Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 2hBrother I’m just a fellow smokefleeter trying to resist that gotdang cheeto in the white house dRumpf and his merry band of tankie wreckers 😤💪💪😮💨🔥🦅🇺🇸 100 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 5hI used to be pro-seatbelt until someone wisely pointed out to me that I was encouraging car crashes. 1410 41
Reposted by FloodybartsTyler 🎃 👻 @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 5hToday’s a high of only 50, I am about to have the coziest day. 6771 77
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 20hWould you be willing to share where you got them if available online? I neeeed to get these for wifeystatic.klipy.comNapoleon Dynamite - I Want ThatAlt: Napoleon Dynamite - I Want That 110 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 21hIt’s almost like the guys referred to as “bloodless quants” on here are out of touch with most American’s relationship with money. They think we don’t understand the money part so they show us graphs. In reality, they don’t understand the relationship part. 1201 20
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 22hGo easy on him, it’s an instinctual reaction for finance bros 150 5
Reposted by FloodybartsChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23hUnfortunately the out of pocket cost for the childless fags corner is $6,000 before it hits your deductible with an 80/20 split after. 3281136 811
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026There’s a sprinkle of weaponized self-pity in there 82143 214
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026By differently he means “Hating brown people in America after spending years in their country, killing their families.” What a patriot 000 0
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Barking seals when you give them three reaction images to choose from: 000 0
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026It’s ok to admit that you don’t understand how the website you obsessively post on works. The inability to reconcile with their own intellectual shortcomings continues to plague the liberal mind, it seems. 100 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026You’re pointing to your own post, genius. Don’t forget alt text. 100 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026The kind of shit you say when you know you have nothing 100 1
Reposted by FloodybartsRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Just need one Dem to say they're going to prosecute Elon. 112822 128
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I hope you’re able to get the psychiatric help you so clearly need. You see how having even a modicum of empathy really isn’t that hard? 020 2
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I’m sure it’s soothing to think that, but it’s categorically false. Better start catching up now bub 130 3
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026This post was the verbal equivalent of having the “TERRAIN” warning flash at you and pulling the plane up just in time 010 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026This CEO should meet the AI Slave Driver lady from yesterday. They seem good for each other 010 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Weirdly enough she’s going with the secret third option, “Argue immoral points in bad faith to feed an attention addiction and further insulate my echo chamber” bsky.app/profile/shib... 0111 11
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Ask Claude to tell you how MLK felt about White Moderates. Then maybe stop being so loud and proud about your moral degeneracy. 010 1
Reposted by Floodybartscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/10/2026are you honestly serious 882555188 2.6K
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Exactly! It’s not like you went around stealing them from their homes and ferrying them to our country to act as the backbone of our economy! You’re just the middle manager cracking the whip and keeping them in line, right? Being a good solider, just following orders, that kind of thing. 0300 30
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026You misunderstand her motivations. She’s not arguing any of this in good faith, it’s just a crippling addiction to attention that needs fed. 020 2
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026But until that happens, you’re happy to crack the whip? Because what can a smol bean slaver do to change the institution, right? 1270 27
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I know it’s not the point but nobody has been named Janet in 37 years 000 0
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 15/10/2026“I know people won’t want to hear gutter racism thinly veiled by misinformation but here it is folks” 0110 11
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026bsky.app/profile/peac... Going for the title of “least intelligent Zionist” is going to be tough. A lot of competition but I have faith in you 140 4
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Send this article to Dad, maybe it’ll be the one that finally makes him go 🤞 010 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Instructions unclear, I banned half the website 130 3
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026@m-tracey.bsky.social Your life doesn’t have to be like this man. If you did 20 pushups every time you thought about raping a woman, you’d be ripped in no time! I mean women still wouldn’t fuck you because of your abhorrent personality. But maybe you could get a friend or something? 010 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It’s the couple mph bump that a pitcher gets right before he needs Tommy John 010 1
Floodybarts @floodybarts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026How do you “break” a barely sentient bag of mayonnaise? 110 1