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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 10/10/2026
The “lisan al-gaib” meme except is says “Evelyn normielib”
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Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 06/10/2026
Tim Curry as Frank n Furter, in (probably) latex, at a Transylvanian convention — a speech balloon is in the foreground
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"That seems a bit extr-- nevermind, carryon"
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
now are as much due to the temperament of the congregation as to the community needs placed upon it. Congregants that value community and those that value isolation steer churches in diff directions even if the same denomination
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Without committing to reading this "tedious account", what is cause and effect? Surely there are tremendous needs hidden in suburbia. But suburbia attracts and fosters narcissists, an atomized society. The differences between the suburban presby i grew up in and the urban churches my parents attend,
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's an old russia today useful idiot.
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Sam Chaffee @samchaffee.com · 29/09/2026
"You're right, that's my mistake and you're totally right to call me out on it. The Hawks and Hawkeyes are completely different teams. Want me to rework our 'gotjacksmithsass' script for the next time Sen Schmitt has the opportunity to question Smith under oath?"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two dip schmidts
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those administrative tasks will expand. The bureaucratic nightmare will only expand.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to get cost estimate for a CT scan. After 2 hours on the phone I've got it narrowed down to $257.05 to $2,493.65. It's the precision on either end that really makes this 👨‍🍳😗
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I saw reference to Guillaume Lacroix being at this meeting who is leader of a nothing party. If thats the case, it was more about getting all france on side than distributing actual intel beyond broad strokes. Lacroix seemed disturbed by what he heard at the meeting.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I dont know much, but my take in the hopes of being corrected. Germany is incapable of resistance w/o documentation in triplicate. Poland would love a fight. French prickliness is the best we got? Whatever Macron's shortcomings, he understands Putin and the gravity of the situation.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"We ordered air defense and fighter jets. Its all potato?"
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Belarus is not a serious threat. 1/4 the budget of NYPD. Smaller even than Latvia.
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Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI alignment risk sex cult, theologically grounded in Harry Potter fanfic
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Do you condemn Hasan Piker?” “The bodybuilder the Republicans had at their midterm convention?” “No. He’s a leftist streamer. They were showing a picture of him.” “Well I think it’s a very unrealistic body standard for young men, I’ll say that.”
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
then they came for milo yiannopoulos, and i was busy that day so i waited until they came for someone else to complain, although i objected to it in theory
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
These colonists' ancestors had tried the Darien Scheme so he might have been instructing them not to try it again with the everglades. Unruly and ill-mannered are often laudable traits, but may also warrant a "ffs" if you're job is to keep them from being eaten by alligators or dying from covid.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Compare and contrast this photo shoot with the interview with Abdul next to a rack of bars emphasizing masculinity is about showing up for your family and community. And he actually has muscles.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am happy there are qualified experts willing to digest and excrete the racist drivel in the academic field. That said, most of us should not argue with racists and skip to the excretion part.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Vibes
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Sergei Shoigu Shrugs During Interview
Alt: Sergei Shoigu Shrugs During Interview
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why y'all reading Douchehat to begin with? There are scribblings on dive bar bathroom walls more deserving of your attention. At some point, complaining about a DoucheHat oped isnt virtue signalling, its kink signalling and I have no interest in entertaining your perversion.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Slugs are gross but puta a shell on em and they're cute. Put em in the ocean and they're delicious
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ffs. CNN platforming a handful of bigots.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He has his talking points down.
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Dale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers)
Alt: Dale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers)
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My grandfather had a cat and dog, named Dog and Cat respectively
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am not clear what you are arguing against. UK/France largely gave up on the region 50 years ago. US tried its hand at it and sucks too. We're standing in a hole, someone suggests Uncle Sam stop digging, but that's unacceptable because it would mean Europe has to start digging again?
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
How embarrassing. Please avoid these errors in the future.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Fire Elmo
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This isnt collateral damage either. Back in May, Ru central bank put out notice of their major debt concerns. Ukraine took notes on where the chair legs of the russian economy are, now they're kicking them. Putin's feudal worldview has him fighting over villages while Ua has EU financing.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Heavily indebted company. Something like ~18b usd, majority to VTB Bank which will no longer be paid. VTB holds about 20% of the banking sector's assets. This is sort of like blowing up Bank of America. This is a deathblow to the Ru economy.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Short answer, it wasn't a clean bill. If it was purely a sanction Russia bill the dems would have voted for it and some of the pedo party would vote against.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
:screams in ancient greek steam engine noises:
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They should and the sooner they do it the better.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you go high when they go low, you whiff. When they go low, knee them in the face
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Probably couldnt fill a college football stadium with people who are even aware. Internalized? Not sure I have internalized it despite connecting all the dots a decade ago. Even most of the people gnashing their teeth about deindustrialization haven't connected all the dots.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just need two trollies
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey, I appreciate the hot tip. Got to beat the crowds to the humane society.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Unfathomable what was stolen from us on that fateful day in 1985 at Shrine Auditorium
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Homer may also be mythological. In so much as the Iliad and the Odyssey are internally consistent, the scholarship I have seen agrees they arent the work of the same person(s)
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
House not senate
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I am sure you could cherrypick three of my answers to make me look like a trumper.
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flatus.bsky.social @flatus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I dont think those guys are necessarily low info, they're just assholes and the "businessman" is their only socially acceptable answer. And the guy so focused on abortion to vote for Trump is giving feeding babies to pedos vibes. Maybe that's just his thing?
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