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Fiona Taylor

@fionataylor.bsky.social
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Tired satirist and content marketer. Co-wrote New Erotica for Feminists: Satirical Fantasies of Love, Lust, and Equal Pay. Co-founded satire outlet The Belladonna. Writes The Monetization of Fear Substack. themonetizationoffear.substack.com

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 13h
Only one in six trips had anything to do with work. trib.al/yJaoMBz
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Ken Paxton Caught Using Taxpayer Funds for Hundreds of Vacations
Only one in six trips had anything to do with work.
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Levi Anthony Luckenbach @lluck002.bsky.social · 17h
We’re literally at the Public Executions by Firing Squad stage of Fascism and the news media is just like, “Interesting, this is extraordinary and unprecedented 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷”
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄 me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 13h
It is.
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Stephen Soldz @ethicalpsycholo.bsky.social · 16h
The National Guard is being used to intimidate views in DC. This is just a prelude. Vote early. If at all possible, vote in person. If refused, demand a provisional ballot.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 15h
Trump's plan to disrupt the election is already underway, with troops standing menacingly at a DC ballot drop box. Under 18 U.S. Code § 592, it is illegal for armed troops to be "at any place where a general or special election is held," yet there they are.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 15h
ah yes, kicking off the Christmas season with a public execution, just like Jesus would want
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 16h
Your reminder that ICE should be presumed lying when it claims someone "weaponized their vehicle" against them. It's never true. It never happens. It's always a lie.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 16h
Hilarious that Republicans are demanding “proof of life” from Talarico, who has had the flu for just over a week, when Mitch McConnell was missing for THREE MONTHS and is still barely sentient.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 17h
All other things aside, he ripped off his look from a bad 1990s ska band.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 20h
Status reports that ABC News deleted that explosive story about the Trump kids getting billions in federal contracts for their companies. ABC hasn't explained why they nuked the story, even as Trump has crowed about its deletion, sparking a firestorm behind scenes. www.status.news/p/david-elli...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22h
Trump chief of staff Susie Wiles’ daughter posts a pic at a training camp with a pro-Russian militia in Bosnia that specializes in destabilization… totally normal stuff! “The photo raises Q’s about White House links to the pro-Russian politician”🤔 www.cbsnews.com/news/russia-...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22h
NEW: An Arizona County’s “Housing Hub” Is a Dead End for Many Homeless Families Family homelessness in Maricopa County has risen to its highest level in more than a decade. But shelters are full, and it can take months to get in, leaving parents with little to no help.
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An Arizona County’s “Housing Hub” Is a Dead End for Many Homeless Families
Family homelessness in Maricopa County has risen to its highest level in more than a decade. But shelters are full, and it can take months to get in, leaving parents with little to no help.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 23h
If you’re still not boycotting Target, it’s time to start.
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NEW: The ICE agent seen wearing a hi-vis vest and waving around an AR-style rifle at the scene of the shooting in New York was a supervisor named Brenden Cuni, who has a history of alleged violence and lying in court. @dmehro.bsky.social, @awinston.bsky.social, and @regret.bsky.social report:
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ICE Agent at NYC Shooting Has History of Alleged Violence and Illegal Arrests
Brenden Cuni, an ICE supervisor, has been accused of excessive force and tackling a pregnant woman to the ground. Several of his arrests were later found to be unlawful in federal court.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🚨BREAKING: ICE vehicle RAMS through NYC protesters attempting to block it from leaving after ICE agents SHOT a man in NYC—the man’s young son was in the back seat. WE’RE LIVE ON SCENE ⬇️
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m just totally out of patience today. And I muted him but damn, his posts proved that was a good choice!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It makes more sense for women to have these bathrooms because it lessens the eternal line in ladies’ rooms. I wish they were in all theaters.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s really beside the point. It’s better than a sternly worded letter.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Susan Collins explains in detail why her fraudulent donor had to create a shell company in order to send her his illegal payments JACKSON: And that's why Mr. Kao created a shell company to run his corporation, PACs, through to get to Sen. Collins's PAC COLLINS: And that's why he's in jail today
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chelsea at her most awkward was way cuter than Rush, too.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ICE shot a father in front of his small child!
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Nicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just a few days left to apply!!
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking for an employment lawyer who has supported people with Long Covid for an article I'm working on who would have 15 minutes to speak Monday-Wednesday next week. Please reach out at jmetraux@motherjones.com
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because this country simply doesn’t have enough public violence.
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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How much is this story breaking containment outside of bluesky? Because hours-long torture and attempted murder on camera seems like it would make a lot of people mad?
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No one likes artificial things, he says (with a face full of new filler)
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This feels like a note that a girl I knew in 6th-grade sent out about a secret club she started up in retaliation for not being invited into another secret club.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd much rather have an accountant come here.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing definitive here, but it's certainly interesting. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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British billionaire warned Epstein was a ‘sexual deviant’ decades before FBI closed in on the abuser
Sir James Goldsmith’s links to Hilton Head, South Carolina, add to mystery of Jane Doe 4, who claimed she was abused by Epstein in the 1980s
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i do feel like trump saying he doesnt care if they nuke california is somthing i've heard expressed in spirit by basically every republican ive spoken with for any length of time. california and new york arent america is just a stated and unstated background belief my entire life
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re always guilty of the accusations they throw at others.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently, no
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To recap, the murder of Jamal Khashoggi and the torture and imprisonment of women were not dealbreakers for Jon Rahm. LIV changing the terms of their deal is.
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Jon Rahm leaving LIV, dealing significant blow to bankrupt golf tour’s future (Gift Article)
Rahm won three individual championships on LIV in as many years.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Christopher Farnsworth @chrisfarnsworth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/u...
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Leon Botstein, Former Bard President With Epstein Ties, Resigns From College Positions (Gift Article)
Leon Botstein had already retired from the presidency of the liberal arts college this spring, after emails showed he had maintained a longtime friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Former @bardcollege.bsky.social President and friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Leon Botstein, has finally resigned all his college positions after emails emerge in which he asked Epstein if a trafficked woman was “for me.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/u...
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Leon Botstein, Former Bard President With Epstein Ties, Resigns From College Positions
Leon Botstein had already retired from the presidency of the liberal arts college this spring, after emails showed he had maintained a longtime friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do they know Prometheus got his liver ripped out by an eagle every day?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pe[low]te Hegseth can’t keep up with women he claims aren’t strong enough to compete with men in his “warrior” military.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All their faces are morphing into some Lovecraftian horror.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dialup tried to warn us about the eldritch horror that is the internet. yet we did not listen
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why don't I have a patron who gives me $100k for my credit card payments, a luxury RV, or $200k in Nationals tickets (like Brett Kavanaugh)?
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It did know I was in a book club, which is sort of creepy. I barely use Amazon now, unless I have no alternative. Did I leave a book review referencing my book club? I have no idea.
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