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@fivesthefifth.bsky.social
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NSFW Fanfic writer. 30, she/her I write lewd Owl House Fics mosty

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
Cis guy walks into a women's locker room and immediately proceeds to sexually assault women. JK Rowling: this is trans people's fault.
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here in Los Angeles, the government just spits on you and tells you to learn to code
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Socks the Plushy ✡️ @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tumblr post

The three Genders: Male wife, girlboss, and silly rabbit

Picture of Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, and Eddie Valiant

>Implying roger isn't a male wife

Roger is malewife and eddie valiant is a silly rabbit, what's not clicking
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mf gonna turn me catholic
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/09/2026
They're moving on from trans youth towards advocating banning care for trans adults, just like we said they would.
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💖Ruby💖🏳️‍⚧️ @digibutter64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"7 Ways to Make a Trans Girl Happy" social media post
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 30/09/2026
Beshear really has been a light in the darkness on trans issues. He's not perfect, but he's been remarkably consistent on telling other Dems that they need to continue standing up for us. It makes me wonder if he has a trans person in his life.
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ElfieAfterDark 🔞 @elfieafterdark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where are they Dana? Where are the fangs? I know it was just a throwaway joke, but where ARE THEY?!? #tllk
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️SLEEPYHEAD💤FRITZY🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sleepyhead-fritzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just when I thought I couldn't hate this fucking weak piece of shit more than I already do, I see this shit...
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Netanyahu looked at Andrew Cuomo’s strategy and thought yeah more of this
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🔞NSFAni🔞 @nsfani.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The tour of the palace, known among the royal family as the "Ceremonial Edging Session". Thanks to Reality Rabbit for funding this page! Patreon | SubscribeStar | Blog
Panel 1

Glimmer excitedly pushes open the doors to Adora's new bedroom, dramatically spreading her arms with a big smile on her face. Adora gazes up at the sheer size of the room, mouth agape and her arms slack in front of her in amazement.

Glimmer: And next up is... ta-daaaaa! Your room!

Adora: This is... all for me!? It's huge!

Panel 2

We see a low angle of Adora as she leans against her enormous, pillow covered bed, testing the softness of the mattress. Her ass strains against her skintight beige pants and Glimmer stares lecherously at it. One hand groping her own breast while the other reaches down to stroke at her throbbing shaft through her clothes.

Adora: This is the bed? It's so soft, and squishy...

Glimmer: *spankable* too...

Panel 3

Adora looks back at Glimmer, holding one of the numerous throw pillows in her hands. She appears to not have heard what Glimmer said. Glimmer jumps in shock and embarrassment. She hides her hands behind her back after pointing off to the side to try and distract how her erect cock bulges against her pant leg.

Adora: Did you say something, Glimmer?

Glimmer: HEY! W-why don't we check out the council room next!?! (internally) Was that out loud? Thank the stars she's so oblivious!

Adora: Ah, sure. Lead the way.
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Taryn J Puddlegum, Hedgewitch @magisterjezza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Giving away ancient job seeking secrets these days, I see.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
here's today's post: "we could all use a Good News Friday" — so let’s have one. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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we could all use a Good News Friday
so let’s have one
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy theonion.com/longtime-sleepytime-te…
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Graphic text: Statement by Arienne Childrey, ODP Pride Caucus Vice Chair (writing strictly in a personal capacity; opinions are her own and not endorsed by the caucus or ODP). "In 2025, I was proud to be elected Vice Chair of the ODP Pride Caucus. I take my responsibility to represent the LGBTQ+ community—and, as a trans woman, especially the trans community—very seriously. I am deeply disturbed by the concerted effort by the Ohio Democratic Party to silence fellow Democrats attempting to hold candidates accountable for anti-trans positions and advertising. Twice today, a mild, respectful statement from a county party was deleted from the Pride Caucus social media channels. Let me be explicit: these deletions were not executed by the Pride Caucus. They were carried out directly by the Ohio Democratic Party itself, overreaching to censor our platform. That statement didn't attack the congresswoman; it simply asked her to discontinue her anti-trans ads. Apparently, even that basic demand for human dignity is too much for ODP leadership.This censorship must be called out. The only thing more disgusting than a Democrat leaning into transphobic messages for a perceived electoral advantage is a state party apparatus that steps in to silence the people criticizing that behavior.I have no doubt some within leadership would love for me to resign to make their lives easier. But it has never been my job to make the lives of bureaucrats—who trade on trans rights like a commodity—easier. My job is to fight for my community and ensure we are represented. I will continue to do exactly that, even when it makes the 'powers that be' uncomfortable. A Democratic Party that abandons the marginalized is a soulless party. I won't stop trying to save the heart and soul of this party, I won't be silenced, and I won't allow the voices of our community to be silenced." This statement is personal commentary and is not paid for or authorized by any campaign committee.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 21/09/2026
lmao dude what, apparently a guy selling AI shit at a convention in Australia got so mad that people were criticizing him for it he started biting them. I've heard of AI brainrotting but these people are literally zombifying www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
screenshot of a person recounting the story in a facebook post
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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saucypaws @saucypawpads.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
free shoes
single illustration by saucypaws.

an angel sits on a telephone wire, suspended and weightless. she is pure white and glowing, wearing a pair of sneakers which have their laces tied. along the wire are other pairs of shoes, hanging by their laces as if they have been thrown up from below. she has a halo and two little wings.

there are other poles in the background, criss crossing in the background, and an abstract moody texture creating a heavily overcast sky.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 20/09/2026
We just released the Mayor's Management Report for Fiscal Year 2026, and here's what we found: pothole politics is working and young New Yorkers are finding a government that serves them. Learn more at on.nyc.gov/managementreport
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Sue is Pissed! @spb1159.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a bunch of fuck ups in DC!!!!!!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
"what if the democrats become labour on trans rights" is the nightmare scenario for trans people in the united states and avoiding that is why I think we need to continue pushing back on dems who waver as hard as possible
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She deserves that dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Anti-Fascist Translator Monkey @translatormonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From last year. A good history lesson.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
It really is worth remembering just last year the conventional wisdom on immigration was that people supported mass deportation to such a degree people should be cautious in opposing the Trump administration snatching people and sending them to CECOT.
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Drace 🏳️‍⚧️ @drace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Avoided JK because I thought her books are garbage, avoided Sheeran because I thought his music belonged in the toilet. My taste is immaculate. My hater instincts sharp enough to split a dragonfly’s wing.
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell finally got wheelchaired out of his terrarium yesterday—but he looked like shit, and reporters weren't allowed to record or get near him. how do we know he even has a functioning brain at this point? we don't. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4xYOWHp
this is not how a functioning government works. this is how a clown show works.

wheeling Zombie Mitch from place to place is just elder abuse at this point. why is he being dog-and-ponied around? is it because he grunted ‘iwaaaagwrrrrg’ and one of his handlers went, ‘Mitch says he wants to go to work’?

fuck off, Mitch. stay home. you’ve had a long, distinguished career of being the most evil person in the Senate, making life worse for We the People. bravo. job well done.

now step down, and try to enjoy what remains of your life.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Drace 🏳️‍⚧️ @drace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The incredible correlation between transphobia and craven desperation for another fifteen minutes of D-list fame.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Keeping in mind that she thinks house slaves are adorable.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s good Bluesky
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.s... • 5d
I'm not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 1/2
Bob's BBQ
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Catering & Events 608-477-0782
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THUS SPAKE BOB 2/2
bobsbbq3.bsky.social@bobsbbq3.b... 3d
Bob here. I still have the original pencil drawing I did of the pig. Scanned it and sent it to my daughter who converted it to the logo with photoshop. My goal was to make it simple and recognizable. (Guess it worked out)
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jgminto @jgminto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mamdani will fulfil the prophecy and invite Agumon to the UN.
Agumon and Taichi at the New York UN headquarters.
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