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@flanneljetpack.com
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they/them but in an agender kind of way trying to find time to do something with my life i like ff14 and pokemon flanneljetpack.com

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 18h
we're gonna get the bladerunner future aren't we
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 14h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 23h
Using two hands to play guitar: yeah, no problem, this all makes sense to me Using two hands to play piano: this is impossible, what do you mean I play two melodies at the same time, who came up with this, this is stupid
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hurricane Rachel, project4ed to hit Mexico but with an unfortunately phallic shape
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 08/10/2026
We should create a timeline on exactly how long it takes communication apps to try and reinvent Reddit
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The missing pages of the Das Kapital have been found
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
my cat and me when we accidentally transfer a static shock
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 05/10/2026
I’m just posting through it And by “it” I mean my late 20’s
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 04/10/2026
Hmm, lonely? I don’t think so. I have my parasocial relationship with the ASMR woman
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 04/10/2026
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 04/10/2026
My brain: “you know if you think about it, it actually makes more sense that everyone you’ve ever interacted with found you irredeemably annoying” Me: “Im literally just trying to put my laundry in the dryer, what are we doing”
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
Finally, a keyboard where I don’t have to move my hands youtu.be/DAn34l_YrUM?...
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Gboard くるくるバージョン
YouTube video by Google Japan
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
I fucking hate positive affirmations
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
Do y’all also have that friend that’s so funny that it’s an honor and a privilege to get a laugh out of them
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 02/10/2026
Reminds me of my favorite commercial. GMC obviously can’t advertise doing any task other than paying attention to the road for their self-driving feature so the most exciting thing they could come up with was doing the stomp-stomp-clap from We Will Rock You. youtu.be/VN8PV0fv340?...
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2022 GMC SIERRA Denali (We Will Rock You): Commercial Ad TVC Iklan Anuncio Propaganda, United States
YouTube video by serba semua
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 02/10/2026
I wouldn’t call myself a “”foodie””, more of a connoisseur of delights of the tongue and- hey, where are you going??
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
Every time I boot up a Pokémon game that I put down for a few weeks or months or sometimes years, I am always in a cave level
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
I feel like Pokémon Black and White would have done a lot better with no Pokémon from other generations if they had made 150 brand new and completely original mon’s but instead they mostly just riffed on Gen 1 designs to a degree that the game sorta just feels like a bootleg more than anything
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
Hey any chance that anyone also wants to give me $6000 so that I don’t have to work 25 hrs/wk at a fast food place on top of my main 40 hrs/wk desk job
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 30/09/2026
Cozy horror game where you are a cat avoiding a loud and clumsy human who came back home drunk and wants to pet you
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Dollop of 'Ween 🫠 @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*.00000001 seconds after sending any post* they're gonna think I'm weird in a way other than I intended
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 29/09/2026
Reverb is a great platform. I just got 5 stars for buying a piano
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 29/09/2026
Shout-out to my cat knocking over something extremely loud the same minute I was supposed to log in to work. My alarm didn’t go off and she saved my ass
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 29/09/2026
Always comforting when the president wants to let you know that nuclear warfare is on his mind
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 28/09/2026
My therapist switched to a new client portal so I have to redo my intake forms and damn filling all this out is depressing as hell, maybe I need to lighten up a little
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 34/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a small price to pay for a couple of trans kids to not be playing sports with their friends anymore. or at least i dont think they can, if im being honest i havent been following it much lately so im just assuming but it seems like its stopped now i guess
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 27/09/2026
I think my issue with Neon Genesis Evangelion is that I was not in the same headspace as the 90s teens that fell in love with the show, so I’m willing to give it a rewatch while replicating those conditions. Does anyone know where I can find brick weed in this day and age
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 26/09/2026
I want to be Creative again but the problem is I’m a hack and a fraud and anything I make across any medium is just going to be derivative of something truly great that I admire to a point that i find no enjoyment in the creation of or on the reflecting on the works I’ve half-heartedly emitted.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960
P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN
KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD 
P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN 
NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ?
KID : NEITHER 
P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY 
P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER 
KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK 
BABY: DADDY-O
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 26/09/2026
A guy at work assured me that Black Clover is good actually so I gave it another chance (with the English dub, I can’t stand Asta in the Japanese dub) and the show is alright but the writing just feels so cumbersome and clumsy.
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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can’t tell me someone died without saying how
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we need to ban optics. i don't care how it looks.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Parsitalsitical posts: "Architecture > music > written word. get a grip."

eaq11989 responds with "Architecture = music, actually. They compliment each other exactly."

Parsitalsitical then says: "Work on your whole-view-of-earth."

the twitter thread cuts off to where eaq11989 responds with: "I understand Space and Time more than you."
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/queen-...
First panel from today's Swan Boy. A Bechdel FAIL. Unless..? Read on if you dare.
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 24/09/2026
Oh yeah, the one I got of the stadium from my seat was nice too, but everyone takes these kinds of pictures so I find it less interesting
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 24/09/2026
The picture I took of my parking lot indicator at the Royals game last night ended up kinda nice actually
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 23/09/2026
Sorry, my bad, didn’t realize creating a table on 95 rows was an egregious action to give me the pinwheel spinout crash
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Daniel Livingstone @d-livingstone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gorgeous game, highly recommend of you haven't played it... So many great things about it, but just the joy of swooshing your bike through the landscape is enough.
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#deer 🦌
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 22/09/2026
Electrolyte Body Armor drinks might actually be what fixes me
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