Reposted by DevinArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178125272683
Reposted by DevinThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026“At your age, it’s perfectly normal to notice some changes—your metabolism slows down, your hair starts thinning, and occasionally your body begins assembling unused cartilage and tissue into a smaller, extremely wet person.” — Dr. Alan Keller theonion.comDoctor Reassures Patient That Lump Probably Just Body Making Extra GuyCOLUMBUS, OH—Telling the 54-year-old there was no reason to panic over the fist-sized bulge that had recently begun shifting beneath the skin of his abdomen, local physician Alan Keller reportedly rea... 1770342
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I am quite taken with the music that this sickly nephew/Dickensian orphan/angel of light makes. You might like it too. www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7vqjJ...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"I don't enjoy being here." --my wife, sitting next to me on the couch as I sing "Sei-ya" to the tune of OutKast's "Hey-Ya" in celebration of a Seiya Suzuki's 3-run homer. 030
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The super cool thing about learning who the CEO of this place is is that I've already forgotten. 020
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hey writers! Find another way to sit up because fuck "bolt upright" you lazy twats. 010
Reposted by DevinDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think part of the reason the Trump hardos want to stand on the Mall in a rainstorm is that like a third of that cohort has been struck by lightning at least once and dug it. "Actually cured my diabetes," they hoot at but not quite to each other as the Black Rifle Coffee Pavillion erupts in flames. 291604119
Reposted by Devinpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead. 351560193
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This is hilarious because a) it is clearly fiction--he didn't do any of that cowboy bullshit and b) this geek can't even be normal in his fantasy life. 210
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Motherfucker I already shower twice a week I'M DOING MY PART 010
Reposted by DevinDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If you were to watch a person’s life unfold in slow motion, you’d witness more love and complexity than you ever thought possible. If you watched it in fast motion it’d look like a freaky little guy was spraying out hair and fingernails 0559
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Guys I have to work on May 15 but someone please go in my stead and ASK THEM HOW THEY DO THIS have they just memorized a million paintings over many centuries or what's the fucking deal. 010
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I absolutely believe that he--or a Trump-adjacent schmuck just as ridiculous--will do just this. Like, I would bet on this. 120
Reposted by DevinThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 251301067142
Reposted by DevinDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother 1342021011
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I've been looking at the same can of tomatoes for the entire time I've worked in restaurants and I think it is time we recognized this absolutely perfect label design. 110
Reposted by Devin"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 11/03/2026this game proves that you need a real manager like Dave Roberts for Team USA because he has the kind of experience that allows him to know exactly when to put in Clayton Kershaw to make a loss even funnier 127836
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Man if Steve Albini were alive tonight he would be excitedly typing Italy-USA play-by-play to about 6 unrelated group chats and looking to buy an Italy jersey. 060
Reposted by DevinGerard Cosloy @gerardcosloy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026it’s called Wyoming, you stupid assholes 0234
Reposted by DevinThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2026“Who…who are—what do you want from me?” said the visibly trembling 15-time all-star, who nervously backed away from the tiny novelty doppelgänger as it stared in unblinking silence, its head nodding in a slow, chilling rhythm. theonion.comKevin Durant Terrified After Encountering Bobblehead Of SelfHOUSTON—Paralyzed with fear at the unexpected sight of the miniature figurine, Houston Rockets forward Kevin Durant reportedly screamed in terror Tuesday after unexpectedly coming face-to-face with a ... 784463
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The list of things I'd rather read than this includes Mein Kampf and the works of Peter Sotos. 290
Reposted by DevinJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 03/03/2026DO NOT VOTE FOR RAJA 26134
Reposted by DevinPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck? 01432137
Reposted by DevinChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 25/02/2026Starting to think this Jesse Singal guy is not exactly on the up-and-up 646475
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Killers of Fun, assemble! By my emblem, there's work to be done! 120
Reposted by Devinmike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 16/02/2026italian cats be like miao 08725
Reposted by DevinChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers. 228128693405
Reposted by DevinJesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/01/2026They’re going to try to throw Bovino and Noem under the bus to stop the movement for abolition. Don’t let up 613538
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Breeders Scrawl Melt Banana Pylon (Reenactment Society) Cell Phones 130
Reposted by DevinA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I refuse to accept anything other than the resignation and immediate retirement of all of these fucking corporate candy-ass Democratic cowards. They’ve lost the right to do anything but get out of the way and live in disgrace for the rest of their days. 482082485
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Sad story bro one day they will write ballads about your struggle 091
Reposted by DevinDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats." 441336200
Reposted by DevinDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/01/2026In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji. 364591564
Reposted by DevinKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 18/12/2025well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers 393914370
Reposted by DevinAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 18/12/2025the holiday season is when my mom and I really connect through texts like “can you pick up ham” and “ham tuesdsy ok?” and “ok ham tuesday” 722418
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Guys, somewhere some asshole is yelling "MAKE ME A SLEEP APP NOW!" at their TV in an attempt to get rich. They will fail at getting rich, but they will succeed at polluting our very dreams with AI slop. Sleep Baseball is the perfect--and perfectly dreamy--laboriously handmade antidote. 241
Reposted by DevinMr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 15/12/2025TONIGHT! (In case you were looking for something to take your mind off of ... other things) Wherever you get your episodic audio content, probably! (Sleep Baseball) 2102
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 07/12/2025For the river at Wheeling, West Virginia, Has only two shores: The one in hell, the other In Bridgeport, Ohio. And nobody would commit suicide, only To find beyond death Bridgeport, Ohio. 240
Reposted by Devinthinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Pay attention, Gen Z: you are getting a self-licking ice cream cone of your very own. 428137