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Sam Chaffee @samchaffee.com · 29/09/2026
"You're right, that's my mistake and you're totally right to call me out on it. The Hawks and Hawkeyes are completely different teams. Want me to rework our 'gotjacksmithsass' script for the next time Sen Schmitt has the opportunity to question Smith under oath?"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two dip schmidts
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to get cost estimate for a CT scan. After 2 hours on the phone I've got it narrowed down to $257.05 to $2,493.65. It's the precision on either end that really makes this 👨‍🍳😗
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
r/AmItheAsshole
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI alignment risk sex cult, theologically grounded in Harry Potter fanfic
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Do you condemn Hasan Piker?” “The bodybuilder the Republicans had at their midterm convention?” “No. He’s a leftist streamer. They were showing a picture of him.” “Well I think it’s a very unrealistic body standard for young men, I’ll say that.”
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
then they came for milo yiannopoulos, and i was busy that day so i waited until they came for someone else to complain, although i objected to it in theory
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Chris Farley lives!
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This, this right here. This is the professional and intellectual dread I have been unable to put into words.
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tintype photo provisionally identified as Pvt. Anthony Bradley of Delaware, 30th USCT. I was curious to see whether he has any living relatives, so I went looking, and I think he might be the great-grandfather of film historian Pearl Bowser. www.liveauctioneers.com/item/2350353...
tintype of a young Black soldier with a beard wearing a Union Civil War uniform
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Corey @coreysoper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Trumpsky rejects the Stalinist paradigm of "socialism in one country"; embraces internationalist strategy of permanent revolution ✊️🚩
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Found out his house is bigger on the inside.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hard to stay on message without any principles.
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meron thee siren 🧜🏽‍♀️ @meronunfiltered.com · 28/06/2026
Fanon:
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A Reader of the FT @a-reader-ft.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Abdullah Ibrahim, musician, 1934-2026—Ibrahim played at Nelson Mandela’s 1994 presidential inauguration. Mandela described him as “our Mozart” (Kippie Moeketsi, Ibrahim recalled, had loved to play Mozart’s Clarinet Concerto). www.ft.com/content/646c... David Honigmann @financialtimes.com
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Abdullah Ibrahim, musician, 1934-2026
The South African jazz luminary produced anthems that came to define resistance against apartheid
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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I legitimately envy future Historians because this period of history is going to be incredibly funny once everyone presently living through it is dead.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just checked that other site after a year away.
static.klipy.com
Hmm
Alt: Walking into a disaster scene
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IS HE DEAD YET? ..Dave hater of racism , ignorance and hypocrisy @davehaterofracism.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
' HAHAHAHA - "What air defense doing?" This legendary fuel filler cap was blown off after an anti-aircraft missile from a "Pantsir" / MANPADS hit it – and not a drone. 😂😂😂 I don't even know how much irony is in that. 😁 '
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is actually worse than the Bloomberg leak since it makes plain the plan is for tolls after 60 days
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Donald Trump - 11/24/2013: "What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!"
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The War Monitor @warmonitor.net · 17/06/2026
Cuba may want the U.S. to attack it after seeing how much Iran is making off this agreement.
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 15/06/2026
I just can’t get over this interview. Happened to watch the movie Conspiracy - about the Wannsee conference - yesterday & ended up in a Wikipedia hole because of it. *Actual Nazis* generally didn’t brag openly about killing civilians like these psychopaths. Who seem to think they did nothing wrong.
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I should've asked Zelensky for permission to have the saint petersburg economic forum like I had to for the parade.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: The California Raisins have become the latest act to pull out of Trump’s Great American State Fair.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas and city center in 2021.”
politico.eu
Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death
The capital city is Finnish’ed with car-related fatalities.
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alex williams @atwilliams.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
this is why all the software is so bad, imo. not even because like "men are bad" but just imagine how gnarly the social dynamics would have to be to get an outcome like this, and then those people were put in charge of designing the mediums for doing socialization on..........madness
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Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 23/05/2026
sometimes I wonder if people in other fields have any clue what we go through as women in computational fields... (graph from: www.npr.org/sections/mon...)
graph from https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2014/10/21/357629765/when-women-stopped-coding showing medicine, law, and physics as lines going up for percentage of women, while computer science goes dramatically down from the 1980s roughly
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P.L. Rock @plrock.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I don't think Tulsi Gabbard was on the Russian payroll. But I do think she's been drinking from the Russian propaganda Kool-Aid for a long time. She genuinely believes it and the daily intelligence brief which she gave to the President was run through that lens. But again, she did it for free.
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
HOLY SHIT prosecutors kicked off grand jurors and then re-presented the case against the Broadview 6, then altered the grand jury transcripts to hide it from the judge. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Parente said during the grand jury sessions, prosecutors used vouching, which he called a "101 no-no for any prosecutor," kicked out grand jury members who disagreed with them, did not disclose that a No True Bill – which indicates no indictment – had been returned to either the defense or the public. Parente also said that after receiving the No True Bill from one grand jury, they re-presented their case after excluding grand jurors who disagreed with them. The grand jury then returned a True Bill to indict the "Broadview Six."

Parente also said that while Judge Perry thought only 30 lines in the transcript had been redacted, prosecutors actually left out entire pages and never informed her.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few.
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Recently, FamilySearch digitized and uploaded tons of microfilmed records, including many from 18th-century Massachsuetts. They're using some sort of AI to transcribe/summarize the handwritten documents. I've noticed that the AI strips out references to race and enslavement in 18thc documents.
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Quinn Slobodian @quinnslobodian.com · 12/05/2026
3 actual quotes from this piece: “Can I afford the tax? Yes. Is it going to deter me? No. But I think it’s shameful. I provide a lot of money to people who are blue-collar workers who work for me, servers in restaurants." giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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New York’s rich lash out at ‘shameful’ Mamdani plan to tax second homes
The city’s wealthy property owners say they are sick of being vilified
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thatzougaguy.bsky.social @thatzougaguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
if you have a factory that makes components for air defence and it gets hit by a missile, does that count as an interception by air defence forces? asking for a dictator friend
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izzy @isobel.top · 03/05/2026
November
@postoctobrist
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the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile
8:12 PM • Jul 17, 2025
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/05/2026
now playing for the new york knicks
William Tecumseh Sherman
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them
ALT: a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them
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webwidget @webwidget.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“I really wanted the women of the party to be as central to the story in the film as they were in the organizing.” “…honey, the reason why some of these people are still alive today and still living and working and raising hell is because of the women.”
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
juror #8 fancam
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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