Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Crazy, Bot. Literally read this yesterday. It's on page 42 in my collection. 120
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I love beans. This is a real email where Steve hooked me up with the bean plug. 120
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 30/04/2026All or some of that set was also released as a record called "Memphis Hot Shots" and holy shit the cover: 010
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I've been looking at the same can of tomatoes for the entire time I've worked in restaurants and I think it is time we recognized this absolutely perfect label design. 110
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025At night when the bars close down Brandy walks through a slient town And loves a man who's not around She still can hear him say She hears him say Brandy you're a fine girl (you're a fine girl) What a good wife you would be (such a fine girl) But my life my love and my lady is the sea 140
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I don't know which one of you underlined a half-dozen essays in this book I found at Myopic today, but THANKS. You probably saved me $20. 131
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 04/11/2024I know that Chicago is going blue, but there is a blocks-long line of mostly Latin folks outside of this West Town poling place. Can’t be a bad sign. 130
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Oh yeah? Well I have RYE WHISKEY and SLEEPYTIME TEA, and a GIANT COFFEE MUG FULL OF RYE AND SLEEPYTIME TEA and also LEMON, and NO JOB TO SPEAK OF, and GUESS HOW MUCH LONGER I’M GOING TO BE AWAKE? EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? HUH? 030
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 03/10/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #73,748. And once I destroy the corporeal form of #73,747 and capture their soul within this here sword, I will be unstoppably close to Ascendency. 030
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 12/09/2024I moved back to Chicago recently and got to spend a lovely morning rummaging Myopic Books and eventually winnowed my purchases down to these: 000
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 04/09/2024Danny Says the cat just torched himself on catnip and fell asleep in the water bowl. 040
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 07/08/2024seanhoyt.com/cdn/shop/fil... I was always fond of the squat little lighthouse at the end of the Dungeness Spit in Sequim. 010
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 08/05/2024Steve in a polar bear suit, yowling triumphantly, holding his second WSOP bracelet. Which he broke. 1282
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 02/12/2023CAPITALISM CREATED POVERTY YOUR FREE ENTERPRISE PUT ME IN POVERTY AND IN A CAPITALIST SOCIETY CRIME IS THE LAST VESTIGE OF LIBERTY 131
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 02/12/2023I’VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU A REAL COP BEATER A SAWED-OFF 12-GUAGE 5-SHOT REPEATER 020
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 13/10/2023None of you dummies are eating better than Fish Dick, Mrs. Fish Dick, and his cats. 030
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 14/08/2023I dunno what these accounts that follow a billion people are up to but fuck ‘em. 020
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 14/08/2023I dunno what these accounts that follow a billion people are up to but fuck ‘em. 000
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 11/08/2023@electricalwsop.bsky.social I’m rethinking our position on Ian MacKaye as a bad ghost. 3371
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 02/08/2023You are already in a band with the best ghost. Todd Trainer: 1. Already spectral 2. Looks simultaneously spooked and spooky 3. Haunting gaze 4. Goes bump in the night 030
Devin @fishdick.bsky.social · 05/07/2023100% not interested in this bullshit, go fuck yourself into outer space, you fucking dweebs. 140