don’t forget alt text.
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Explaining quantum mechanics to a fly would be a more productive lesson than explaining hypocrisy to the religiously indoctrinated.
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The things you post when you have no brains cells left after brain worms already starved to death.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The kind of shit you say when you know you have nothing
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Just need one Dem to say they're going to prosecute Elon.
Alex Gibney: “There was an estimate that what [Elon Musk] did by suddenly cutting USAID would cost through disease and starvation as many as 14M lives. Even if you discount that, we know within a year of those cuts where they were literally burning food going to starving children, 500K children died. This is really a crime against humanity, but he makes a joke about it, I put USAID into the woodchipper. What he put into the woodchipper were children”
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Man I’ll be this shit slaps if you’re stupid
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I hope you’re able to get the psychiatric help you so clearly need. You see how having even a modicum of empathy really isn’t that hard?
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’m sure it’s soothing to think that, but it’s categorically false. Better start catching up now bub
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Go birds
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This post was the verbal equivalent of having the “TERRAIN” warning flash at you and pulling the plane up just in time
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This CEO should meet the AI Slave Driver lady from yesterday. They seem good for each other
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Go for it, Bluesky loves homemade artwork
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
SPEEDY. PETEY. HALPIN.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Weirdly enough she’s going with the secret third option, “Argue immoral points in bad faith to feed an attention addiction and further insulate my echo chamber” bsky.app/profile/shib...
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ask Claude to tell you how MLK felt about White Moderates. Then maybe stop being so loud and proud about your moral degeneracy.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
are you honestly serious
orange cat asleep in his cubby taking up every inch of space
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Z O N K E D 😍
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Exactly! It’s not like you went around stealing them from their homes and ferrying them to our country to act as the backbone of our economy! You’re just the middle manager cracking the whip and keeping them in line, right? Being a good solider, just following orders, that kind of thing.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You misunderstand her motivations. She’s not arguing any of this in good faith, it’s just a crippling addiction to attention that needs fed.
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
But until that happens, you’re happy to crack the whip? Because what can a smol bean slaver do to change the institution, right?
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I know it’s not the point but nobody has been named Janet in 37 years
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“I know people won’t want to hear gutter racism thinly veiled by misinformation but here it is folks”
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
All my homies hate Kevin Garnett
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yeah that tracks
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/peac... Going for the title of “least intelligent Zionist” is going to be tough. A lot of competition but I have faith in you
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Send this article to Dad, maybe it’ll be the one that finally makes him go 🤞
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Instructions unclear, I banned half the website
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah everyone knows you can’t bike on Sundays
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@m-tracey.bsky.social Your life doesn’t have to be like this man. If you did 20 pushups every time you thought about raping a woman, you’d be ripped in no time! I mean women still wouldn’t fuck you because of your abhorrent personality. But maybe you could get a friend or something?
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not just a drunk. A legendary drunk
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Rip to a true legend
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He’s good at that
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s the couple mph bump that a pitcher gets right before he needs Tommy John
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Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How do you “break” a barely sentient bag of mayonnaise?
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