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they/them but in an agender kind of way trying to find time to do something with my life i like ff14 and pokemon flanneljetpack.com

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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 1h
PulseAudio is easier to use than Windows audio and is also compatible with JACK stuff if you need to configure something more robust. I always recommend Linux for people that are wanting more granular control of their audio sources for things like streaming on Twitch with OBS
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 3h
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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🔚🔜 @voidstar.bsky.social · 2h
hex girls from scooby doo with caption:

WE ARE GOING TO INSTALL LINUX MINT
ON YOUR FATHERS WORK COMPUTER
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19h
we're gonna get the bladerunner future aren't we
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 16h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 4h
To be fair I do think this impression is cultivated *in part* by Linux users who want to see themselves as special tech wizards Then you’ve got normal people Linux users that are fighting a losing battle trying to undo that
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 20h
No like I’m trying to apologize for being wrong and explaining that I’m not intentionally spreading a neo-Nazi conspiracy 😭
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 20h
And I’m telling you this was something I was taught in high school. So I apologize for spreading misinformation, it wasn’t my intention to do that. I didn’t think to fact check something I was taught as fact.
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 20h
Sorry about that, sometimes the history books we had in high school were just plain wrong, which is frustrating when things like this happen
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 22h
Thank you for explaining my joke to me! That was very kind of you.
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 08/10/2026
Using two hands to play guitar: yeah, no problem, this all makes sense to me Using two hands to play piano: this is impossible, what do you mean I play two melodies at the same time, who came up with this, this is stupid
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 08/10/2026
Hitler was also Jewish by his own standards that he set
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hurricane Rachel, project4ed to hit Mexico but with an unfortunately phallic shape
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 08/10/2026
We should create a timeline on exactly how long it takes communication apps to try and reinvent Reddit
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The missing pages of the Das Kapital have been found
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 08/10/2026
That looks way better than the egg white omelette I made for myself this morning. But mine also had Havarti in it so it turned out pretty good
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 08/10/2026
Idk I could read it just fine without a WIRED subscription but even if you couldn’t that doesn’t mean you should be commenting on something you have next to zero information about. Article actually says Shaq is teaming up with Nord to promote cybersecurity awareness, not their VPN service
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 08/10/2026
It’s so cool of you to admit you didn’t read the article before commenting on it
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 05/10/2026
Thanks, I sleep hot so the sickly juices seeping out of the lukewarm hamburger will surely keep me cool
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 05/10/2026
Cooked or raw
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 05/10/2026
I also went to heaven and I asked if I could make out with one of the angels and God sent me back down to earth
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
my cat and me when we accidentally transfer a static shock
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 05/10/2026
Local place uses a sorta Polynesian sweet and sour sauce in place of the tomato sauce, but no jalapeños. I should probably add jalapeños
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 05/10/2026
I’m just posting through it And by “it” I mean my late 20’s
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 04/10/2026
Hmm, lonely? I don’t think so. I have my parasocial relationship with the ASMR woman
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 04/10/2026
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 04/10/2026
My brain: “you know if you think about it, it actually makes more sense that everyone you’ve ever interacted with found you irredeemably annoying” Me: “Im literally just trying to put my laundry in the dryer, what are we doing”
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
I can’t control my coffee machine from bsky (yet)
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
Well yeah, it’s men’s cycling
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
Finally, a keyboard where I don’t have to move my hands youtu.be/DAn34l_YrUM?...
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Gboard くるくるバージョン
YouTube video by Google Japan
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
It’s funny because catholic dogma is pretty black and white on the subject. The classic example is a kid asking their dad if their dog is going to heaven and their dad replying flatly, dryly, “No. Dog’s don’t have souls.”
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
God damnit he can’t even fight for something I support in a way that I condone
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
It’s really really good. In a world where Aura Farming reigns supreme (fuck you Black Torch) having an action anime with this tone and kind of perfect pacing is a breath of fresh air
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
I fucking hate positive affirmations
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 03/10/2026
Do y’all also have that friend that’s so funny that it’s an honor and a privilege to get a laugh out of them
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 02/10/2026
Reminds me of my favorite commercial. GMC obviously can’t advertise doing any task other than paying attention to the road for their self-driving feature so the most exciting thing they could come up with was doing the stomp-stomp-clap from We Will Rock You. youtu.be/VN8PV0fv340?...
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2022 GMC SIERRA Denali (We Will Rock You): Commercial Ad TVC Iklan Anuncio Propaganda, United States
YouTube video by serba semua
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 02/10/2026
I wouldn’t call myself a “”foodie””, more of a connoisseur of delights of the tongue and- hey, where are you going??
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 02/10/2026
I miss the epoch where I found this funny
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 02/10/2026
Things my therapist says to me right before my psychiatrist increases my dosage: “Yeah… Shit’s really tough.”
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
Every time I boot up a Pokémon game that I put down for a few weeks or months or sometimes years, I am always in a cave level
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
Nah it’s probably like waking up and realizing you’re in sleep paralysis
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
Unsurprising, I can’t imagine the MTA wanting to pay for an enterprise Windows license for these
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
Yeah yeah yeah the National Dex unlocks after you roll the credits but you get what I mean
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
I feel like Pokémon Black and White would have done a lot better with no Pokémon from other generations if they had made 150 brand new and completely original mon’s but instead they mostly just riffed on Gen 1 designs to a degree that the game sorta just feels like a bootleg more than anything
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
There’s also strong overlaps with symptoms with other disorders as well. Everyone who knows me insists I have ADHD but my symptoms are actually more consistent with severe anxiety and bipolar disorder
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
Hey any chance that anyone also wants to give me $6000 so that I don’t have to work 25 hrs/wk at a fast food place on top of my main 40 hrs/wk desk job
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 01/10/2026
I just lost the game
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