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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This post made me feel physically ill.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How funny would it be if this is just internet brain poisoning from Jeffy B joining a luxury space communism discord server?
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
5:40 pm after a long day at work when I need to figure out dinner but I can't decide what I want
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I spent days trying to get my Hiby M300 to stop stuttering when playing music in Poweramp. What finally worked was reformatting my SD card with a different file allocation size. Apparently even a modern Android DAP can struggle with the larger default allocation size.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As soon as I find a music library manager/player that doesn't suck ass, I'm hoping to move to Linux.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dangerous waters #critterposting
Crude drawing of a vast and trunkful grey cat with wave patterened fur amidst fields of polkadotted blue clothes, pink couch and white cushions over stripey yellow tiles and under a pink yellow and blue hand. Shaped like shapes.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Europeans are asleep, post long Mediterranean
Map of Mediterranean, oriented with the east occupying the top
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*guy with $2,000 Klarna debt from chicken nuggets voice* And further more, the manager at my local Lowe’s is a leftist.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lookit the squirrel
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol. Thomas discovers Penderecki
Text that says "Listening to classical radio in traffic to try and relax and they’ve been playing a tribute to the victims of Hiroshima for fifteen minutes" from my gay friend Thomas White
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The American rightwing longs for the suffering of women.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are dunking on this, but I would be confused if someone waltzed into their interview with an iced americano. It wouldn't be disqualifying, but I would wonder.
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you get to the castle on a rainy night and knock, here's who opens the door.
A photo of Melania and Donald Trump in dark attire, both looking menacingly at the camera.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Greatest trick AI leaders have pulled is convincing many people—especially influential people in govt, media, and business—that their software is intelligent, independent, yet never culpable. Humans build it, humans deploy it, but no one bears responsibility for the things that happen when they do.
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Top Headphones & Earphones for Classical Music that I’ve heard so far Piano, Chamber Music, & Lieder: Sennheiser HD 600 (or 650) Orchestral Music: HiFiMAN Arya Stealth, Meze 109 Pro, or Focal Clear Mg Opera & Choral Music: Audeze LCD-series or 7Hz x Crinacle Divine
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every single one of these people should be in jail for the rest of their lives
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Adrian Boseman Reacts: 'That's Me'
ALT: Adrian Boseman Reacts: 'That's Me'
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
im inclined to agree with the techlords that AI is dangerous. again, not because it's alive but because they're insisting on putting it in positions where it can hurt people, leaving aside the promised jobpocalypse they're promising us. chimp with gun
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
2005: A fake reporter named Jeff Gannon asked a softball question at a Bush press conference. He was later revealed to be a gay porn star working for a rightwing site owned by a Texas-based Republican activist.
Jeff Gannon, very serious very real reporterJeff Gannon porn star who was clearly paid as a performer and had zero journalistic bonafidas lol
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
A sign that says "NO FRENCH, FREEDOM FRIES ONLY FIFTY CENTS"
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI is extremely easy to use, but also if you fail to learn how to use it right this minute, you’ll get left behind.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And I thought Fascism 1 was for morons
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I N T E N S E #critterposting
Crude drawing of two cats on a bold blue and white set of stairs. One is black and white and shaped like a toad. The other is black with orange outline and shaped like a crow. Both emanate white outlines into the background. Shaped like shapes.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Save me, Lohengrin Act 1 Prelude
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s so funny how much Trump thinks dead soldiers are losers. Not living soldiers, just dead ones.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sometimes you see a take that’s so beautifully annoying that you can’t help but smile.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I keep tinkering with a practical guide to audiophile gear for people who primarily listen to classical music. To me, headphones videos sound like, “The kick drums on Head Demon by Hallowtown have great impact but the vocals in Soda Jerk Fucker by Rusted Sedan are too shouty for my tastes.”
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We need to put everyone who makes Crypto ads in prison
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
wise one #critterposting
Crude drawing of a a black and white cat on a floor of the same yellow as his disgusting bug eyes. Shaped like a pineapple candy
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Are you always saying silly things on the internet?
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Accomplished #critterposting
Crude drawing of a white dog resting by a tennis ball amidst sundappled green grass and grey concrete. Shaped like shapes.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
slave to the rhythm #critterposting
Crude drawing of a black bird with pink maw and blue highlights seranading a grey bird with a heart shaped face perched before yellow wall and blue sky. Shaped like shapes.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Roundest friends
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Captain Kirk's Sarcastic Reaction
Alt: Captain Kirk's Sarcastic Reaction
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I really love these photos! They still make me laugh
A black-and-white cat in a cardboard boxA black-and-white cat in a cardboard boxA black-and-white cat in a cardboard boxA black-and-white cat in a cardboard box
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like sure, Milo suffering is funny and all, but this is not a harbinger of anything positive.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A far-right ethnonationalist movement turning the machinery of the state against its early activists once they are deemed insufficiently loyal — now I’ve heard everything.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was born in Texas, I'm allowed to say it!
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A special recording. Warm headphones can paper over the limitations of the recording too. Szell wields the LSO like a weapon. True, the LSO's isn't quite at the top of its game yet; the 1961 Cleveland Orchestra would have been better suited to this interpretation, but hey, it's still great.
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Fitzbattle💿 @fitzbattleax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This photo is a fake. It's not hard to find his Substack and see recent videos of him. He does not deserve a fat guy glow-up.
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