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Devin

@fishdick.bsky.social
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Recovering chef, newly re-located to Chicago (now accepting offers of employment)cat-haver, poker, music, travel, books, famous West Virginians.

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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
World class hater, holy shit.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MY GOD
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm sorry what the fuck is happening
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026
“At your age, it’s perfectly normal to notice some changes—your metabolism slows down, your hair starts thinning, and occasionally your body begins assembling unused cartilage and tissue into a smaller, extremely wet person.” — Dr. Alan Keller
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Doctor Reassures Patient That Lump Probably Just Body Making Extra Guy
COLUMBUS, OH—Telling the 54-year-old there was no reason to panic over the fist-sized bulge that had recently begun shifting beneath the skin of his abdomen, local physician Alan Keller reportedly rea...
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@profanity.accountant Hey what the fuck, man.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am quite taken with the music that this sickly nephew/Dickensian orphan/angel of light makes. You might like it too. www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7vqjJ...
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"I don't enjoy being here." --my wife, sitting next to me on the couch as I sing "Sei-ya" to the tune of OutKast's "Hey-Ya" in celebration of a Seiya Suzuki's 3-run homer.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The super cool thing about learning who the CEO of this place is is that I've already forgotten.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey writers! Find another way to sit up because fuck "bolt upright" you lazy twats.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Omg
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think part of the reason the Trump hardos want to stand on the Mall in a rainstorm is that like a third of that cohort has been struck by lightning at least once and dug it. "Actually cured my diabetes," they hoot at but not quite to each other as the Black Rifle Coffee Pavillion erupts in flames.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My god.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is hilarious because a) it is clearly fiction--he didn't do any of that cowboy bullshit and b) this geek can't even be normal in his fantasy life.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Motherfucker I already shower twice a week I'M DOING MY PART
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If you were to watch a person’s life unfold in slow motion, you’d witness more love and complexity than you ever thought possible. If you watched it in fast motion it’d look like a freaky little guy was spraying out hair and fingernails
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Guys I have to work on May 15 but someone please go in my stead and ASK THEM HOW THEY DO THIS have they just memorized a million paintings over many centuries or what's the fucking deal.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I absolutely believe that he--or a Trump-adjacent schmuck just as ridiculous--will do just this. Like, I would bet on this.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I've been looking at the same can of tomatoes for the entire time I've worked in restaurants and I think it is time we recognized this absolutely perfect label design.
Can of Alta Cucina whole peeled tomatoes with label of an overhead shot of basil-garnished tomatoes on fancy flatware on a white tablecloth served to a fancy person in a dinner jacket as if to say "yo dog these tomatoes are so good this rich bitch is bout to rawdog them directly off this plate don't even bother cooking them shits."
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 11/03/2026
this game proves that you need a real manager like Dave Roberts for Team USA because he has the kind of experience that allows him to know exactly when to put in Clayton Kershaw to make a loss even funnier
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Man if Steve Albini were alive tonight he would be excitedly typing Italy-USA play-by-play to about 6 unrelated group chats and looking to buy an Italy jersey.
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Gerard Cosloy @gerardcosloy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
it’s called Wyoming, you stupid assholes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2026
“Who…who are—what do you want from me?” said the visibly trembling 15-time all-star, who nervously backed away from the tiny novelty doppelgänger as it stared in unblinking silence, its head nodding in a slow, chilling rhythm.
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Kevin Durant Terrified After Encountering Bobblehead Of Self
HOUSTON—Paralyzed with fear at the unexpected sight of the miniature figurine, Houston Rockets forward Kevin Durant reportedly screamed in terror Tuesday after unexpectedly coming face-to-face with a ...
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The list of things I'd rather read than this includes Mein Kampf and the works of Peter Sotos.
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
DO NOT VOTE FOR RAJA
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 25/02/2026
Starting to think this Jesse Singal guy is not exactly on the up-and-up
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Killers of Fun, assemble! By my emblem, there's work to be done!
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
EAT PANT
a beautiful Bart
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
italian cats be like miao
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They’re going to try to throw Bovino and Noem under the bus to stop the movement for abolition. Don’t let up
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Breeders Scrawl Melt Banana Pylon (Reenactment Society) Cell Phones
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I refuse to accept anything other than the resignation and immediate retirement of all of these fucking corporate candy-ass Democratic cowards. They’ve lost the right to do anything but get out of the way and live in disgrace for the rest of their days.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Sad story bro one day they will write ballads about your struggle
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Excuse me but how the fuck are we out of electricity.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Copies of Olivia Nuzzi’s book next to John fettermans on a shelf
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
the holiday season is when my mom and I really connect through texts like “can you pick up ham” and “ham tuesdsy ok?” and “ok ham tuesday”
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Guys, somewhere some asshole is yelling "MAKE ME A SLEEP APP NOW!" at their TV in an attempt to get rich. They will fail at getting rich, but they will succeed at polluting our very dreams with AI slop. Sleep Baseball is the perfect--and perfectly dreamy--laboriously handmade antidote.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
TONIGHT! (In case you were looking for something to take your mind off of ... other things) Wherever you get your episodic audio content, probably! (Sleep Baseball)
Episode 045 of the delightful show "Northwoods Baseball Sleep Radio" will be on the podcast blower of your choice tonight, if it's not already. There's a line drawing of Evergreen Field and a Beans Sorenson baseball card.
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Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
For the river at Wheeling, West Virginia, Has only two shores: The one in hell, the other In Bridgeport, Ohio. And nobody would commit suicide, only To find beyond death Bridgeport, Ohio.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Pay attention, Gen Z: you are getting a self-licking ice cream cone of your very own.
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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