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Ooze Acerbic

@flashbandacoochie.bsky.social
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Loving cats making memes doing art cooking food writing some times farting often

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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Popping back in a month late to agree with you further, thank you for your service in media analysis sir. Excited for the Old episode, love the podcasts.
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’ve returned from Never Posting or Even Lurking with an extra rancid image for you all to hate me over, I love you very much. #memes #pokemon #currentevents #cats #cleanbuttholes #nomessnostress
A photo of Fresno, a stupid buff orange cat, with his leg up on my cluttered desk cleaning his asshole directly on the keyboard in front of the monitor on the right. A screenshot is layered onto the image in the top left that reads “Nintendo has removed the pokestop from Epstein Island”

It is very funny and smart
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 22/01/2026
pov: I have cornered you at a party and no one is coming to save you youtu.be/yutsIpLK2Rs?...
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the most confusing motivational speech of all time
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Keith Based Carberry with another heater
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Not to brag but I have been pre-approved for many credit cards with very high percentage rates.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff
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Omar Sakr @omarsakr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
Headline: Bondi bystander who ran towards gunman facing deportation

The refugee worked his way towards the footbridge using cars and trees for cover, before kicking the weapon away from the shot gunman.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 17/12/2025
Makoto 2
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This guy gets it and also it looks like he has some deals?
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Jack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"His early films, all spick and span Were stories of the Common Man By mid career, oh lordy lordy His films became a little bawdy Then at the end, in horrid scenes, We met the nasty libertines!"
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
something i simply want to add here for my own thinking, a bit of this earlier thread about posting on social media. lest you think this is a "harsh" way to view the random public, please know the design of social media is to make us all the drunk guy, including me bsky.app/profile/ztul...
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 02/12/2025
Joyce Messier from Disco Elysium who tells you about the Pale near the start of the game
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words @turquoise-rain.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“When does something become history, Primary? Like, how long until whatever it is we do here starts being the sort of thing that future agents refer to with a sort of romantic distance? How long before another Primary halfway across the Arm is telling another Satellite about us?”
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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
Yoru yelling "People of Oregon!! Give me power!!"
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
doing a Bro Check In with Crenshinibon
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words @turquoise-rain.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
‘We’ve got gravity. We’ve also got these little creatures called “birds,” and they do just, sort of like, fly around in the sky. I think they just, sort of like, work around gravity.’ ‘We’ve got birds too. Or are you making fun of me?’ ‘A little. I knew you had birds.’
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
OH BABY
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/10/2025
(to my friend whose been in a 15 year coma) yeah we got a new hitler. elected him twice actually. he’s basically alpha from power rangers
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Art Martinez-Tebbel @amtebbel.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I’m back on Side Story! And wouldn’t you know it I managed to sneak some baseball in here. Also, get on board with our new running joke.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The porcine husk: things use to be better The equine husk: together by our labor we can make it so again The leonine husk: climb in my mouth. River probably
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m hearing from an official source that Miyamoto said my book EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED is “one of the best books ever written about games, ever”?! What an honor! www.upress.umn.edu/978151791494...
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 18/10/2025
90 FUCKING PERCENT i’d love for cis folks to remember what the nyt, atlantic, guardian, daily mail, times of london, ny post, cnn, wall street journal, & economist took from your transgender neighbors & loved ones before the next time you consider giving them money or listening to a word they say.
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words @turquoise-rain.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I’m so glad I reinstalled Bluesky 🥺
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.
This picture is from about 5 minutes after being hit. A visible bruise is forming on my right cheekbone and by my right eye.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This is what they do to an internationally famous activist who they're just trying to humiliate. Imagine what they do to nobodies they have totally in their power.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
in the darkness
fanart of Melinoe from hades 2, emerging from the darkness, wearing a modern days outfit (dark jeans, orange crop top), rose, leaves and pomegranate tattoos on the arms, goddess crown and moon crescent on her head, in the glowing light of her green left arm and red magic
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I have returned from months in the forest with advice to deliver via social media. The great white North has once again chosen to speak through me and I’ll be channeling its whims as such, hope you like your tips a little nasty. #animalcare #maine #newengland #advice #cigarette #apple #petcare
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Ok well, late game update, we might actually get to do this one
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Rhodo @rrhododendron.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/04/2025
every advice thread since yesterday has just been:
Arrested development scene with Carl Weathers 

Whoa whoa there's still plenty of meat on that bone

Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato

Baby you've got a stew going
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 04/04/2025
we need this one
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
moo moo meadow cow grinding on a power line on his lil motorbike in mario kart world with text overlaid that says omwtfyb
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2025
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
🥰🥰🥰
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Extremely related image
Full page Chainsaw Man spread of Fami, revealed to be the death Devil, unzipping her stomach and lifting her dress to show an empty cavity where her organs used to be. The dialogue reads: “I disposed of all my organs but I still couldn’t die”. Cropped over her underwear is a tweet by twitter user @xboxbodywash that says “call me paste the way I control the V”
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 01/04/2025
kant, they're beating your ass in the subtweet
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Yllande @yllande.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Frieren x PUBG Giving her a gun... what could possibly go wrong? 🤔 [ #Art | #葬送のフリーレン | #Fanart]
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Sorry but these will always be the definitive Beatles performances in film
Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Jason Schwartzman and Justin Long as The Beatles in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
cool little preview of what's gonna happen to the economy soon
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
oh sorry that everything smells like piss. i pissed on everything
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The actual brutal part of this is that the actual moment where it happened was Joe Biden where everyone went well this victim is too weird her politics suck to much it's too inconvenient for us she must be lying Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 31/03/2025
yikes, unfollowing now, I just liked the graceful majesty of his works, the flight of birds and thunder of waterfalls, I didn't realise he was keeping our souls in bondage within his imperfect corporeal prison, in furious jealousy of the divine light he unwittingly lost in the act of creation
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MissyMoo 🐮🍁🔜PAXU @missymoo.myatproto.social · 27/03/2025
#perpetua #friendsatthetable #fatt
It's flegg o clock, says richard kind
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banneduser.space[DEPRECATED][REDACTED] @banneduser.space · 23/03/2025
#dickridingobama #theboondocks
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Ooze Acerbic @flashbandacoochie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Alien Clay ass skeet
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