Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Going to start a Goodreads where i rate books based on how good they are to do coke off of. 040
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thinking of getting into the family business but I can't because my dad used to rob drive-in movie theaters and they don't have those anymore. 241
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I cannot figure out why ppl do not dance at shows. I saw Cabaret Voltaire last night and ppl were so stiff. Whyyyy? 140
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When someone writes me a really long email I'm like "this could have been a book." 020
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My play partner friend hasn't topped me in so long I'm about to start causing trouble like a cat that acts up because it needs to play. 040
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You wake up and see this phantom creeping up on you. What do you do? 1111
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's barely any bowls of soup in my feed smh. Get your shit together. Make soup. Post the soup. Let me look at the soup. 120
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trying to distract you from looking at how messy my desk is. 1111
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Music to kick off fall. All stuff I haven't heard in years. 160
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's so annoying how I love domming but I need to sub like I need water so the more I dom the more thirsty I am. I'm SO thirsty rn ughhhh 250
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've been playing the role of a transphobic parent to my cats. I pretend one is transmasc and the other is nonbinary and will often say "what happened to my 2 beautiful daughters?" 030
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just got in an argument with my local taco spot about their new hot sauce policy in case you wanna know what I be up to. 150
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's so frustrating when someone apologizes for not being able to get hard because 1, now the onus is on me cuz we gotta talk about it and 2, why are you not smashing my prostate with your fingers rn?? 🙄 160
Reposted by Lora Bites ✨Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Girl who is going to dom you. That must be so embarrassing for you. 1264
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Ed Sheeran thing is so funny to me. Would like to see more celebrities be on the verge of tears because they don't know who to side with between ppl who want to end genocide and a guy who owns a macaroni and cheese company. 060
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Reading Vonnegut in public and holding the cover in a way that no one can see it so I don't look like some loser reading Vonnegut in public. 060
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I put some jelly on a hot dog bun today then ate it and went back to bed. This is what having freedom is all about. 160
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sooo kinda low key had the best sex that exists last night 🥵 080
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Calling the cops on my wife cuz she's playing blues guitar riffs. It's 8:30 for Pete's sake! Some of us are trying to sleep! 020
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I can't believe it's about to be 2 days. Feels like 1 day imo. Anyone else feeling like this? 010
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh so I take a teeny tiny bit of acid and suddenly my cats wanna chill 🙄 020
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can only date someone long enough for them to see my 6 good outfits. After that, I'm toast! 140
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm too hot to not be getting choked and bit at all this weekend 😭 040
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Bitches will quit coke because it was ruining their life then be like "I actually quit because i don't support imperialism. I'm better than you." 050
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Cis dudes have no idea how much more of a chance they'd have with me if they just shaved their mustache or gave me lots of money. Either/or. 052
Reposted by Lora Bites ✨Final Squirrel @vootins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's legal to kill me because I have bad vibes 031
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It must feel so good for bullets when they enter dumb mean guys. 051
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The last thing you see before you die of cumming too hard 101518
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's embarrassing how desperate and stupid I get if I don't get dommed in over a week. I'm fuckin hopeless 🫣 290
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Cancel me if you want but I have to speak the truth even if it's unpopular. Bagel sandwiches are bullshit. 380
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Haven't been on here that much lately. If you need to reach me I'll be in the woods looking for cool sticks. 050
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Decided im no longer going to be horny ever again. It's too WEIRD. 180
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Got used in a way where I think my brain will be scrambled for 3 days (complimentary) 071
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Joined the DSA as part of a humiliation kink to my friends in other orgs. 040
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Had a slice of pizza in NYC that was so good I'm no longer mentally ill, but im somehow more gay. That's how good it was. 040
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Cute girl who broke my thumb while we were wrestling in Boston is traveling to see me today. I love my lil faggy adventurous life. 050
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Girl who is going to dom you. That must be so embarrassing for you. 1264
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I started doing words of the day when I come across terms I don't know in art and literature. Today's word is "Schnickeys" from Tommy Boy. 010
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If I send you this emoji 🙄 it means I'm trying to get hate-fucked. DUH 🙄 040
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Me having very normal thoughts and desires. Im very normal. 3538
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Socialists should change their advertising approach to be more like the military. Stuff like "are you a bad enough dude to organize your community? Do you think you got what it takes to destroy capitalism? Or are you a weak little chump?" 050
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It's so annoying to check onlyfans and see 73 notifications from the same person who liked everything but bought nothing. Just getting as much free porn as they can. Chud behavior. 240
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Just found some old family pics while moving and omg I wish I never went through dude puberty. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. No more dude puberty! I think that's reasonable. 041
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The air pollution is making me wake up at 8 am extremely horny. It has to be that cuz I don't do this often. Only like 2-3 times a week tops. 290
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My ADHD ass could never pull off a heist. I would get in the room where there are security lasers I'm supposed to dodge and think I'm at a cool rave. 150
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I did not get the job at Taco Bell because they said I was overqualified. 3191
Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Idk why more ppl with humiliation kinks don't just become horrible singers in bands and call it performance art. It's still more entertaining than what most bands do on stage. 080
Reposted by Lora Bites ✨scarlet 🏳️⚧️ @stupidmachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Tgirls that adopt the fucking mean girl shit need to grow the fuck up frankly You’re not in school anymore so quit acting like it 1331