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dead man walking

@flex-carmichael.bsky.social
111 followers 649 following 419 posts

Twitter refugee, He/Him, I'm gonna use this shit to scream into the void so feel no obligation to follow me, not much substance to be found here

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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
7 uploads in one day with 4 of them being members only. this has evolved past the basic "rent due", they must have the tax man breathing down their neck.
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i've had to RMA my steam deck & index, but the silver lining is that they let you RMA it without much fuss
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
now i gotta see the commander & counters drinking in the alley
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
u-bar hammered into the mountain as a makeshift ladder goes hard
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need a other EOD that's "crossing that bridge when we get there"
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nono was one of the first i followed when moving to bluesky and this has basically been how i follow new accounts. a nono seal of approval if you will
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it feels like since they got away with that bullshit limited run on mario all stars, theyre just gonna run the same play without telling people it's a limited run. only difference veing you can still buy it on the e-shop since they have full control over there
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
even if nintendo is the last group standing to do physical copies, it seems more like they're just gonna do the bare minimum. "sorry what was that? you want that game on cartridge? better pre order it cause who knows if we'll do another batch of physical 🤪"
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i haven't been paying attention, when did he codeswitch from right wing dudebro to child molester?
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
claude already looks like goatse (sorry)
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who got the one where wumpus is hogtied?
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Angel Pigeon 💙 @localpigeon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's 1984, the Gremlins is coming out, there is a war in Iran, Israel is bombing Lebanon, a mentally declining 70+ year republican is President. It's 2026, a Gremlins movie is coming out, there is war in Iran, Israel is bombing Lebanon, and a mentally declining 70+ year old Republican is President.
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hearing the words "barbie peptides" & "tan maxxing" on a segment for my local news station makes me wanna blow my shit shmoove off
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
almost forgot to hit my bi-annual "me & who?" post
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Squeakuel
4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on.  When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
slop world
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok so I just recently found where that sad Mario render came from and oh my god lmao
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the negative reinforcement inside my skinner box:
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thank u for making it cause its my go to stim at work
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hold on i gotta finish my maze game first
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i don't mind the 18+ steam games on my homepage cause its fun to scream the names of the games over vc when they show up. but what i never expected was opening my steam community tab, and getting hit with dragon pussy on frame 1
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the jokes write themselves" is the only joke i have at this point. cause they really do be writing themselves
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you're gonna get praised if you start spamming supplies to the FOB
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i've hardly got to use my index cause i just don't got the space for it. i gotta use that more before i upgrade and shit it'll probably be a relic before i can really break it out of the closet 😔
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
shawty so fine i'm whacking my head with a cartoon mallet
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Ljot Swanhild @ljotswanhild.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
one of the best nikkes to do it
static.klipy.com
Joe Biden Soda Meme
ALT: Joe Biden Soda Meme
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the vector image upload is patched but theres a new one that works similarly to the forza horizon custom decals. its just a program that works out the image you want with the shapes in the program. image shows the ones i made with it & the youtube link is a turotial youtu.be/H44jo8xWXWM
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i'd say the oldest terror attack we could dogpile on would have been the boston bombing. but i was cracking "we did it reddit!" jokes more than anything about the attack itself
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i'm gen z & was alive when 9/11 happened, but i was literally a toddler with no idea what happened. probably didn't learn about it proper until like 2nd grade. realistically the oldest gen z wouldn't have the knowhow to cook up their own 9/11 photoshop until like 2010
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
kinda looks like it got converted from jpeg into a vector file. if a low pixel count image gets converted it usually loses alot of detail just like that. at least that's how it was when i converted pics 13 years ago cause there was an exploit where you could replace your gta crew pic with any vector
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i had one open in my town as a kid. it was the best shit ever yet they managed to close after a year. i still haven't got over it 😔
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
twistee treat is the main reason why i love soft serve so much. i also worked right next to it when i was a delivery boy. so if i had a good shift i'd grab a hot dog, if i had a bad shift i got some ice cream
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm so proud of Sony for putting together a State of Play in spite of this
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it should've been me
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lmaooo
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CAN 🥫 YOU 🫵 FEEL ✋ IT 🎇 IN 🏠 THE 🥺 AIR 🌬️
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@safety.bsky.app peep this yall got an intruder in the walls
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERK SOCIETY CRYPTO BULLSHIT???? thought it was some hacked art account but it's a 4 day old account with damn near 90k followers that i mysteriously had followed + opted into post notifications @bsky.app EXPLAIN!?!?!?!?
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wait a sec its a fresh account. did bluesky sell out & force us all to follow it?
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wait a sec, that sun icon means this is a new account, did bluesky itself sell out?
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
that's what i'm trying to figure out. went ahead & reported it in case it was like some hijacked art account that got repainted to promote this bullshit. but mods don't do shit here so my hopes aren't high
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
who's account did you hijack to promote this junk? cause i know for sure i wouldn't have this account followed
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