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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Didn’t know Tatiana Ali was on DWTS. Gonna have to cheer her on.

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gonna refer to Oct 1 as HUR HUR HUR Day because that’s Billie Joe all fucking day long

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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

CHALLAH! BREAD CHALLAH!

Goku riding a nimbus cloud made of challah bread

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Metal Gear Solid 3/Delta definitely feels different when you picture Khrushchev, who is a background character, as Steve Buscemi

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Destroyed my toenail opening the pull out freezer from the fridge.

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is hilarious because Mike Tomlin is the only dude whose Triangle but only pick Two is Family, The Steelers victory, and Minecraft

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we can sing or hum for the Ocarina in the OoT remake, then I’m just gonna do Saria’s song as “Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho! I’m a little elven boy!”

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you’re gonna make a Sleeping Beauty movie, PLEASE make the castle enormous and dope

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

why is Jason Kelce dressed like a Yorkshire farmer

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wish I didn’t know Fangio is a MAGA guy. Because I might do a lot of angry finger pointing this year.

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The pissing sack celebration is pretty funny. Disgusting and worthy of a suspension, but I laughed.

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Forever Rachel from FF6 just hits that much harder these days

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dork is gonna talk about chaos theory or why dinosaurs should stay dead or some shit

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stephen Miller’s last desperation move is to stage a real assassination before November 3rd, isn’t it?

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Had SpongeBob on the background, and Boss Baby came on afterwards and fifteen minutes in, this movie fucking SUCKS

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GiGORE @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A personal favorite

professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Looking forward to the Mitch McConnell scarecrow displays this Halloween

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m thinking around this time is the ten year anniversary of R-Truth going through the arenas trying to catch Pokemon and disrupting matches by playing through, and incorrectly

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Love the Jalen Hurts 600k donation for a school’s hvac system. But why are we raising money through donations for that which should be taken care of by the city and state?

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🎶Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Rock your body right Borat Voice MAH WIFE

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Maybe it’s the gummy, but I started giggling thinking what if Mitch McConnell’s body is being piloted by something dumb AI, and it malfunctions during a press conference, and he starts doing the running man and the Macarena

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

All day I thought about it, and I concluded: 0.818182

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl and whenever he has dialogue, he talks like this

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Somewhere out there is a guy whose favorite karaoke pick is Horse and Carriage

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I feel like I can super kick a building and knock down the entire half of the city

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hi I’m a programmer for Pokemon Go and my team and I are fucking morons

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Has “Take a picture, it’ll last longer” lost its luster as a diss?

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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Carl from AHTF is definitely a top 3 character in ALL of Adult Swim. I’ll also argue for Coach McGurk

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Man fuck that Braves fan at the Phillies-Angels game

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

An old friend and co-worker’s rough collie Facebook page came up as a suggested friend. I LOVE rough collies, I need to friend this frickin dog

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The dude that scammed a whole bunch of Niners fans gave me a chuckle. But today I learned he scammed these women out of over a MILLION DOLLARS. That’s when the chuckle became pretty strong laughter. Eagles fans would never. #casuals

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Started wondering how many fucking Star Wars games had a mission where you take down AT-ATs with snow speeders. A guy made a video of it, and the answer is A LOT. youtu.be/VbPAcbODaX4?...

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Evolution of the AT-AT Takedown in Star Wars Video Games

YouTube video by Stoked

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Cleaning the kitchen and have the Simpsons on in the background. Homer: Ehh I’m sick of this Tarzan movie. Lisa: Daaaad, it’s a documentary about the homeless! Rofl

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Like GTA5, I’ll probably never play GTA6 because for some reason large scale gaming gives me anxiety. I’m playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 right now and even that I can only play for 20 minute intervals. Oh yeah, and I’m finally a Switch [2] owner!

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

May be partially bed ridden if I go to Dragon Con

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Having a name like Sergio is fun, but I think it’s more fun for other people! Been on a family reunion cruise for a few days and of course I make new friends, and they all love yelling “It’s Sergio!!” when they see me. Feels like beer commercial.

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think I’d rather have Lou Gehrig’s disease than have my devotion letters put on full blast on the world’s news and media like that colossal dork Natalie Harp

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Saw the hardest looking Asian dad I ever saw in my life at Castaway Cay. Absolute yakuza enforcer with that I’m going to fuck you up quickly overbite. He’s my hero.

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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Never say you’re tired near a boomer, they just give you shit like you never are afforded the ability to be tired.

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