America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 7hI'm once again reminded that I can think more clearly than most people while drunk and high 0120
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 16h"Whomst amongst us hasn't personally butchered a school bus of children or cussed in front of their grandmother?" 020
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 16hYou're literally being Mr Gotcha from the famous comic 01551
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 21hHad to fight the on duty cops to fight the off duty cops 073
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You're why women don't go to Ladies Night 020
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadChaxinitus @chaxinitus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did you know? Petting water fowl is a known depressant. You'll always end up feeling down. 1123
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mfer has more hair on his chest than his head, but at least it's better groomed 001
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think the fine people of Limerick, Ireland would be very upset if I showed up, blew up their houses and built a new mansion on the rubble while claiming my family lived there before the Potato Famine 010
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 316239757
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What the Ale?? @theonion.com 1045650
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ok new test: if you think rape is bad and should never be tolerated, like and repost this. if you think rape is a “complex issue,” just type “not all sexual assault is rape” in the comments. 4390205
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadElizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 171126112969
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In Wisconsin, polishing off a 30 pack of beer on your own in a weekend isn't considered a big deal 050
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There will never be peace as long as the genocidal, expansionist state of Israel exists 151
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026May I suggest buying 30-50 videogames during the Steam Autumn sale? 110
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ten days till I get full union protection. Just in time for an employee appreciation meal with the head manager. He's going to quickly discover that this was a tactical error. 150
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Senator DaJoker Baby what is your opinion on pumpkins?" 050
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As a matter of policy, I find chainswords extremely compelling 000
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A classic movie I rented at Blockbuster because my dad wasn't paying attention 010
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gawd, I'd retire if I could but that's 20 years away at best 140
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know it's spooky season but this is too spooky 010
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadRep. Mark Pocan @pocan.house.gov · 01/10/2026Salah Sarsour is a legal resident of the United States, has lived here more than 30 years, and is a pillar of the Milwaukee community. Yet he is being threatened for deportation for no apparent reason other than his advocacy on behalf of Palestinian rights. www.wpr.org/news/salah-s...wpr.orgJudge rules leader of Wisconsin's largest mosque can be deportedAn immigration judge has ruled that the leader of Wisconsin’s largest mosque can be deported, his legal team announced Wednesday. 12713
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's spooky season mfers! Time to get punny and change those avis! Time to get confused as to who is who for a month! 230
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 01/10/2026Gm, fuck every freak, especially the Catholics, on the Supreme Court. 410311
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Planning a resupply trip back to Wisconsin for cheap vodka and cheese curds 040
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac… 261902248
Reposted by America's Spookiest Dadhoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Standard issue charcuterie board here in Wisconsin, featuring Wisconsin cheeses (Hook's 3yr Cheddar and Sartori's Bellavitano Espresso) as well as summer sausage from Usinger's in Milwaukee. The Belgioioso board ties it together well, not a bad amenity. 🍽️🍜🧀🐖 #food #foodsky #chefslife 2161
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I should borrow some CDs from my local library. Just grab something random 110
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Classically no warriors have had beards, apparently 0120
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Behold the SPACE TOILET!en.wikipedia.orgSpace toilet - Wikipedia 130
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If we can invent a toilet that vacuums the shit out, we can invent a toilet that shoves it back in! 150
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This was 26 years ago and these grippers are still blaming everything on everybody but the Democratic party or the Supreme Court 091
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I already knew what four salts they were going to be before seeing the picture. A fine collection of salts! 010
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Discovered a coworker dumping the last of his instant noodle cup into one these 060
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm thinking we dunk him in red paint and chuck him into a bullpen. Feels thematically correct 020
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why do you have John Brown as your avi while you lack all of his passion and morality? 0100
Reposted by America's Spookiest DadRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Introducing Gurpo 421865342
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The only thing I share with Trump is falling asleep at work at 2pm 050
Reposted by America's Spookiest Dadda da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026dude is cutting ads for talarico 23910
America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comLizard LaughingAlt: Lizard Laughing 040