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Fred Morlan

@flagrantstats.bsky.social
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Born a natural loser - can't recall just where

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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this video is so funny, imagine being grilled by a US Senator who is oddly convinced that you went to an Atlanta Hawks game when you have never been to an Atlanta Hawks game
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KeMalito has broken my heart
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Across the Timeline @acrossthetimeline.com · 29/09/2026
- Chelsea Gray is 13 assists behind Alyssa Thomas (410 - 1st) - Kayla McBride is 5 made threes behind Katie Douglas (95 - 7th)
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Across the Timeline @acrossthetimeline.com · 29/09/2026
WNBA stat watch (Playoffs edition): - A'ja Wilson is 5 blocks behind Lisa Leslie (132 - 1st) and 7 made free throws behind Diana Taurasi (291 - 2nd) - Breanna Stewart is 37 points behind Maya Moore (1,077 - 6th)
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Kyle Starks @thekylestarks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
57 hours to go! There are digital options for international friends!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
Eat shit, America: here's Iowa football
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QUARTERBACKS DRAFTED IN THE TOP 10 WHO DID NOT START MORE THAN 10 GAMES FOR THE TEAM WHO TOOK THEM, 1990 TO PRESENT Trey Lance (4 games) Andre Ware (6 games) J.J. McCarthy (10 games) end of list
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My heart breaks for a second time this month. Pac was utmost professional and the one of the nicest human beings you’ll ever come across. It was an honor and a pleasure working together one final time last night. Be good to each other. 🖤
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The Social Network (2010)
The Social Network poster with stylized text overlay "I"m Starting To Think David Fincher Went Way Too Easy On This Fucking Dork"
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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Sorry you missed out on this one.
Chuck Norris President's Day set autograph featuring Franklin Pierce because of reasons.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matt Rhule in a Metal Gear comms scene
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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best wishes to Steve Borden Jr.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You put John Mateer’s brain in a fish and it’ll start mooing
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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I told this story forever again when it was still Twitter prompted by a similar deep dive into how the prosperity gospel had moved into Advocare (the celebrity QB for that one was Drew Brees) When I was a little kid my Dad’s job was Amway.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/09/2026
Johnny Knoxville as GameDay picker reminds me of my favorite celebrity encounter, when he was one of ~15 people watching Derek Dooley-era UT beat Butch Jones-era Cincinnati in the back room of a NYC bar
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aaliyah Edwards and Terrika Foster-Brasby fight back tears during the final postgame interview in Connecticut Sun history. "This is the basketball capital of the world, baby! Don't ever forget!" 🏀🎙️
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy 9/23/26
Nancy is reading a trendy fashion magazine that says “Trend alert! Boys love long hair. Grow!!” Nancy takes the advice, and grows out her hair spikes. Sluggo is stunned by her beauty.
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Kelly Thompson @kellythompson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Again I am begging all LEGIT people running cons, signings, talks, events, etc. to stop using Ai to write your emails. What's happening is ALL THE SCAMMERS/CONMEN are ALSO using it, and so your emails are basically indistinguishable from them. They give off slop vibes EVEN IF YOU ARE LEGIT.
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Kyle Starks @thekylestarks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sweet angel babies! We are down to SEVEN DAYS for you to get your hands on my new book LOUISE SPROUSE STOLE MY HEART - a hitman coming of age available ONLY on KICKSTARTER #kickstarter #comics #kickstartercomics #hitman #comicbooks www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEWS @status.news: The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance. The full story: www.status.news/p/white-hous...
status.news
The Source Behind The Ban
The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned.
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The reason why "Janel Grant feels forgiveness for Vince McMahon" was such an attractive headline is because for many fans they view Grant's sole usefulness as someone who can give them permission to like Vince again. That quote was catnip for them.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'96 Greg Maddux in the dugout lookin like that dork Eric that Sluggo hates
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 22/09/2026
UPDATE: I just listened to the press conference with Oz & Vance...and sure enough, just as I suspected, they're apparently relying heavily on AN AI MODEL to "decide" which ACA enrollees meet the financial eligibility standards and which ones don't.
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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ethical aggregation
Fightful aggregating a Janel Grant interview with the headline "Janel Grant Says She Feels Forgiveness Towards Vince McMahon"
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So uh before anyone gets excited about this you should actually look whose is doing this (seemingly without any backing from AEW or Mox). Its DJ fucking Hyde
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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wrote this
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the best was with Mantaur, whom JR *really* wanted to help out and he'd give everyone the man's government name and collegiate wrestling credentials on Action Zone all the time, then Mantaur would be on Raw and Vince would be like, "PEEEEEE-YEW! His HOOVES stink!!!"
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What I think about this is: For black parents, there’s no one clear correct answer. My parents chose the other route and while it worked out academically, I was mostly unhappy with my educational experience and missed going to school with my friends in our neighborhood.
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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hoping there’s context out of the headline that makes this less silly.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
get me outta here!!!!!
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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On it.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane coming into postgame with “I’m human too” is the absolute pinnacle
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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hell yeah
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tweet from Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer):

elizabeth holmes didn't "fool all of america" she fooled techbros and venture capitalists which is considerably easier
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@Browtweaten

alfred: you have emphysema

batman: how?

alfred: probably from using smoke bombs to get out of scary situations

batman: oh

alfred:

batman: “slowly reaches for smoke bomb*

alfred: sir
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Fred Morlan @flagrantstats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You teach a wrestling promotion one new thing, and that’s all they want to do.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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