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dead man walking

@flex-carmichael.bsky.social
112 followers 649 following 420 posts

Twitter refugee, He/Him, I'm gonna use this shit to scream into the void so feel no obligation to follow me, not much substance to be found here

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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
claude already looks like goatse (sorry)
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hold on i gotta finish my maze game first
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the vector image upload is patched but theres a new one that works similarly to the forza horizon custom decals. its just a program that works out the image you want with the shapes in the program. image shows the ones i made with it & the youtube link is a turotial youtu.be/H44jo8xWXWM
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
kinda looks like it got converted from jpeg into a vector file. if a low pixel count image gets converted it usually loses alot of detail just like that. at least that's how it was when i converted pics 13 years ago cause there was an exploit where you could replace your gta crew pic with any vector
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERK SOCIETY CRYPTO BULLSHIT???? thought it was some hacked art account but it's a 4 day old account with damn near 90k followers that i mysteriously had followed + opted into post notifications @bsky.app EXPLAIN!?!?!?!?
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wait a sec its a fresh account. did bluesky sell out & force us all to follow it?
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wait a sec, that sun icon means this is a new account, did bluesky itself sell out?
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this whole thread
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
jesus
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
baller widget
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
gotta run this double feature tonight to honor the goat
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
damn my whole feed is making sure i don't miss the news. rest in peace queen
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
plug in new ssd suddenly no drives or boot drives in bios
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
protanopia moment
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
tails, buddy, i know she's a tall glass of water but CHILL
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
genuinely thought this was a gag account when i saw this today. why the fuck do you have to tune into netflix for this shit? gameplay previews should already be out considering the fact that you can already pre-order it. either way im not buying a ps5 so i got a 2 year wait regardless
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i fear i can't participate
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
say it ain't so
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
nuh uh
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
shaky hands using my phone on the potty
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i think tar & feathering is very cool actually (this is a trailer btw the flipper should kill themselves)
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
bluesky hitting me with sam the second i open the app is all the motivation i need to get through my day (22 hrs of driving pray for me)
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
got a cat tree in front of the window so she can snoop the outside world while i'm gone. unfortunately it's way too hot in the summer, so she just sits on my bed since the fan above it runs non-stop
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
every time i dog sit there's a bowl full of these & i always eat every single one
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i was surviving with my fans, but i had to shut them off to weld
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
don't think i'll get one new cause that's only slightly cheaper than my civic that has way more creature comforts, but when that monstrous EV depreciation hits in 5-8 years i might be scooping one for $8k
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
girlypop does NOT like her post-spay cone
tuxedo cat wearing an elizabeth collar. she looks visibly disoriented due to the affects of anesthesia
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
calling either of those two "little guy" feels like a double entendre
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
im normally a fan of multiple small monitors, but i didnt really have a choice when getting a 32:9. that thing is like 49 inches but the big screen makes it way easier to get immersed!
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
new post blessed our feed
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i will always dread having to do the death by a thousand cuts side mission though
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
honestly even on my desktop im sitting at those framerates, but if that's what im getting i have everything set to max on an ultrawide then im happy. cause damn is this game pretty
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
asked for a protagonist that isn't kratos and got it, then complain
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
small ✅ bug eyed ✅ green ❌
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
used iphone stickers in a spam text message cause i dont have any free programs to clear backgrounds 😭
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the "return to tradition" dudes in highschool didn't get any swirlies so now they're designing corny ass vinyls for the ice cars
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
glad you're safe but be sure to get yourself checked! i got into a similar wreck almost 2 years ago. i felt fine but still decided to do physical therapy. i didn't realize how bad the damage was until i got a ct scan. i hemorrhaged multiple disks and had no idea cause the pain hadn't set in yet
an absolutely fucked up toyota corolla. the rear of the car is completely caved in, rear window shattered, the rear bumber is barely attached and covered in hot tar. 

just realizing this as im typing the alt text, but isn't insane that regular posts have 300 character limits yet the alt text can have up to 1800. kinda crazy
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
mothra mentioned!!!!
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
laughing maniacally from florida, but the tradeoff is that i'll short circuit at anything below 0°
temperatures ranging from 33° to 38° celsius
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